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Get back to basics and eat a bug.

eatabug

parmesan cheese goes good with spaghetti

Jon-Parmesan

We'll eat away the days with a take-away pizza.

eatawaythedays

partyy mouse forces you to eat meat that is way too old.

meatmouse

eating big hairy cheese gives me life

bighairycheese

partyy mouse forces you to eat shit

mousetime

Eight niggaz eat mushrooms at an H-Town diner before executing their planned console heist. Six of them use aliases: Mr. Gay, Mr. Mexican-ass Nigga, Mr. Bitch, Mr. Mushroom Nigga, Mr. Deal-Dough, and Mr. Fat Bitch. The others are mob boss Chad Warden and his son and underboss, "Fanboy" Anthony Perez, who are responsible for planning the job. After fleeing the scene of the crime, Fat Bitch drives Mexican-ass Nigga to the rendezvous in one of Chad's warehouses. Mexican-ass Nigga, having been shot during the escape, is severely bleeding out. Deal-Dough arrives in an angry mood; he believes the job was a setup and that the Wii fanboys were waiting for them. Fat Bitch informs him that Bitch is dead and that both Mushroom Nigga and Gay are missing. He also mentions that Gay murdered several Xbox fans during the heist. As he and Chad are old friends, Fat Bitch is furious that he would employ such a "gay nigga". Deal-Dough reveals that he has hidden the consoles nearby, but argues with Fat Bitch over whether or not they should get medical attention for Mexican-ass Nigga. Gay arrives and tells the others that Anthony is en route to meet them. He then brings out a kidnapped Wii fanboy, Nick Bass, and has Fat Bitch and Deal-Dough beat him for information about who set them up. Anthony arrives and orders them to retrieve the consoles and ditch the caddies, leaving Gay in charge of Bass and Mexican-ass Nigga. Bass denies knowing anything, but Gay ignores him and resumes the torture, cutting off his dick with a Wii controller. He then tries to set Bass on fire, but is subsequently shot dead by Mexican-ass Nigga. Mexican-ass Nigga explains that he is really Mario and that Nintendo have been tracking him. When Anthony, Deal-Dough, and Fat Bitch return, Mexican-ass Nigga tries to convince them that Gay planned to kill them and steal the consoles for himself. After finishing off Bass, Anthony accuses him of lying, since Gay was loyal to Sony. Chad then arrives with news that the Wii fanboys have found and killed Mushroom Nigga. Having found proof of Mexican-ass Nigga's true loyalties, he moves to run up on him, but Fat Bitch intervenes and holds him at gunpoint. Anthony in turn points his own weapon at Fat Bitch, creating an illegal Mexican standoff. The three shoot some niggaz; both True Niggaz are killed, and Fat Bitch and Mexican-ass Nigga are mortally wounded. Spooked, Deal-Dough takes the consoles and flees. As Fat Bitch cradles the dying Mexican-ass Nigga in his arms, the latter confesses the truth. Without saying a word, Fat Bitch aims his last bullet at Mexican-ass Nigga's head. Nintendo storm the warehouse and order Fat Bitch to drop his gun. Gunshots sound and Fat Bitch collapses.

reservoirs

Mike eats shit.

HowZackDo

What are you eating?

whatareyoueating

A tribute to Chris Cotty.

eightonthebreak

I was eating steak for breakfast this morning when I thought to myself, "w0w, I'm a steak man!"" IMMA STEAK MOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW

stakeman

Been making a ytmnd game, have little moon man monsters and kirby that comes out and eats you lol. When finished will have available to download so can play the game ;-). Going to have Nedm Cat as final boss, collect stars instead of coins, yeah going to be fucking awesome!

comingtoastorenearyou

She always tries to push the ice cream further and further down into the cone as she eats it.

konata

Twiggy is eating icecream

twiggyicecream

he will eat your soul

twiggeralert

This is more for my enjoyment, I said I was done but I'm really bored....

arcadeattack

apology for poor english when were you when alter ego dies? i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring ‘chihiro is kill’ ‘no’

chihiro

Hot. Dogs. Hot Dogs.

AllYouEat

DEM BATH SALTS

bathsalts524

VOTE 5! EAT FRESH!

stonecoldcutcombotemplepilots

Proverbs enjoys eating his sausage

proverbialsausage

bill cosby eats pokemon for breakfast

cosbysandwich

Moon Man Moon Man cant you niggers will eat your soul

MoonManVs300000Niggers

feces rule

trumpfeces

お早うございます。今日はラーメンを作ります。楽しみですね。じゃ、始めましょう。 I still masturbate while eating top ramen At a faster rate in the bigger quantities It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace I turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face If you give no effort If you got no money Then i got a cheap method Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch Now thats a real education fuck books If you wanna make in college acknowledge All the flavors that be dropping Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first Start with the shrimp and then the fire If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar Unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker And I'm talkin' bout ramen This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African Come back when you're in the state that I'm in And say hi to my homeboy top ramen.

ramenking

An alternate universe where John Rhys Davies went into professional stunt eating instead of acting. He survived thirteen eating contests and as many heart attacks only to be killed by poisoned dates.

jrdsliders

gee i shore do love those black negro jet engine folks like mr. kkkrabs. meow,

Skylar

single1

needtoeat

Help control the pet population!

pussayy

Diarrhea is good for you!

whywontmyparakeeteatmydiarrhea