| ?PHARMACY TRUCK |
redrocket |
(1.80) |
937 |
2014-04-15 |
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description:
I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me!
Have ya seen how expensive everything is now?
And the politics!
They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister!
And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop.
Bah
I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something.
And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first.
You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein.
I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya.
Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off.
And good luck getting your death permit on time!
It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though
Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast
No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver.
He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes.
That driver... he's going places!
domain:
futurepharmacy
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| ?Julie and Shama Birthday |
djbraj |
(1.83) |
623 |
2004-07-20 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
julieshama
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| ?Happy Birthday, Ryan |
truxxor |
(1.83) |
853 |
2014-08-12 |
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description:
Happy Birthday, Ryan!
domain:
birthdayryan
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| ?aint no sunshine in tirol |
Menelec |
(1.86) |
9,362 |
2005-09-27 |
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description:
bible, rape, sex, jezus, darth vader, futurama, simpsons, harry potter, lol, omgf, baby, friends, bush, america, banana, mario, zelda, movie, matrix, lord of the rings, akira, anime, hentai, birthday, kermit, rick james, allah, god, man, woman, porn, whor
domain:
aint-no-sunshine-in-tirol
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| ?Happy Birthday Liisa! |
sillyshit |
(1.86) |
464 |
2008-08-11 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
happybdayliisa
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| ?Goth Alice in Wonderland? |
juliuse15 |
(1.87) |
2,558 |
2007-01-05 |
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description:
Alice isnt so happy on her un-birthday
domain:
gothalicewonder
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| ?Happy Birthday Jim Norton |
lastdeadmouse |
(1.89) |
1,195 |
2006-08-09 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
jimnortonbirthday
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| ?HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESSE |
danielwow12 |
(1.89) |
738 |
2007-01-13 |
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description:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOL
domain:
bdayjesse
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| ?Happy Fuckin' Birthday, Jess. |
Grahzny |
(1.89) |
1,338 |
2007-02-02 |
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description:
innit she adorable?
domain:
jessisthebes
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| ?India's Birthday |
Cinemamonkey |
(1.89) |
707 |
2004-05-06 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
Indiabirthday
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| ?Urb's the best- Around! |
Cojax |
(1.90) |
1,256 |
2005-05-19 |
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description:
OHSPIT HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ENDGAMERADIO
domain:
blooddumpster
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| ?Klingon gANGSTA |
MREDz0rs |
(1.92) |
1,401 |
2006-02-15 |
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description:
WORF WORF WORF its your birthday >:O
domain:
LivelongYo
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| ?Happy Birthday Adolph!!!! |
funinthesun91 |
(1.93) |
519 |
2006-04-20 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
adolphscbday
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| ?Happy Birthday Google |
ImTheDarkcyde |
(1.93) |
1,107 |
2006-09-27 |
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description:
Google celebrates its 8th birthday today
domain:
google8th
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| ?HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! |
Dr-L337 |
(1.94) |
4,831 |
2006-09-04 |
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description:
Just a shoutout to my good friend, john. happy 26th birthday dude.
domain:
happybdayjohn
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| ?Happy Birthday Whitney |
synapse177 |
(2.00) |
1,436 |
2004-06-02 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
happybirthdaywhitney
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| ?Happy Birthday! |
Joe40001 |
(2.00) |
1,346 |
2005-04-29 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
surprisebirthday
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| ?HAPPY BIRTHDAY! |
mdiddy |
(2.00) |
583 |
2005-08-09 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
chrisbirthday
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| ?happy birthday fatass |
Kurt1040 |
(2.00) |
1,936 |
2005-08-29 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
mauraisfat
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| ?icu creamu man |
Menelec |
(2.00) |
7,080 |
2005-10-06 |
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description:
bible, rape, sex, jezus, darth vader, futurama, simpsons, harry potter, lol, omgf, baby, friends, bush, america, banana, mario, zelda, movie, matrix, lord of the rings, akira, anime, hentai, birthday, kermit, rick james, allah, god, man, woman, porn, whor
domain:
i-scream
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| ?HAPPY BIRTHDAY SERGIO!!!!11 |
goose13 |
(2.00) |
465 |
2005-10-13 |
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description:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SERGIO!!!!11
domain:
sergioisbirthday
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| ?Happy Birthday! |
Typhonsentra |
(2.00) |
3,129 |
2005-10-19 |
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description:
This is the perfect way to tell someone you that that you care on their special day.
domain:
haveahappybirthday
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| ?Zach Birthday |
darcnis |
(2.00) |
1,077 |
2005-10-20 |
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description:
Zach Birthday
domain:
z17bd
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| ?Happy Birthday MSW0! |
thunda |
(2.00) |
415 |
2005-10-26 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
happybirthdaymsw0
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| ?Happy Birthday Brian! |
formation100 |
(2.00) |
1,449 |
2005-11-01 |
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description:
Happy Birthday to a sexual perditor >_>
domain:
happybirthdaybrian
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| ?Happy Birthday Marrese and Luiiiis |
zoltrix |
(2.00) |
624 |
2005-12-23 |
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description:
Happy Birthday Marrese and Luiiiis. From: Mazza
domain:
hbmal
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| ?kevin's emo birthday |
telcontar |
(2.00) |
755 |
2005-12-26 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
kevinsemobirthday
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| ?YTMNDer Birthday |
seekfook |
(2.00) |
742 |
2006-01-26 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
happybirthdayLBO
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| ?FFG has a kawaii birthday! |
ffgforever |
(2.00) |
1,357 |
2006-02-05 |
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description:
Proof that all cleristh fans are old middle-aged woman who need to get laid.
domain:
cleristh
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| ?Happy Birthday Lawrence |
mtam |
(2.00) |
477 |
2006-03-05 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
HBL
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