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Yes, Lord Greystoke and the valedictorian architect share the same look. Am I the only one that smells a Broadway musical? Seriously, anyone who has seen that lanky, limber, energetic musician on stage knows he would be the perfect Tarzan!

johnandalfred

words

MakesUsHappy

good lord only knows

peaceoutall

LOL!

sporked

LOL!

lordmonckton

Vincent Crabbe (1979 or 1980 – 2 May, 1998) was a pure-blood Dark Wizard, and the son of Death Eater Crabbe Sr.. Vincent Crabbe was also a student at Hogwarts and a member of Slytherin House. Crabbe, and Gregory Goyle were rarely seen without their ringleader Draco Malfoy. While Dolores Umbridge was Headmistress, he joined the Inquisitorial Squad. In his last year at Hogwarts, he became a Dark Wizard, as he learned to cast powerful dark curses, such as the Killing and the Cruciatus Curse. He accidentally killed himself using Fiendfyre on 2 May 1998, during the Battle of Hogwarts. Biography Early life Vincent Crabbe was born into the pure-blood Crabbe family. His father, Mr. Crabbe, was a Death Eater. This likely influenced his son's prejudice against Muggle-borns and other non pure-bloods. Hogwarts years First year At the start of his first year, Crabbe was sorted into Slytherin House, along with his friends Draco Malfoy and Gregory Goyle, both of whom were also the sons of Death Eaters. Harry Potter noticed that Crabbe and Goyle seemed to act as bodyguards for Malfoy. When Draco challenged Harry to a duel, he selected Crabbe as his Second, although the challenge was merely a ruse to get Harry in trouble for being out of bed after hours. Second year During the second opening of the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger tricked him and Goyle into eating cakes containing a sleeping draught — by leaving the cakes on a banister, even though Crabbe and Goyle had already eaten much more than their fill (which would explain his obesity). Ron and Harry used hairs from Crabbe and Goyle to impersonate them, as components of a Polyjuice Potion, and spy on Malfoy in the Slytherin Common Room (Hermione did not go as Millicent Bulstrode because she had used cat hairs, thinking they were Millicent's hairs from her robes, transforming her partly into a cat). Third year On the way to Hogwarts on his third year of education, Crabbe along with his friends stepped into Harry Potter's compartment to bully him. However, they could not act on their wishes as the new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Remus Lupin, was in the compartment, sleeping. Early in the school year it was quite clear that the Dementors guarding Hogwarts from Sirius Black were feared by Harry, and so during a Quidditch match, Crabbe and his friends put their cloaks up and pretended to be Dementors in an attempt to scare Harry, which it did and Harry cast a Patronus charm in response. Goyle was later humiliated when Harry (under his Invisibility cloak) defended his friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley by throwing snowballs at him. Crabbe's attempts to scare Harry later in the year were foiled, as he had too much protection from students and staff. Fourth year In the 1994-1995 school year, the Triwizard Tournament was held at Hogwarts school. After Harry Potter became a champion alongside Cedric Diggory, Crabbe, Goyle and Malfoy passed out badges that could be made to read Potter Stinks, and taunted Harry regularly, such as commenting that he was betting Harry wouldn't last more than a few minutes with the dragons. At the end of the year, Harry was almost killed by Lord Voldemort, and saw that Crabbe's father was a Death Eater. Fifth year In their fifth year, Crabbe and Goyle each became Beaters for the Slytherin Quidditch team. During the Slytherin vs. Gryffindor Quidditch match, Crabbe sent a Bludger at Harry, angry because he caught the Snitch before Draco (the Seeker then) did. Harry got into a fight alongside George Weasley and got a lifetime ban from Quidditch, courtesy of Dolores Umbridge.

vincentcrabbe

Lord Flashheart comments on a kiss

electriceel

Yes siree, it's true. Ford Taurus #27 (Lord Xenu is NOT PLEASED)

nascardianetics

Lord of the Rings vs. Star Wars

lotrvsstarwars

The Cast of ytmnd kicking arse for the lord.

ikaftl

Max lag whit lord railgun

ERRORMAX

The dark lord himself is EMO.

Satanisemo

Oh lord, what the hell is that!? OH LOOOOORD!!!!

ohmedic

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ikickassforthelord

Let's look at the FUNK. (more like let's look at the PROPER LOOPING THIS TIME)

jesuslol-letmomsleep

the dark lord reigns supreme

didntwanna

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secretendinglotr

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darthmaul

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timelordbennyhill

Arthas on his frozen throne

arthasfrozenthrone

Jesus- I mean Chuck Norris has resurrected, and he's pissed. You don't $#%^ with Chuck.

jesusnorris

lord of eagles attacks

poorbabie

Burglekutt from Willow is Lord Vader

Burgleisvader

Golden Chick is Risen! Kneel before Him!

goldenchickislord

God help us all, Lord!

godhelpusalllord

They've got the chat system working in Lord of the Rings online. Sweet.

lotro

not goatse

baphomet

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inthebeginning

Thy lords and masters, our right to be!

ledzepplineth

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lordhendrie