| ?Bill Nye the Khan Gay |
DarthWang |
(3.92) |
2,656 |
2008-09-27 |
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description:
LOL!
domain:
funnysitewithcirclesinmspaint
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| ?KHANTMND-DX: Khandy Khand Khan |
AegisReflector |
(3.92) |
1,926 |
2007-09-23 |
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description:
Speed KHAN DX (LOL)
domain:
speedkhandx
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| ?KHANTMND: Khan teaches Astronomy class |
DarthWang |
(3.92) |
4,140 |
2007-03-30 |
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description:
LOL! KHANTMND: Even though I couldn't find an actual picture of Ceti Alpha Five, in fact I don't think they even showed it from space in the movie, I just google searched for planet and used the first pic that came up
domain:
khanteachesastronomy
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| ?Now Biff, Don't Khan Me! |
Doc141 |
(3.92) |
5,439 |
2006-07-28 |
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description:
Captain Kirk returns in one of the most amazing trilogy's ever!
domain:
biffkhanbttf
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| ?KHANTMND: KHAN stares into your soul |
peesauce |
(3.92) |
4,171 |
2007-05-27 |
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description:
KHAN stares into your soul. THIS IS CETI ALPHA FIVE!
domain:
khanstare
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| ?PTKFGS: Punch Khan For Nigga God's Sa... |
mario90 |
(3.92) |
2,860 |
2007-10-27 |
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description:
ptkfgs
domain:
punchkhanforniggagodssake
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| ?The Wrath of Khanmic Book: Part 7 |
DarthWang |
(3.92) |
1,850 |
2009-06-19 |
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description:
The expression on Khan's face here makes this panel
domain:
forcefield
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| ?Hey God Warrior, who's your favorite DC ... |
DarthWang |
(3.92) |
1,017 |
2020-07-13 |
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description:
Darkseid (Uxas) is a fictional supervillain appearing in comic books published by DC Comics. Created by writer-artist Jack Kirby, the character first made a cameo in Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #134 in November 1970 before officially debuting in Forever People #1 in February 1971.[1] He is the tyrannical ruler of the planet Apokolips whose ultimate goal is to conquer the universe by eliminating all hope and free will in sentient beings.[2] A New God and one of the most powerful beings in the DC Universe, Darkseid serves as a staple Superman villain and the archenemy of the Justice League.
The character was ranked as the 6th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time by IGN and as the 23rd Greatest Villain of All Time by Wizard magazine.[3] Darkseid has been substantially adapted into various forms of media, most notably being voiced by Michael Ironside within the DC animated universe, by Andre Braugher in Superman/Batman: Apocalypse, by Tony Todd in the DC Animated Movie Universe, and as the main antagonist in the final season of Smallville. After being referenced multiple times in the DC Extended Universe, he will make his feature film debut in Zack Snyder's Justice League.
ublication history
Jack Kirby returned to DC Comics with Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #133 and immediately began establishing characters that would lay the foundation for his newly conceived Fourth World epic. The chief antagonist would be the villain Darkseid who had a cameo in Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen #134 (November 1970) with a full first appearance in Forever People #1 (February 1971) . The character was originally designed to be the chief antagonist of the titles Forever People, Mister Miracle and New Gods, but after the cancellation of these titles, he continued to appear as a major villain in many DC Universe comic books, fighting both Superman and Batman. According to writer Mark Evanier, Kirby modelled Darkseid's face on actor Jack Palance, while the villain's personality was inspired by Adolf Hitler and Richard Nixon.[4][3]
Fictional character biography
The son of King Yuga Khan and Queen Heggra, Prince Uxas, second in line to the throne of Apokolips, plotted to seize power over the planet.[5] When his brother, Drax, attempted to claim the fabled Omega Force, Uxas murdered him, and took the power for himself. The power transformed him into a rock and demon-like creature, upon which he took the name Darkseid.[6][7][8][9] At some point in time, he fell in love with an Apokoliptian scientist and sorceress named Suli, with whom he had a son, Kalibak; however, Suli was poisoned by Desaad on Heggra's behalf, as she believed that Suli was corrupting her son.
Following Suli's death, Darkseid's heart grew even colder, and he ordered Desaad to poison Heggra, and as soon as he did, Darkseid finally became the supreme monarch of Apokolips. Darkseid had briefly been forced by his mother to marry Tigra, with whom he also had a son. After murdering his mother, Darkseid ordered Tigra to eliminate their son, Orion, who was switched with the Highfather's son, Scott Free, so as to keep peace between New Genesis and Apokolips.[10]
The destructive war with the rival planet, New Genesis, was stopped only with a diplomatic exchange of the sons of Highfather and Darkseid. Darkseid's second born son was surrendered to Highfather, while Darkseid received Scott Free. This eventually turned out to be a setback for Darkseid, with his biological son growing up to value and defend the ideals of New Genesis as a powerful champion in opposition to his father. The prophecy foretold that Darkseid would meet his final defeat at the hands of his son in a cataclysmic battle in the fiery Armaghetto of Apokolips.
domain:
uxas
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| ?Darth Wang goes shopping for new ingredients |
SilverDollar |
(3.92) |
3,357 |
2008-03-14 |
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description:
The McGyver looked fresh and tasty, but in the end he settled for a nutritious head of Khan, which is a staple at the Wang household.
domain:
darthgoesshopping
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| ?KHANTMND: Tighten up the KHAN! |
renegade64 |
(3.91) |
3,865 |
2006-10-24 |
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description:
KHANTMND: Bite me, KHANpy
domain:
tightenupthekhan
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| ?Khan Stapler 9: Epic Stapler Khaneuver! |
DarthWang |
(3.91) |
1,733 |
2008-05-01 |
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description:
LOL!
domain:
khaneuver
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| ?KHANTMND: Captain Kirk stares into your soul |
DarthWang |
(3.91) |
4,717 |
2006-11-08 |
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description:
LOL! KHANTMND: You KHAN't resist it!
domain:
khanstares
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| ?KHAN! |
Wolfdogg |
(3.91) |
2,111 |
2005-07-13 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
the-critic-khan
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| ?Xirx fights Shield Shelkhan in Mega Khan X6 |
AegisReflector |
(3.91) |
2,299 |
2006-10-01 |
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description:
LOL!
domain:
shieldshelkhan
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| ?I can't make funny sites anymore |
zomglolwtfzor |
(3.91) |
1,158 |
2007-10-29 |
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description:
khan
domain:
khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
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| ?(nsfw) Khan Emblem IV: Prologue: Khanwakening... |
RubilacEx |
(3.91) |
3,138 |
2007-11-05 |
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description:
GRANDKHAN IS IN A WAR WITH KHANSAAC WHICH MEANS THAT THEY'VE LEFT VERY FEW SOLDIERS BEHIND TO DEFEND THE HOMELAND WHICH IS BAD BECAUSE VERKHAN ATTACKS. SO SIGKIRK, A YOUNG, INEXPERIENCED KNIGHT, HAS TO GATHER AN ARMY AND DRIVE VERDANE OUT OF GRANDBELL LOL
domain:
khanemblem4
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| ?(nsfw) FaxKHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... |
AegisReflector |
(3.91) |
3,684 |
2007-09-18 |
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description:
KHAAAAAAAAAAN returns to his town except it's been abandoned because of khan.
domain:
faxkhanadu
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| ?(nsfw) YTMND TOP TEN |
rjacob |
(3.91) |
7,056 |
2008-02-16 |
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description:
Top 10 Fads of YTMND stapler cosby khan barrel roll ptkfgs n64 nedm noooooooooo cake song macgyver
domain:
ytmndtopten
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| ?KHAN vs Poland spins vader right round but mike is... |
juiceman |
(3.91) |
3,744 |
2006-12-19 |
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description:
IT'L SYNC IF YOU VOTE5 I PROMISE
domain:
asdfaslfhgdsalhtyun
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| ?Vader and Khan test their game |
AegisReflector |
(3.90) |
3,839 |
2006-07-04 |
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description:
kha
domain:
vaderandkhantight
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| ?Khan summons an epic my united states of metal g... |
peesauce |
(3.90) |
4,805 |
2008-05-01 |
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description:
LOL
domain:
summons
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| ?(nsfw) KHANTMND: Khan caused the end of the ... |
RubilacEx |
(3.90) |
2,579 |
2007-10-02 |
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description:
ceti alpha 3
domain:
khancaused
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| ?KHANTMND: Kirk yells everything to Khan |
DarthWang |
(3.90) |
6,940 |
2006-10-01 |
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description:
LOL!
KHANTMND: Because Khan jokes are still funny
domain:
kirkyellseverything
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| ?KHAAAAAAN!! (Extended Cut) |
MessedRocker |
(3.90) |
11,357 |
2006-06-11 |
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description:
The Khan Scream we all know and love, now the extended version is available. But only for a limited time!
domain:
khanextended
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| ?Khan and Vader are having a relaxing game of bas... |
AegisReflector |
(3.90) |
1,923 |
2007-10-08 |
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description:
LOL! VADER AGREES WITH THE FUNDAMENTALS OF GENTLEMANLY SPORTSMANSHIP WHILE KHAN GOES A BIT TOO FAR AND EVERYONE STOPS WHAT THEY'RE DOING AND GLARES AT HIM BUT THE PITCHER DIDN'T STEP OFF THE RUBBER AND A BALK IS CALLED AND THE NINERS LOSE
domain:
khanvaderbaseball
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| ?CHICAGOTPND: Khan finds Chicago |
Juvi |
(3.90) |
1,773 |
2008-06-09 |
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description:
Khan finds Chicago... and leaves Kirk there...
domain:
kfcc
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| ?KHANTMND-DX: Oh, you touch my KHAN! |
DarthWang |
(3.90) |
1,761 |
2016-02-02 |
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description:
LOL! KHANTMND-DX: Twice the KHAAAAAAAAN, twice the fun!
domain:
tactile
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| ?Citizen KHAN!!! (better audio) |
leviathan09 |
(3.90) |
12,698 |
2005-10-14 |
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description:
Citizen Kane combined with The Wrath of Khan. William Shatner pwns man
domain:
citizenkhan
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| ?Bismillah Khan Will Not Be Let Go |
teddyleevin |
(3.90) |
8,077 |
2007-02-21 |
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description:
He just won't be let go. Please note I'm reposting this. The old one had bad sound.
domain:
bismillahkhan
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| ?KHANtmnd: Even Kirk can do the KHAN-KHAN! |
dmaz |
(3.90) |
2,852 |
2008-06-06 |
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description:
2008-06-05 19:11:53 Morgrist: I was disappointed not to see dancing girls with Shatner's face doing the Khan-kan.
domain:
captainkirks
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