| ?Reservoir Gay Niggaz |
DarthWang |
(3.85) |
3,020 |
2016-09-24 |
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description:
Eight niggaz eat mushrooms at an H-Town diner before executing their planned console heist. Six of them use aliases: Mr. Gay, Mr. Mexican-ass Nigga, Mr. Bitch, Mr. Mushroom Nigga, Mr. Deal-Dough, and Mr. Fat Bitch. The others are mob boss Chad Warden and his son and underboss, "Fanboy" Anthony Perez, who are responsible for planning the job.
After fleeing the scene of the crime, Fat Bitch drives Mexican-ass Nigga to the rendezvous in one of Chad's warehouses. Mexican-ass Nigga, having been shot during the escape, is severely bleeding out. Deal-Dough arrives in an angry mood; he believes the job was a setup and that the Wii fanboys were waiting for them. Fat Bitch informs him that Bitch is dead and that both Mushroom Nigga and Gay are missing. He also mentions that Gay murdered several Xbox fans during the heist. As he and Chad are old friends, Fat Bitch is furious that he would employ such a "gay nigga". Deal-Dough reveals that he has hidden the consoles nearby, but argues with Fat Bitch over whether or not they should get medical attention for Mexican-ass Nigga.
Gay arrives and tells the others that Anthony is en route to meet them. He then brings out a kidnapped Wii fanboy, Nick Bass, and has Fat Bitch and Deal-Dough beat him for information about who set them up. Anthony arrives and orders them to retrieve the consoles and ditch the caddies, leaving Gay in charge of Bass and Mexican-ass Nigga. Bass denies knowing anything, but Gay ignores him and resumes the torture, cutting off his dick with a Wii controller. He then tries to set Bass on fire, but is subsequently shot dead by Mexican-ass Nigga. Mexican-ass Nigga explains that he is really Mario and that Nintendo have been tracking him.
When Anthony, Deal-Dough, and Fat Bitch return, Mexican-ass Nigga tries to convince them that Gay planned to kill them and steal the consoles for himself. After finishing off Bass, Anthony accuses him of lying, since Gay was loyal to Sony. Chad then arrives with news that the Wii fanboys have found and killed Mushroom Nigga. Having found proof of Mexican-ass Nigga's true loyalties, he moves to run up on him, but Fat Bitch intervenes and holds him at gunpoint. Anthony in turn points his own weapon at Fat Bitch, creating an illegal Mexican standoff. The three shoot some niggaz; both True Niggaz are killed, and Fat Bitch and Mexican-ass Nigga are mortally wounded.
Spooked, Deal-Dough takes the consoles and flees. As Fat Bitch cradles the dying Mexican-ass Nigga in his arms, the latter confesses the truth. Without saying a word, Fat Bitch aims his last bullet at Mexican-ass Nigga's head. Nintendo storm the warehouse and order Fat Bitch to drop his gun. Gunshots sound and Fat Bitch collapses.
domain:
reservoirs
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| ?Lindsay Lohan: Before and After |
dragonbeans |
(3.85) |
29,429 |
2005-10-15 |
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description:
Eat a Sammich already!
domain:
BeforeAfter
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| ?The Great Flesh Eating Creature of Antor is gonna ... |
emphasize |
(3.84) |
2,892 |
2007-09-08 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
antorpwned
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| ?Takeshi Kaga Eats A Downvoting Pepper! |
Dr-UPV0T3 |
(3.84) |
2,181 |
2007-01-06 |
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description:
Takeshi Eats A Downvoting Pepper!
domain:
KagaOwnsDownvoter
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| ?samuel l jackson eats a TCBCR and says "th... |
darrel |
(3.84) |
1,284 |
2008-08-16 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
someonedoitforrealandillfiveit
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| ?(nsfw) Unhappy Meal =( |
digita1alchemy |
(3.84) |
5,994 |
2006-01-14 |
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description:
Ronald Mcdonald eating...people?!?
domain:
mccannibal
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| ?ORSON WELLES EATS ORSON WELLES |
zippymalone |
(3.84) |
2,440 |
2006-04-25 |
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description:
From the "fad"
domain:
orsonwelleseatsorsonwelles
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| ?Sandwich Conspiracy |
amindlessidiot |
(3.84) |
4,443 |
2011-07-06 |
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description:
subway eat a bowl of dicks
domain:
sandwichlies
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| ?Abortion Kills |
MattMayhem |
(3.83) |
7,355 |
2005-11-11 |
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description:
Dont be sad, at least they dont eat the babies...
domain:
abortionkillz
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| ?The Chinese Eat Their Young! |
flyingbarmitzvah |
(3.83) |
1,948 |
2006-02-09 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
chinababy
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| ?Smarter Child eats babies |
inconsiderate |
(3.83) |
2,941 |
2006-04-07 |
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description:
Smarter Child admits a dirty little secret again.
domain:
sceb
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| ?regina spektor's heart |
robotzombie |
(3.83) |
2,105 |
2006-07-19 |
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description:
Regina Spektor's heart eats beets.
domain:
hearteatsbeets
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| ?Are you gonna eat that placenta? |
imageoftheinvisible |
(3.83) |
1,325 |
2006-11-07 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
tomandtheplacenta
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| ?(nsfw) Life is a flower. |
Timaeus |
(3.83) |
5,336 |
2007-01-17 |
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description:
Life is a flower, so precious in your hand... So eat that sumbitch! LOL!1won1one!1
domain:
flowerpower
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| ?Tribute to StompleB |
iwascruel |
(3.83) |
1,609 |
2008-01-12 |
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description:
Everytime I eat vegetables, it makes me think of StompleB.
domain:
StompleB
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| ?You taste like... |
Slartibartfast |
(3.83) |
2,972 |
2006-10-12 |
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description:
What has Sawyer been eating?
domain:
youtaste
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| ?Medieval Dwight Schrute |
callonme |
(3.83) |
4,090 |
2007-03-15 |
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description:
In the wild, there is no health care. Health care is: ahh, I hurt my leg, I can't run, a lion eats you and you're dead. Well...I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.
domain:
medievaldwight
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| ?Shark VS Boat |
herculesinnewyork |
(3.83) |
5,781 |
2005-09-13 |
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description:
Another shark attack from Shark Attack 3 - this time eating a boat.
domain:
megalodon
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| ?Daniel Plainview orders a large order of onion rings... |
HarveyMilk |
(3.83) |
1,497 |
2009-12-23 |
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description:
:3
domain:
daniel-plainview-wants-to-recruit-you
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| ?Dog Eats Dog |
Zaratustra00 |
(3.83) |
3,465 |
2005-08-11 |
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description:
OH NOES O_O
domain:
dogeatsdog
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| ?(nsfw) SPIDER EATS A GIRL OUT!! |
Kirix |
(3.83) |
10,725 |
2006-01-31 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
spidercootchie
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| ?pointless nonsense |
Audovoice |
(3.83) |
1,434 |
2013-12-05 |
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description:
This actually eats up too much cpu to run on my computer.
domain:
pointless-nonsense
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| ?Orson Welles Eats Unicorns |
jollyrupert |
(3.83) |
7,233 |
2006-04-19 |
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description:
Orson Welles Is a total f*cking fatty. In his afterlife he eats many uncorns. They taste like earth food.
domain:
OrsonsWellesEatsUnicorns
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| ?Hitler eats watermelon! |
DirtbagDan |
(3.82) |
17,675 |
2005-11-14 |
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description:
Hitler takes a nice big bite out of some juicy watermelon!
domain:
hitlereatmelon
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| ?Prehistoric Dinosaur demonstrates how to eat a long... |
prairiedogeric10 |
(3.82) |
1,887 |
2009-08-05 |
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description:
lol
domain:
demonstration
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| ?Batman DOES eat Nachos! |
JamaKinson |
(3.82) |
7,029 |
2011-02-21 |
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description:
Batman
domain:
batmaneatsnachos
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| ?HARDCORE CHOCOLATE!!! |
travbrack |
(3.82) |
29,782 |
2007-02-22 |
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description:
WE WILL EAT YOUR SOUL. ALSO CHOCOLATE.
domain:
chocohardcore
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| ?What kinds of kids eat Armour Hot Dogs? |
ChickenSoda |
(3.82) |
1,845 |
2007-10-22 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
hotdogsarmourhotdogs
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| ?Eat More Spam |
MTown |
(3.82) |
2,251 |
2009-03-31 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
eatmorespam
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| ?Hoagie |
marjoegortner |
(3.82) |
3,811 |
2012-01-23 |
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description:
Bill Cosby eats a hoagie
domain:
cosbylunch
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