| ?Grover noooo |
ariamonkey |
(3.75) |
5,605 |
2006-10-01 |
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description:
Grover eats people
domain:
grovernoooo
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| ?NO EATING IN THE CAR! |
thegaypope |
(3.75) |
1,861 |
2006-11-03 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
noeatingincar
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| ?The Kettle's Retort |
dyskrasia |
(3.75) |
2,080 |
2006-11-09 |
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description:
Dear YTMND, Eat a dick. BFF, dys.
domain:
youblack
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| ?(nsfw) Jack Bauer Eats People |
n00beatz |
(3.75) |
3,178 |
2007-01-15 |
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description:
From the first episode of season 6 from 24.
domain:
jbauereat
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| ?EAT MY SHORT DICK |
ghcghcghc |
(3.75) |
4,544 |
2007-02-17 |
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description:
EAT MY SHORT DICK
domain:
EATMYSHORTDICK
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| ?i wanna eat some of them chitlins!! (fun times mix) |
laketittycocka |
(3.75) |
1,649 |
2007-04-13 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
gimmeyochitlins
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| ?! What do you eat if you wake up after noon ? |
klasky |
(3.75) |
1,666 |
2007-04-25 |
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description:
You get hungry for breakfast but you feel guilty. You have a slice of pizza instead.
domain:
notbreakfast
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| ?EAT YO FRUITS |
JLen503 |
(3.75) |
1,493 |
2007-11-21 |
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description:
fruitklok is here to incourage you to eat yo fruits!
domain:
eatyofruits
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| ?Chicken Dinner - Dissecting Table |
chudspawn |
(3.75) |
774 |
2007-12-02 |
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description:
Dissecting Table eats chicken dinner
domain:
dissectingtable
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| ?What if Mario eat a pizza pie and what will link do |
Lio |
(3.75) |
1,824 |
2008-05-04 |
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description:
What happened if Mario eats a pizza pie of hope and what going to happen to link when he finds out
It's not my best
domain:
Mariolinkpizzapie
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| ?I think fast, I talk fast, and I eat fast |
Lcadwallader |
(3.75) |
1,270 |
2008-07-20 |
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description:
That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers.
domain:
kahunaslimze
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| ?What Really Killed YTMND |
BloodyPython |
(3.75) |
1,018 |
2009-06-14 |
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description:
Hey! I didn't even eat the mousse!
domain:
salmonmousse
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| ?(nsfw) John Stamos to Replace Charlie Sheen on ... |
caseofthesheens |
(3.75) |
4,428 |
2011-03-01 |
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description:
Look who's "Winning" now!
Rumor has it Uncle Charlie's being replaced by Uncle Jesse. This show might be watchable now, that is as long as Stamos brings along his catchphrase "Have Mercy."
P.S. to Charlie Sheen -- Please don't hate me, eat my hands off my arms, send 'Nails' after me, beat me like an ex-wife or destroy me with your "fists of fire." This is only intended as a joke. Although, I'd like to note that you are NOT Special (or at least more special than everyone else), nor are you Wolverine with Super-human healing abilities. I mean, come on, you've aged 15 years in 7 months. There's nothing Super-human about aging at an amazing speed... that just means you snorted out of the wrong Grail in the cave. This isn't meant to be hateful, I really hope the best for you and that you hit rock bottom so that you'll stop hitting the rock... and the women in your life.
P.P.S. to John Stamos -- We miss Uncle Jesse.
domain:
twoandahalf-fullhouse
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| ?Ren and Stimpy Eat Men |
dinosaurjr |
(3.75) |
1,485 |
2012-02-12 |
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description:
Ren and Stimpy eat men
domain:
maneating
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| ?i love onions |
birdmanrally |
(3.75) |
416 |
2016-12-06 |
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description:
ex-prime minister of oztralia eats onion
domain:
rawonions
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| ?(nsfw) heffer's mom eats 40 thanksgiving tur... |
letsago |
(3.75) |
1,632 |
2017-11-23 |
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description:
heffer's mom virginia has gas after eating 40 turkeys for thanksgiving. She sure is a fat ass
domain:
Virginiaeat
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| ?(nsfw) partyy mouse makes you eat rotten cake |
letsago |
(3.75) |
570 |
2018-05-19 |
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description:
Partyy mouse makes you eat rotten cake
domain:
cakemouse
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| ?Benki Bones:Solomonoff's Vision |
venkatesh |
(3.75) |
280 |
2020-10-28 |
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description:
A cheese once said, "To smell the best, you must eat the breast." The cheese went off in search of breast, only to find himself inside the Benki.
domain:
clapmyclops
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| ?Mr. Halmoka, stop eating my sesame cake... |
tomfickle |
(3.75) |
21,936 |
2004-05-05 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
congo
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| ?What does Samuel L. Jackson eat? |
Dope |
(3.74) |
3,329 |
2007-05-01 |
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description:
Jules Loves Burgers
domain:
tasteyburgerjam
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| ?Proper Manners (In 70's Porno) |
BigBrother |
(3.74) |
4,415 |
2006-06-07 |
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description:
Mind if I smoke while you're eating?
domain:
mindifismokeporn
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| ?Reservoir Gay Niggaz |
DarthWang |
(3.74) |
3,135 |
2016-09-24 |
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description:
Eight niggaz eat mushrooms at an H-Town diner before executing their planned console heist. Six of them use aliases: Mr. Gay, Mr. Mexican-ass Nigga, Mr. Bitch, Mr. Mushroom Nigga, Mr. Deal-Dough, and Mr. Fat Bitch. The others are mob boss Chad Warden and his son and underboss, "Fanboy" Anthony Perez, who are responsible for planning the job.
After fleeing the scene of the crime, Fat Bitch drives Mexican-ass Nigga to the rendezvous in one of Chad's warehouses. Mexican-ass Nigga, having been shot during the escape, is severely bleeding out. Deal-Dough arrives in an angry mood; he believes the job was a setup and that the Wii fanboys were waiting for them. Fat Bitch informs him that Bitch is dead and that both Mushroom Nigga and Gay are missing. He also mentions that Gay murdered several Xbox fans during the heist. As he and Chad are old friends, Fat Bitch is furious that he would employ such a "gay nigga". Deal-Dough reveals that he has hidden the consoles nearby, but argues with Fat Bitch over whether or not they should get medical attention for Mexican-ass Nigga.
Gay arrives and tells the others that Anthony is en route to meet them. He then brings out a kidnapped Wii fanboy, Nick Bass, and has Fat Bitch and Deal-Dough beat him for information about who set them up. Anthony arrives and orders them to retrieve the consoles and ditch the caddies, leaving Gay in charge of Bass and Mexican-ass Nigga. Bass denies knowing anything, but Gay ignores him and resumes the torture, cutting off his dick with a Wii controller. He then tries to set Bass on fire, but is subsequently shot dead by Mexican-ass Nigga. Mexican-ass Nigga explains that he is really Mario and that Nintendo have been tracking him.
When Anthony, Deal-Dough, and Fat Bitch return, Mexican-ass Nigga tries to convince them that Gay planned to kill them and steal the consoles for himself. After finishing off Bass, Anthony accuses him of lying, since Gay was loyal to Sony. Chad then arrives with news that the Wii fanboys have found and killed Mushroom Nigga. Having found proof of Mexican-ass Nigga's true loyalties, he moves to run up on him, but Fat Bitch intervenes and holds him at gunpoint. Anthony in turn points his own weapon at Fat Bitch, creating an illegal Mexican standoff. The three shoot some niggaz; both True Niggaz are killed, and Fat Bitch and Mexican-ass Nigga are mortally wounded.
Spooked, Deal-Dough takes the consoles and flees. As Fat Bitch cradles the dying Mexican-ass Nigga in his arms, the latter confesses the truth. Without saying a word, Fat Bitch aims his last bullet at Mexican-ass Nigga's head. Nintendo storm the warehouse and order Fat Bitch to drop his gun. Gunshots sound and Fat Bitch collapses.
domain:
reservoirs
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| ?altair808 loves crayons |
altair808 |
(3.74) |
545 |
2007-08-12 |
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description:
altair808 loves eating crayons.
domain:
korf41andpettitmanhatemeohno
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| ?Catgirls eat your soul (with music) |
FlankingLine |
(3.74) |
5,524 |
2006-02-07 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
catsoul
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| ?The Correct Way To Eat A Baby! |
HeadlessClown |
(3.73) |
4,252 |
2006-03-12 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
howtoeatababy
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| ?I'm going to Post Cereal every day until you ... |
Scockery |
(3.73) |
1,907 |
2015-08-09 |
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description:
Cracko addiction would lead the US government to make Crackos illegal, but it failed to stop the crimes associated with Cracko dealing and usage.
domain:
corncrackos
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| ?Chuck Norris Eats Babies!!!11!11 |
drjones56 |
(3.73) |
7,891 |
2006-01-11 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
chucknoooooooooooooooo
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| ?Samuel L Jackson Eats Everything |
funkydirt |
(3.73) |
3,382 |
2007-05-13 |
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description:
Any guy who says he doesn't eat pussy is lying his *ss off.
domain:
jacksoneatseverything
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| ?OMFG CRAZY FROG TERRORISTS!!!111 |
HeadUp |
(3.73) |
30,346 |
2005-12-22 |
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description:
allah is grrr-rr-r-rrr-rr-eat!!!!11111111
domain:
crazyfrogterrorists
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| ?"Come're. You Look Terrible. I Want ... |
everysentenceuttered |
(3.73) |
568 |
2007-05-07 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
youlookterrible
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