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Eight niggaz eat mushrooms at an H-Town diner before executing their planned console heist. Six of them use aliases: Mr. Gay, Mr. Mexican-ass Nigga, Mr. Bitch, Mr. Mushroom Nigga, Mr. Deal-Dough, and Mr. Fat Bitch. The others are mob boss Chad Warden and his son and underboss, "Fanboy" Anthony Perez, who are responsible for planning the job. After fleeing the scene of the crime, Fat Bitch drives Mexican-ass Nigga to the rendezvous in one of Chad's warehouses. Mexican-ass Nigga, having been shot during the escape, is severely bleeding out. Deal-Dough arrives in an angry mood; he believes the job was a setup and that the Wii fanboys were waiting for them. Fat Bitch informs him that Bitch is dead and that both Mushroom Nigga and Gay are missing. He also mentions that Gay murdered several Xbox fans during the heist. As he and Chad are old friends, Fat Bitch is furious that he would employ such a "gay nigga". Deal-Dough reveals that he has hidden the consoles nearby, but argues with Fat Bitch over whether or not they should get medical attention for Mexican-ass Nigga. Gay arrives and tells the others that Anthony is en route to meet them. He then brings out a kidnapped Wii fanboy, Nick Bass, and has Fat Bitch and Deal-Dough beat him for information about who set them up. Anthony arrives and orders them to retrieve the consoles and ditch the caddies, leaving Gay in charge of Bass and Mexican-ass Nigga. Bass denies knowing anything, but Gay ignores him and resumes the torture, cutting off his dick with a Wii controller. He then tries to set Bass on fire, but is subsequently shot dead by Mexican-ass Nigga. Mexican-ass Nigga explains that he is really Mario and that Nintendo have been tracking him. When Anthony, Deal-Dough, and Fat Bitch return, Mexican-ass Nigga tries to convince them that Gay planned to kill them and steal the consoles for himself. After finishing off Bass, Anthony accuses him of lying, since Gay was loyal to Sony. Chad then arrives with news that the Wii fanboys have found and killed Mushroom Nigga. Having found proof of Mexican-ass Nigga's true loyalties, he moves to run up on him, but Fat Bitch intervenes and holds him at gunpoint. Anthony in turn points his own weapon at Fat Bitch, creating an illegal Mexican standoff. The three shoot some niggaz; both True Niggaz are killed, and Fat Bitch and Mexican-ass Nigga are mortally wounded. Spooked, Deal-Dough takes the consoles and flees. As Fat Bitch cradles the dying Mexican-ass Nigga in his arms, the latter confesses the truth. Without saying a word, Fat Bitch aims his last bullet at Mexican-ass Nigga's head. Nintendo storm the warehouse and order Fat Bitch to drop his gun. Gunshots sound and Fat Bitch collapses.

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ishotmarvin

Guy spits fire.

hotshots666

Faked Expansion screenshot shot down by poor spelling

brtutalorcs

Arabs lol.

arabglamour

a screen shot of naruto seemingly kissing sasuke

narutoisgay

Some idiot sets himself on fire

shotoffire

The Truth! Finally! \0/

patrickduffyjfk

This is a shot of the 1999 Compton Arthur Ashe Award Recipient Jim Rome and his idol Martin.

jimromehero

Took the gnome to the position and took a snap shot. Easy.

unforeseenconsequences

If the sound doesn't work now, somebody's gonna get shot into the f*cking sun.

thisisenoughsound

Screen Shot taken from G4's review of FMA. I didnt add the writing, G4 did.

alsbeef

Proof from D12 was shot in the head and died this morning. Google News Muthaf*cka! Do you use it!?!?

proofheadshot

Image - This is a screen shot of a game on a children's website. In this game, you spell words using the letters on the right to get points. I was surprised a game for kids accepted the word "Orgasm." The only editing was the black s

webkinzisnogood

no description given.

guykicksotherguysheadoff

TAPE IN DICK!

shottoolmanfuck

Chances are, there aren't that many YTMND users that have played Shrink High, but for those who have, they'll most likely understand the significance of this pic. I know this references a rather terrifying time for me in the game. It WAS optional to experience it though, but when I did, I was glad to finally be done with it (given about a dozen tries). What I found funny is that on my way back home, when this idea came in my head to do this, I saw some h.s. runners running down the street. Another coincidental, yet terrifying memory! You really got to get yourself a copy of the game, to get this reference. If you like GTS 'n' anime, I'll PM you how to get the game, if interested. There really wasn't much of a reward for doing said option, other than a fine [NSFW] shot, and living to tell about it. Believe it or not it took me about half a day's time to assemble this, not to whine, but I feel a bit rewarded for doing this, as I haven't made a YTMND site for a loooong time. The music on this site is a slight step up from the playback you hear in the actual game (thank you Direct MIDI to Mp3 for that), but when you do hear this in the game, you're about to experience the reference (if you can FIND it that is, heehee).

shrinkhighshoes

Lando Calrissian shot someone in the face!

ihadnochoice

Credit to Wally Amedius Apgar IV of Wikipedia fame.

babyandpeter

a little music i made along with a cheesy picture of greenday being shot

dieemogreen

PIcard decides to get in the last word with Batman with a hit in the balls!

picardbruceballs

you'd have to have seen slap shot to get this

slapshot

Who Killed Dimebag Darrell

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On December 8, 2004, Nathan Gale unloaded 5 rounds into Dime's head while onstage with Damageplan. Gale was then shot in the face with a 12-gauge. RIP Pantera. RIP Dimebag.

ripdime

a skeeting related lazytown ytmnd? gtfo!

lazyskeeet

Audio clip and screen shots from The Devil's Rejects DVD.

tdrchicken

Kobe Tai gets shot in the head.

kobetai

I tried to avoid mindless T&A shots to compile a real tribute to one of my favorite Street Fighter characters with great artwork.

Cammytribute

ferris bueller you're my hero

ohcameron

Note: I did not make this song. It also sounds too gay to be genuinely made by your average furry hater. My guess is that a self-hating furry made this and then later burned down a furry convention, killing many, and then later shot himself dead. Both of

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