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Geekier than a Non-Baby Eating Pride Parade

geofag

Get on GABBLY!!!

superomnomnom

OMG TEH frickin pope is eating a baby

BBQpope

buzzz he's gonna eat you.

buzzzz

"She had the best pussy. I was talking about her cat! You people are sick. I can't say anything without you naive Americans making it into something filthy. ... That cat was the best f*ck I ever had." -Steve Martin

lmlyp

David Aldrich eats a tasty burger.

daburger

Jules Loves Burgers

tasteyburgerjam

I had the idea for this while I was taking a sh*t after eating a boatload of Indian food.

whatyouseewhenyoureinacoma

It is impossible to eat a sandwich while listening to Rick James' "Superfreak."

sammichsuperfreak

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eatyourhead

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muffinpwns

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backandforth

KORE SUXS

EATSHIT

ebaums world suck

ebaumsucks

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babyeatbaby

Beware! He might eat your soul! But he is still getting laid! lololol!

l337eatsoul

Moon Pig eating Pie!

eatthis

I made this little remix, it was fun.

eatatsubway

SCARYMOSTER EATS UR FAEC Boredome inspired.

scarymoster

Vincent Crabbe (1979 or 1980 – 2 May, 1998) was a pure-blood Dark Wizard, and the son of Death Eater Crabbe Sr.. Vincent Crabbe was also a student at Hogwarts and a member of Slytherin House. Crabbe, and Gregory Goyle were rarely seen without their ringleader Draco Malfoy. While Dolores Umbridge was Headmistress, he joined the Inquisitorial Squad. In his last year at Hogwarts, he became a Dark Wizard, as he learned to cast powerful dark curses, such as the Killing and the Cruciatus Curse. He accidentally killed himself using Fiendfyre on 2 May 1998, during the Battle of Hogwarts. Biography Early life Vincent Crabbe was born into the pure-blood Crabbe family. His father, Mr. Crabbe, was a Death Eater. This likely influenced his son's prejudice against Muggle-borns and other non pure-bloods. Hogwarts years First year At the start of his first year, Crabbe was sorted into Slytherin House, along with his friends Draco Malfoy and Gregory Goyle, both of whom were also the sons of Death Eaters. Harry Potter noticed that Crabbe and Goyle seemed to act as bodyguards for Malfoy. When Draco challenged Harry to a duel, he selected Crabbe as his Second, although the challenge was merely a ruse to get Harry in trouble for being out of bed after hours. Second year During the second opening of the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger tricked him and Goyle into eating cakes containing a sleeping draught — by leaving the cakes on a banister, even though Crabbe and Goyle had already eaten much more than their fill (which would explain his obesity). Ron and Harry used hairs from Crabbe and Goyle to impersonate them, as components of a Polyjuice Potion, and spy on Malfoy in the Slytherin Common Room (Hermione did not go as Millicent Bulstrode because she had used cat hairs, thinking they were Millicent's hairs from her robes, transforming her partly into a cat). Third year On the way to Hogwarts on his third year of education, Crabbe along with his friends stepped into Harry Potter's compartment to bully him. However, they could not act on their wishes as the new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Remus Lupin, was in the compartment, sleeping. Early in the school year it was quite clear that the Dementors guarding Hogwarts from Sirius Black were feared by Harry, and so during a Quidditch match, Crabbe and his friends put their cloaks up and pretended to be Dementors in an attempt to scare Harry, which it did and Harry cast a Patronus charm in response. Goyle was later humiliated when Harry (under his Invisibility cloak) defended his friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley by throwing snowballs at him. Crabbe's attempts to scare Harry later in the year were foiled, as he had too much protection from students and staff. Fourth year In the 1994-1995 school year, the Triwizard Tournament was held at Hogwarts school. After Harry Potter became a champion alongside Cedric Diggory, Crabbe, Goyle and Malfoy passed out badges that could be made to read Potter Stinks, and taunted Harry regularly, such as commenting that he was betting Harry wouldn't last more than a few minutes with the dragons. At the end of the year, Harry was almost killed by Lord Voldemort, and saw that Crabbe's father was a Death Eater. Fifth year In their fifth year, Crabbe and Goyle each became Beaters for the Slytherin Quidditch team. During the Slytherin vs. Gryffindor Quidditch match, Crabbe sent a Bludger at Harry, angry because he caught the Snitch before Draco (the Seeker then) did. Harry got into a fight alongside George Weasley and got a lifetime ban from Quidditch, courtesy of Dolores Umbridge.

vincentcrabbe

If you eat like a n00b you will be owned like a n00b.

eatlikean00b

Pussy lickin' good, eh-eh-eh...

rihannakfc

The people who laugh at this guy must be eating shrooms

ooooohecanswear

It all started at the july 4th party at my friends house and the radio was on and my friend is like "did he just say cock beating pudding?" and I asked if he said "cock eating pudding" lol.

lolfalloutboy

I got bored... THIS is what came of it okay?

animefaneat

om nom nom starships

starships

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Eatthat

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wifeandmeeating

SO I FOUND THIS SONG ON THE SH*TTUBE AND I WAS LIKE HEY. YTMND EATS THIS SH*T UP. SO I GOT IT AND HERE IT IS

Balebandwagon

Actually, your soul will get rolled up and turned into a star before it's eaten. AOTS because I might as well try.

aotskatamariweys