| ?(nsfw) The Sounds of Trumpet Sex |
biygas |
(3.67) |
228 |
2025-02-05 |
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description:
In this cover for Salt Lake City based reggae band, a couple engages coitus with brass instruments.
domain:
isthatafaceofpainorpleasure
keywords:
trumpet,sex,french horn,captain beefheart
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| ?It's The Trumpet! |
CrackMyJack |
(3.70) |
1,737 |
2006-12-17 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
thetrumpet
keywords:
trumpet
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| ?Tik Tok by Moon Man & the gang |
BigX |
(3.77) |
17,513 |
2012-02-29 |
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description:
Moon Man gets his posse from the various mooniverses together for another cover, this time Tik Tok by Ke$ha.
Props to moonmanfan for the idea and farkle for help with the lyrics.
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Wake up in the morning feeling like Mike Richards,
Grab my noose, I'm out the door, I'm gonna lynch some niggers,
Before I leave, kick your cat, into a pile of tacks,
Then I'm gonna kill your grandma just so you pay inheritance tax.
Then he'll set fire to KFC, C.
And the N AA C P, P.
He's doing arsony, ny.
Milf-raping, using lava as lube, lube,
Sawing off your mother's boob, boob,
Making a vat of boiled nigger soup...
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Every nigger jew and spic.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Every afro wearing bitch.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
Well Pube Muppet is my bitch, and I'm his puppeteer,
and Sun Man's picking cotton, while Klown Face is acting queer.
Now Audrina's begging for a turn to blow my moon trumpet,
but I'm busy baking Charles' family into a crumpet.
I'm always violating civil rights, rights,
Creating a world for whites, whites,
Bitches downvote my sites, sites.
Now, now we go til max kicks us out, out,
Or til SOPA shuts it down, down,
SOPA shuts it down, down,
SOPA shut it....down.
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Every, one whose name is Mitch.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Some Mexicans under a bridge,
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh ol ololol oh! Oh, olololol oh!
Moon Man,
He steals your socks,
He rapes your hamster,
With his Moon Cock,
He can cure cancer.
I'll put into,
your mother's cunt,
a shopping cart,
full of angry panthers.
Moon Man,
He makes commercials,
And kills Afghanis,
If you're not careful,
He'll replace your granny.
He calls you gay,
On Groundhog Day,
And then I'll say KKKKKK!
Now the torture don't stop 'til your mother gives in,
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Your mom with an AIDs filled syringe.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, if you flinch,
He will give your nipples a pinch.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
domain:
tikkktokkk
keywords:
moon man,moonman,kesha,tik tok,tick tock,kkk,join the moon kkkrew today,mcdonald's,mac tonight
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| ?Trumpet! |
b199 |
(3.80) |
1,840 |
2006-06-29 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
yorvittorrealbaisquitethebeaner
keywords:
trumpet
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| ?Spongebob likes Ska |
evil-white-oppressor |
(3.83) |
1,456 |
2015-11-02 |
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description:
Spongebob's reveals his favorite band.
domain:
Spongecore
keywords:
spongebob,ska,punk,horns,streetlight manifesto,manifesto,streetlight,weird,insane,loud,scream,trumpet,tuba
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| ?Legends of Jazz- #10: Dizzy Gillespie (Not Funny) |
Skizzick |
(3.85) |
4,404 |
2008-05-03 |
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description:
He played a trumpet that had a horn bent upward. It didn't change the sound of it, but it did make it look like his trumpet had an erection. This is the last in the series for now. Enjoy! This site was not intended to be funny. For educational purposes on
domain:
JazzLegends10
keywords:
Dizzy, Gillespie, rusty, trombone, trumpet, bebop, bop, Salt, peanuts, blowfish
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| ?Legends of Jazz- #6: Miles Davis (Not Funny) |
Skizzick |
(3.86) |
2,734 |
2008-05-03 |
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description:
His nickname was The Prince of Darkness. Don't ask why. He also promoted a strong anti-drug policy, firing any band member who was an addict, including Coltrane. Now that is cool. This site was not intended to be funny. For educational purposes only
domain:
JazzLegends6
keywords:
Miles Davis, Billy, Madison, Cool, Fusion, Modal, trumpet, Prince, of, Darkness, drugs
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| ?RIP, trumpet legend |
AngrySci |
(3.88) |
7,939 |
2006-08-27 |
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description:
Trumpet Playing Legend Maynard Ferguson.
May 4 1928 - August 23 2006.
RIP Maynard.
The last of the great legends.
domain:
RIPmaynard
keywords:
Maynard Ferguson, Trumpet Legend
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| ?Something's in the air... |
LePape |
(3.90) |
6,563 |
2007-09-15 |
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description:
Just trying to see if I can sync a song with the most retarded images possible.
domain:
somethingintheair
keywords:
exploding trumpets, donald trump, thwomp, pizza
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| ?Chuck Mangione In Frickin Space! |
shamburglar |
(3.94) |
9,063 |
2006-09-28 |
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description:
Chuck Mangione In Frickin Space!
domain:
chuckmangioneinfruckinspace
keywords:
space, chuck, chuck mangione, trumpet
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| ?The Trumpet Dance |
sentry07 |
(3.94) |
26,588 |
2010-10-29 |
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description:
It's the day[9] trumpet dance!
domain:
trumpetdance
keywords:
day9 sean plott trumpets
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| ?Trompetespieler |
O00Joe |
(4.00) |
1,464 |
2005-09-18 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
trumpeter
keywords:
trumpet, trumpeter, abblasen, gottfried, reiche
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| ?Cadets Marching Practice |
abda53 |
(4.00) |
3,140 |
2010-12-30 |
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description:
Hi. I march Cadets. Bounce bounce bounce
domain:
cadets
keywords:
cadets, drum corps, marching, band, dci, trumpet, baritone
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| ?NEDM cat trumpet |
Moonmantonight |
(4.00) |
462 |
2021-03-07 |
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description:
NEDM cat play the trumpet
domain:
trumpetcat
keywords:
cat,NEDM,trumpet,music
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| ?Legends of Jazz- #1: Louis Armstrong (Not Funny) |
Skizzick |
(4.03) |
5,030 |
2008-05-02 |
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description:
He also really, really, really loved weed. This site was not intended to be funny. For educational purposes only.
domain:
JazzLegends1
keywords:
Louis, Armstrong, Poop, Weed, Wonderful, World, Trumpet
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| ?Maynard Ferguson RIP |
Hatch |
(4.05) |
2,359 |
2006-08-26 |
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description:
Move over Gabriel -- you're second chair now...
domain:
maynardrip
keywords:
Maynard Ferguson, Ferguson, Maynard, trumpet, MacArthur Park
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| ?Happycat Meowlington |
prux |
(4.06) |
7,959 |
2006-04-02 |
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description:
A rousing melody fronted by trumpeteer Happycat Meowlington.
domain:
dukemeow
keywords:
happycat, YTMND, jazz, big band,
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| ?And you know, Vuvu Vuvu Vuvu... |
Xerxes36 |
(4.10) |
4,773 |
2010-06-16 |
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description:
The plastic trumpet that turned Kramer into a racist.
domain:
vuvu
keywords:
seinfeld, yada, vuvuzela, world cup
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| ?Chunk is... a Trumpet Player |
AskAak |
(4.15) |
17,930 |
2006-07-02 |
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description:
#4 in my series of sites using the song "Funky Donkey" by Luther Thomas --> http://funkydonkey.ytmnd.com/
domain:
indescribable
keywords:
chunk, trumpet, picard, bass, luther thomas, funky donkey
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| ?Chuck Mangione is dead! but ... is not... |
madDogSoldier |
(4.25) |
586 |
2025-07-28 |
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description:
Rest in peace.
Luigi Nicholas Mangione (/ˌmændʒiˈoʊni/ ⓘ MAN-jee-OH-nee;[2][3] born May 6, 1998) is an American man accused of killing Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealthcare.
Thompson was shot and killed in New York City on December 4, 2024. Following a nationwide manhunt, Mangione was arrested in Altoona, Pennsylvania, five days after the shooting.[4] He has been indicted on eleven state charges and four federal charges,[5] including first-degree murder,[a] murder in furtherance of terrorism, criminal possession of a weapon, and stalking.[6][7] Federal prosecutors are seeking the death penalty in Mangione's federal case.[8][b]
Mangione has been described as the "most debated and polarizing murder suspect in recent history".[9] Since his arrest, he has been celebrated as a folk hero by supporters.[10][11] Opinion polls have found that American adult respondents are more likely than not to hold a negative view toward Mangione, with younger and more liberal respondents more likely to view him favorably.[12][13] The support Mangione has generated has been connected to negative opinions of the U.S. health insurance industry and claim denial practices.[14]
domain:
lmangione
keywords:
mangione,mangioned,lando,dead,death,murder,rifle,jazz,trumpet,bugle
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| ?band instruments gather for scottiepimpin's 24... |
prairiedogeric10 |
(4.25) |
5,151 |
2013-06-23 |
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description:
LOL HAPPY BIRTHDAY
domain:
windensemble
keywords:
tuba,trombone,bassoon,trumpet,clarinet,flute,saxophone,oboe
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| ?Breaking the law! |
Craft |
(4.27) |
17,573 |
2006-05-03 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
law
keywords:
trumpet, breaking the law, judas priest, officer, police, stupid
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| ?CosbYTMND: Cosby Trumpet |
Cliffington88 |
(4.28) |
25,543 |
2008-11-02 |
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description:
I'm Bringing Cosby Back
domain:
cosbytrumpet
keywords:
cosby, chitlin legs, jazz, trumpet
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| ?(nsfw) GFY |
alphatabs |
(4.62) |
26,388 |
2009-03-19 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
rugrat
keywords:
The Trumpet Player?
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