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Doot doot doot

somethinelves

elves,third eye blind,lord of the rings,dew

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul

ViresinNumeris

bitcoin,nakamoto consensus,mathematics,cryptography,game theory,computer science,sauron,gandalf,lord of the rings,anarchism

The storyline about them forming a breakin' crew was regrettably abandoned in the sequels

lordofthebreakin

breakin,lord of the rings,frodo,gandalf,dancing,there's no stopping us,ollie and jerry

Gandalf the Black gives Frodo the Ring of Power

evilgandalf

gandalf,evil,lord of the rings,frodo,the one ring

It's a pug that looks like Gandalf!

gandalfpug

Lord of the rings,Pug,Gandalf

Gandalf spots a hobbit

gandalfhobbit

Galdalf,Lord of the Rings,LOTR,hobbit

This is way more epic than all the battle scenes from Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and the Matrix combined!

epicpingpongbattle

ping,pong,batman,epic,dark knight,Pete Holmes

I hope all of you have really big monitors, otherwise you can see the full bracket at www.christianmingle.com. The theme is "Lord of the Cock Rings, featuring Dildo Shaggins" and the deadline is this Sunday.

tournamentmnd5-round3

Sauron sings Sesame Street

CapitalEyeSauron

Sauron,Sesame Street,Lord Of The Rings

Most of Sean Bean's characters die in movies and TV shows.

seanbeanfail

sean bean,patriot games,game of thrones,goldeneye,equilibrium,the hitcher,the lord of the rings

Soarel from LOTRO

soarel

hobbit,hobbit feet,hairy hobbit feet,LOTRO,lotro,lord of the rings online

Elijah Jordan Wood (born January 28, 1981) is an American actor. He made his film debut with a minor part in Back to the Future Part II (1989), then landed a succession of larger roles that made him a critically acclaimed child actor by age 9, being nominated for several Young Artist Awards. He is best known for his high-profile role as Frodo Baggins in Peter Jackson's critically acclaimed The Lord of the Rings trilogy and its upcoming prequels The Hobbit films. Since then, he has resisted typecasting by choosing varied roles in critically acclaimed films such as Bobby, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Sin City, Green Street and Everything Is Illuminated. Wood starred in the film Day Zero (2007) and provided the voice of the main character in the award-winning animated musical films Happy Feet and Happy Feet Two. Wood also voiced the lead as 9 in the Tim Burton-produced action/science fiction film 9. He played an American tourist turned vampire in Paris, je t'aime. In 2005, he started his own record label, Simian Records. He did the voice acting for Spyro in the Legend of Spyro trilogy. Since 2011, Wood has been playing the role of Ryan in FX's dark comedy Wilfred. In 2012, he began voicing Beck in the animated series Tron: Uprising, and Sigma in the tenth season of the Rooster Teeth series Red vs. Blue.

tewe

elijah wood,the hobbit,experience,precious,lotr,lord of the rings,frodo

Sam's gas ruins an otherwise touching moment between him and his best friend.

idontmeanto

lord of the rings,sam,frodo,,fart,oh sam

Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

hammertime,hammer,time,mc hammer,mc,random,tacos,yeah

Testing testing one two three

bilbogollum

bilbo, gollum, baggins,anal,sex,lord,ring,peter,jackson,hobbit,shire

Mordor Real Estate is booming thanks to the company's newest and most knowledgeable agent.

rentinmordor

mordor, boromir, orc, lord of the rings,real estate

Elrond is reppin' his hood

rivendell

Elrond,LOTR,Rivendell,Lord of the Rings,Tolkien,Middle Earth,Elves,Waka Flocka,MGK,Rap

Idk man.

ryisahobbit

ryan ross,panic at the disco,the young veins,hobbit,lord of the rings

Yes, Legolas. We heard you the first time.

hobbitstoisengard

They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard,Legolas,Lord of the Rings,Hobbit

The Orc asks Mr. Anderson what he smells.

SmellHorsedick

Lord of the Rings,Horsedick,Manflesh,Orcs,The Two Towers,Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

The Orc smells something quite different than what is usually smelled in Middle-Earth.

SmellAssRape

Middle Earth,Lord of the Rings,The Two Towers,Orcs,Manflesh,Danny Devito,It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,Frank Sets Sweet Dee's Hair on Fire

Hall & Oates adapt their famed song Maneater for a Middle Earth Audience.

ManfleshEater

Hall & Oates,Daryl Hall,John Oates,Maneater,Manflesh,Lord of the Rings,The Two Towers,Orcs

What is it? What do you Smell?

ManFleshFull

Manflesh,Lord of the Rings,The Two Towers

"Every Elf in the mood turns to Durex™"

LotC

Lord of the Rings,Condoms,Romance,Funny

John McCain's actual political rhetoric in Congress.

McCainMordor

Meanwhile in Moria (i.e. the Senate)...

gandalf-boehner

gandalf,boehner,reid,debt limit,balrog,debt,debt ceiling,lord of the rings,congress,senate

Bring wood and oil

bringwoodandoil

wood oil lord of the rings denethor badass

The Witch-King of Angmar is confused.

confusedwitchking

LOTR, Lord of the Rings, Witch King, confused

frodo baggins decides to become a pimp after he destroys the one ring and makes samwise gamgee one of his first bitches

frodobagginscompton

frodo baggins lord of the rings pimp soul cream donuts

Muammar Saruman didn't quite ring

gandalfi

Muammar Gaddafi Gandalf Gandalfi Lord of the Rings