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I'm going through a tough time in my life right now but I'm here to thank all the wonderful comments on the last ytmnd I made, it made me emotional knowing there are people across the globe who care about my well-being even though they don't even know me in real life, many thanks for those who stopped to write a positive message for me, it made me better reading all the comments. I won't go into much detail about what's happening in my life but life has not been very nice to me lately, lots of problems in my life of all parts you can imagine (family, mentally, personally, work) I have never been as sad, anxious, stressed as it is now, sometimes I felt (and I still feel from time to time) that the world hates me and life wants to destroy me until I give up and end myself (if you know what I mean) Thanks for making me see that I'm worth it, that I'm somebody in this world, that there are people who care about my existence I know life will not get better in a snap of fingers but with the right support it will make the rainy days better, it will make me feel that things will be ok in the end. - LaserMcCloud

thanksforthesupport

thank you

More of this specific obscure cartoon thing, you should check it out if you have high tolerance for screwball humor and random noises.

dinko

Pet Alien,Cartoon

It works and it is justified.

odetowaterboarding

khalid sheik muhammad,waterboarding,enhanced interrogation techniques

Captain-L337 insisted but I couldn't make it work so I just made it bad on purpose LOL

thisonesuckslol

LOL!,VOTE 5

Thom + Spring

itworksforeverything

AI synthesized voice of what I think Dave Strider should sound like of a randomly made line that isn't in any Homestuck page I know of. Really stupid loop, really.

davestriderandjohn

dave,loop,not,works,homestuck

K, KK Wind in my face, I'm capping peels At the end I'm saving my race, only then can I chill But till then, don't ever try to stagnate the magnate When it's racial holy war, never make the Mac wait I just add weight to the madness till the blacks break In a holy drag race where fags get the gas face In the first place, Whites got no motherfucking business coming in last place Our birth traits tell us just to go We're more advanced than our earthmates I came into the game on a ad break and I'm late night like a really bad date The protagonist, and I narrate in text-to-hate-speech, it's pretty rad So let's go If we don't work then they won't die Time keeps running like a river, it's so fly In the mind of a nigger killer there's no lie Can't stop gunning 'cause I'm cooking them pork pies, go Russell Brand he trying to do me like Joe Pyne The show's so bovine, it's towing the foe's line I keep a crowd terrified bringing the pro fight I'm verified White Pride World Wide and no more kikes Yo, go, you know the cancellers don't like My cancer ate your culture, now the cannons is blown wide Please, you ain't fucking with no amateur troll guy We Whites are known for more than just making the scores high, go Yo, over the top of the coal pile I got every nigger mean mugging me the whole while But nah, I won't stop, won't drop, won't retire I am my own supplier, selling arms to the buyer The torch to the liar, the dorms are on fire The kikey cremator, each morn I set the pyre They requested my YT, I replied "but why?" Tell me that I been wiped clean, they ain't even lied Go through like a White king, the terrors of the tribe The motorcar's alive, it grins homicide Testing the Moon will begin a genocide No matter which corner of the globe you reside Now vote 5, like and subscribe When it comes to the job getting done, what am I? The god of the racial war, praise the Lord If anybody disagree with me then raise your sword I'm Agent Orange, poisonous and racist poems And the fire keeps raging on Listen to me I won't Don't stop, nope, I don't quit Yo, I don't stop, yo, I don't quit KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KK! KK

koolkangkanye

moon man,danger mouse,black thought

more like the troops working it are makeing me hard

armycake

thirst trap

I tried to take a picture of my next Bubblegum Vagitron this morning, but my Presario CQ57's camera is not working at this time of the day. I knew what to do and put a dirtier Bubblegum Vagitron on the left mouse button instead. What makes it better quality is that I had more time to maintain the shot and I am less nervous at the making of this YTMND.

bubblegumvagitron2

Bubblegum Vagitron

Hydrotowhat? Gentlemen, behold! YTMND! It works now! I've had this planned since the 8th... Loses sync for some reason, iz kind of funny.

Hydromagnetism

ATHF,Aqua Teen Hunger Force,[Adult Swim],Hydromagnetic,Magnetoidaldimensions

This is really just a test to see if it's possible to remix the Baron Lasers theme song with other music. So far it needs more work.

laserspirit

LOL!,VOTE 5

Only Brian Peppers knows!

theytmndfadssong

Brian Peppers,fads,What is love?,ORLY,Conan,Stares into your soul,Myspace suicide,Batman,Picard ends Batman,Ends,Chunck,Facial Expressions,Works it,Dew Army,Safety not guranteed,Wonderful time,uleauleuleaule

the best racing game ever!! "it doesnt work what is wrong with you" - satanhimself667 "do i win" - forumboy49 "please SHUT UP" - GameStop

racingcart

I probably should have given up on this one way earlier, but for some reason I just kept trying to make it work. Also obligatory funny description: IT'S AN OCTOPUS FROM A GAME FROM JAPAN GETTING LAID SO IT'S TENTACLE PORN LOL!

completefuckingaudiomess

LOL!,VOTE 5

cool

CalvinHobbesWorksIt

It just works

itjustworkstodd

todd howard,todd,howard,it just works

THIS MIX SOUNDS SO TERRIBLE BECAUSE I WAS HIGH WHEN I MADE IT LOL! (Actually it's just because this song is really annoying to work with in Audacity, but I prefer the former explanation because it fits with the theme)

weedeman

LOL!,VOTE 5

blm tricked into pretending to be cops to get sjw's to kiss their boots. it worked.

blm

pope,save the migrants ,blm

Charles Bouton is dreaming of his homeland. I know it deserves to be in color, but you ask too much of me! Here's hoping the link works.

dreamingofsaugaeis

Nothing fails like prayer

nothingfailslikeprayer

Jerry Stiller and Jeffrey Stott worked on this scene for months to try and find the right line to convey Frank Costanza's frustrations as a failing business man. It wasn't until Jason Alexander remembered the name of a production assistant he worked with on the set of his McDLT commercial back in the 1980s.

ripjerrystiller

Jerry Stiller,Frank Costanza,Hoochie Mama

Because the 1st Time tintinwho.ytmnd.com I typed randomly 1111 as an ID for the sound and it worked pretty well. Serendipity rocks. 🤘

SayWhatAgainTintin

Tintin,SayWhat,Again,Serendipity,Talk

I am Slovenia from (?). Internet bucks always there when you need them-- so is breeze, my eastern european friends did it easy. available on exchange of your choice. Internet bucks make set for life, no more working how you say 9 to three, in the future. Is it nine to three in the west i don't know. Internet bucks, how you say, take flight and go to the stars? is the expression?

internetbucks

I started out with the intent to make a ytmnd about the Latin inscription above the gates of hell in the Paris catacombs, and this was the result. It went from Bart killing sideshow Bob, Tom killing Jerry, Scrappy Doo's autopsy, to "I don't Believe in You either" memes, dragons mermaids bigfoot aliens santa clause jesus ghosts mothera barney to the song by Talk Talk by the same name, to All work and no play makes Jack A dull boy.

BoysJustWantToHaveFun

santa clause,dragon,mermaid,bigfoot,aliens,jesus,ghosts,mothera,barney,Latin,the gates of hell,Paris catacombs,Bart killing sideshow Bob,Tom killing Jerry,autopsy,Scrappy Doo,"I don't Believe in You either",meme,Santana,Jackson Browne,Pretender,No Type,Fortunate Son,Miss You,Rolling Stones,Chill out,Evil Ways,Darth Vader,I am your Father,original,mandella effect,chris farley,matt foley,be my lover 1995,lonliest number,carl,aqua teen,thin lizzy,the boys,boys,Boys Just Wanna Have Fun,Just Wanna Have Fun,gay,faggot,gaytmnd,daffy duck,master crane,egret,Kung Fu Panda,Daffy Duck in Drag,Daffy Duck Dress,Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

WHO CARES IF IT WORKED OR NOT

maxrebukesneoytmndscreators

max,neo ytmnd,robocop,suzanne,dick jones,luann loud

The captcha doesn't work, so it's impossible to register new accounts. No new users = No future.

whytheendisnighfor

ytmnd,captcha,public image ltd

(CNN)Michael Cohen served loyally as Donald Trump's right-hand man for more than a decade, taking care of anything and everything the New York real estate baron needed to get done. On November 8, 2016, Cohen's stock suddenly soared: He was now the personal attorney to the President-elect of the United States, with unique understanding of a man that everyone was scrambling to get access to. Cohen quickly got to work. According to multiple people familiar with Cohen's conduct following the election, he aggressively pitched himself to potential clients, reminding them of his proximity to the most powerful man in the world. Those efforts landed Cohen lucrative consulting deals. New reporting this week revealed that in the months following the 2016 election, Cohen received hundreds of thousands of dollars from powerful entities based in and outside of the United States. "I don't know who's been representing you, but you should fire them all. I'm the guy you should hire. I'm closest to the President. I'm his personal lawyer," was how one GOP strategist described Cohen's sales pitch. One company that Cohen immediately sought out was pharmaceutical giant Novartis. "He was shopping himself around," a source familiar told CNN. Cohen would ultimately land a one-year contract with the firm by promising access to the White House on health care policy. Inside Michael Cohen's aggressive pitch promising access to Trump By MJ Lee, Javier De Diego, Sarah Westwood, Marshall Cohen, Gloria Borger, Sara Murray and Dana Bash, CNN Updated 6:33 PM ET, Wed May 9, 2018 Anderson Cooper: It seems moronic for Cohen Current Time 0:16 / Duration Time 1:49 Now Playing Anderson Cooper: It... WASHINGTON, DC - DECEMBER 13: U.S. Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein testifies during a a House Judiciary Committee hearing on December 13, 2017 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Zach Gibson/Getty Images) Rosenstein to Trump: You're not a target Attorney Michael Cohen arrives to Trump Tower for meetings with President-elect Donald Trump on December 16, 2016 in New York. FBI raids Trump lawyer Michael Cohen's office Who is Michael Cohen? Attorney Michael Cohen arrives at Trump Tower for meetings with President-elect Donald Trump on December 16, 2016 in New York. Michael Cohen talks FBI raid with Don Lemon avenatti michael cohen trump fixer Avenatti: Trump picked the wrong 'fixer' Michael Avenatti newday 2 04092018 Avenatti: Trump shot himself in the foot trump hot mic billy bush video bus exit Times Trump accepted the 'Access Hollywood' tape Michael Cohen and Stormy Daniels Stormy Daniels sues Cohen for defamation Now Playing Anderson Cooper: It seems moronic for Cohen rudy giuliani fox news Giuliani: Trump repaid Cohen for Stormy payment Trump: No knowledge of Stormy Daniels payment Stormy Daniels attorney Avenatti Stormy lawyer: Trump won't serve out his term michael avenatti 04262018 Stormy's lawyer: Trump implicated himself Trump: Cohen case doesn't have to do with me Michael Cohen walks down the sidewalk in New York, Wednesday, April 11, 2018. (AP/Seth Wenig) Michael Cohen under criminal investigation

aggress

Sure Venezuela is a failed state now, but it'll totally work this time!

notrealcommunism

communism,tumblr,history

Look it's not that I hate YTMND or anything this website just isn't much of a very good avenue for creativity or anything in the (((current year))). People are too worried about Trump aborting their 12 year olds to make anything good and they all work at Buzzfeed or have some art degree and they're just generally all pretty gay and I don't think those people are worth associating with??? Umm, I just CAN'T adult right now please call me back tomorrow when I feel a little better I've been SOOOOO BUSY!!!! Pure pain pill and anti-depressent addictions have killed all men I know approaching middle age and everyone else has probably turned into a woman because that's cool now (changing your gender LOL bunch of fucking fags (yes fag is still fun to say (i'm not going to stop saying it))). Max if you're reading this, MAX GOLDBERG that is send me or just "slide into my DMs" :lol: and shoot me your contact info cause I know a guy that could get you a nice new condo in Jew York. FILLER----

newwebsites

ytmnd, ,mik3m,2015m

[code]INTRO: In 2101, war was beginning... What happen? Someone set us up the bomb. We get signal. What? Main screen turn on... Because you know I'm all about your base, 'Bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, ha ha haaa Yeah it's pretty clear, someone set us up the bomb But we get signal, signal like I'm supposed to do 'Cause I got that move Zig that all the boys chase All the right bomb in the wave of destruction I see the main screen turn on, working that Photoshop We know that shit ain't real Someone set us up the bomb If you got move Zig just raise 'em up 'Cause you know what you doing take off every Zig Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your size She says, you have no chance to survive make your time You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll, So, if that's what's you're into Then go ahead and move along What you say? Because you know I'm all about your base, 'Bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base I'm bringin' destruction back Go ahead and tell them skinny bitches Hey No, I'm just playing I know you think you're fat, But I'm here to tell ya You have no chance to survive make your time Yeah, my momma she told me you are on the wave of destruction She says, move Zig move Zig You know what you doing take off every Zig You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll, What you say? So, if that's what's you're into Then go ahead and move along It's you! How are you gentlemen? Ha! Ha! HAAAAAA! Because you know I'm all about that bass, 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base Because you know I'm all about that base, 'Bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base Because you know I'm all about that base, 'Bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base [/code]

aaybr

meghan trainor,all about your base,remix,all your base,all your base are belong to us,move zig,set us up the bomb