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not safe for wifte -- deal with it

nsfwdwi

nsfw,work,deal with it

i have shelved this project for to long i just didn't have time to finish it hadn't worked on it since august just slapped the parts i had made together today

moonierseinior

a promise of never my items used for using my game are never dropped out of their asses. what does someone here think im stupid, .. fuck. randomly means never. promise was them stealing, claiming too, at the same time, which never happenned, that people wanted this. NOBODY fucking wanted it. not one person, everybody bitched and griped. in game though, its like 1 out of every 15 people im guessing but they never say nothng, out of the people talking, it makes sense though. 1 out of 10 will say its shit with and agree with me that it is. it seems like 1 out of 24 or so. though. just saing that thats how many of their emplooyeess they have. seriously they quoted me my game time when i told them the game was screwed up and they dindt have a game and my game shouldnt degrade. drm used to degrade. valve first at work. not going to happen, one way or another i will get my money back. son of a bitches with worst game on earth.

killingthievesisthethingtodo

bitch,fun,isnt it awesome when they censor out their own name in the game?

Hagman died on November 23, 2012, at Medical City Dallas Hospital in Dallas following complications from throat cancer. In a statement to the Dallas Morning News, Hagman's family said: "Larry's family and close friends had joined him in Dallas for the Thanksgiving holiday. When he passed, he was surrounded by loved ones. It was a peaceful passing, just as he had wished for." The New York Times described him as "one of television's most beloved villains". Actress Linda Gray, who played Sue Ellen Ewing on Dallas, called Hagman her "best friend for 35 years", and was at his bedside when he died, her agent told the BBC. In a statement, she said: "He was the Pied Piper of life and brought joy to everyone he knew. He was creative, generous, funny, loving and talented and I will miss him enormously. He was an original and lived life to the fullest." Actor Patrick Duffy, who played Bobby Ewing on Dallas, was also at his bedside when he died. In a statement, he said: "Friday I lost one of the greatest friends ever to grace my life. The loneliness is only what is difficult, as Larry’s peace and comfort is always what is important to me, now as when he was here. He was a fighter in the gentlest way, against his obstacles and for his friends. I wear his friendship with honor." Actress Charlene Tilton, who played Lucy Ewing Cooper on Dallas, referred to Hagman as her surrogate uncle and father, who was also at his bedside when he died. In a statement, she said: "At seventeen years old my life took a turn that one could only dream of. I was cast as Lucy Ewing in the iconic show Dallas. Dallas was so much more than a television phenomenon to me. It was my family. I grew up with a mentally ill single mother raising me and no father figure in my life. I lived on my own in an apartment from the age of fifteen. I remember the day I met the force of nature that is Larry Hagman like it was yesterday. (It was actually 35 years ago). My Uncle Larry became the father figure that I so needed and longed for. He taught me how to be professional, work hard but have fun at the same time, and how to respect the opportunities I was blessed to have been given. He was very protective because I was so young, but also expected the best from me on the set of Dallas. He was one of the best actors the world has ever known. To me he will always be my Uncle Larry. I am so so very sad, but cherish the lifetime of memories I have with him.

throatcancer

Dallas,JR,throat cancer,texas,ewing,j.r.,Larry Hagman,who shot,villain,patrick duffy

Encountering resistance to the modern productive drive can produce feelings ranging from comfort to sheer panic. This retrospective of the type of work environment common to 1980's Berlin provides a telling view into the struggles all cultures face when tasked with "Getting It Done"

ledisko

dance,disko,germany

AH YEAH WORK IT BABY

robbyrottenassshake

Lazytown,Lazy Town,,Robbie Rotten,dat ass

Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

hammertime,hammer,time,mc hammer,mc,random,tacos,yeah

What's up YTMND? I'm a proud '06er, and I'm working on an iPad game called Redacted. It's an intelligent yet low-brow crossbreed of Apples to Apples and Madlibs. Players take turns holding the iPad and submitting answers to the round's judge. The judge picks the answer that he likes best, and a new round starts. You can find more information on the Facebook page: goo.gl/qkEiz Please like the page and you'll find out more about the app as it nears completion in September. If you have ideas for cards, feel free to post them here. I've already written over 1000 answers, and 400 questions, but I'd love to see what others can brainstorm. The app will allow users to write their own cards, so plan ahead!

redacted

apples to apples,ytmnd,racist,homophobic,sexist,classist,humor,funny,cards against humanity

I HAD THE IDEA AT WORK, WHEN I WAS SINGING IT.

moray

FUCK YOU

Saxohorse plays the celebrated riff from "Who Can It Be Now?" by Men at Work.

saxohorse

Sax,Saxophone,Horse,Saxhorse,Men at Work,Who Can It Be Now?

Well, Ytmnd, Over 400,000 Asked For A Bargain Bin Overlay Mix Of This Dumb Kid And Fast Car By Tracy Chapman Which Played Twice At Work Today And You Got It Mission Accomplished

jokeman

forgot it was on my hardrive, ok i didnt forget, damn site dont work.

moonman12

moon man,moon man day 2012,draw moon man day ,may.... date

In 2009. WWE worked a storyline in which Randy Orton punted Vince McMahon in the head as Vince was trying to fire him. The next week, as Orton "apologized" to Mr. McMahon and the McMahon family, Orton revealed that he was suffering from a mental disorder known as Intermittent Explosive Disorder, and claimed that 16 million Americans suffer from it yearly. Lo and Behold, on the July 8, 2012 episode of No Agenda, hosts Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak discussed this disorder as part of the fourth edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, a.k.a. DSM IV, and the treatments for it, including various Big Pharma drugs that are designed to treat mental disorders. As the first thing I thought of when Adam and John began to discuss IED on No Agenda was Orton's IED storyline, I decided to mash up Orton's IED storyline with Adam and John's discussion of IED. BTW, I think IED is a phony disease just invented to sell more drugs and make drug companies and corrupt doctors rich. Enjoy!

ied

no agenda,randy orton,wwe,dsm iv,Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders,big pharma,drugs,new world order,ied,intermittent explosive disorder

I've been doing these experiments late at night where I get down in the push-up position and attempt to phase through the carpet and flooring. It hasn't worked yet, but once it does I'm going to phase into several Target stores and steal as many pillows as I can possibly carry. I'm going to have so many pillows, it's gonna be crazy. Like -- you don't even know.

killing-TMND-softly

target,pillows,funny user comments,calisthenics

This post is in tribute to the late, great Disco diva Donna Summer. The world lost a truly great talent, voice and person on May 17, 2012. She had many great disco & dance hits over the years, such as [i]I Feel Love[/i], [i]Dream-A-Lot's Theme (I Will Live For Love)[/i] and [i]She Works Hard For The Money[/i]. This is a remix of I Feel Love from the mid 1990s produced by Rollo and Sister Bliss A.K.A. Faithless. I love this mix because Rollo and Bliss did not overpower Giorgio Moroder & Pete Bellotte's incredible production but just added some outstanding extra elements to turn it into an INCREDIBLE house music STOMPER! Enjoy! And please buy the song on iTunes or Amazon.com. R.I.P. Donna Summer, the Disco Queen. And FUCK CANCER!

ifeelloveremix

thunderwingmusicchannel,nunicamusicchannel,nisa,nunica internet social alliance,donna summer,i feel love,giorgio moroder,pete bellotte,rollo and sister bliss,faithless

We're working on the page, don't break your stride. In the meantime, check us out on iTunes, Facebook, and Stitcher! -The Smart-Ass Podcast

SmartAssPodcastConstruction

Vegeta can really work it, yo.

vegetarlyworkingit

[u][i][b][spoil]Google From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search This article is about the corporation. For the search engine, see Google Search. For other uses, see Google (disambiguation). Page semi-protected Google Inc. Google Logo Type Public Traded as NASDAQ: GOOG FWB: GGQ1 NASDAQ-100 Component S&P 500 Component Industry Internet, Computer software Founded Menlo Park, California, U.S. (September 4, 1998)[1][2] Founder(s) Sergey Brin, Larry Page Headquarters Mountain View, California, United States Area served Worldwide Key people Larry Page (Co-Founder & CEO) Eric Schmidt (Executive Chairman) Sergey Brin (Co-Founder) Products See list of Google products. Revenue increase US$ 37.905 billion (2011) Operating income increase US$ 11.632 billion (2011) Profit increase US$ 9.737 billion (2011) Total assets increase US$ 72.574 billion (2011) Total equity increase US$ 58.145 billion (2011) Employees 33,077 (2012)[3] Subsidiaries AdMob, DoubleClick, On2 Technologies, Picnik, Zagat, YouTube, Motorola Mobility Website Google.com References: [4] Google Inc. (NASDAQ: GOOG) is an American multinational Internet and software corporation specialized in Internet search, cloud computing, and advertising technologies. It hosts and develops a number of Internet-based services and products,[5] and generates profit primarily from advertising through its AdWords program.[6][7] The company was founded by Larry Page and Sergey Brin while they were both attending Stanford University. Google was first incorporated as a privately held company on September 4, 1998, and its initial public offering followed on August 19, 2004. At that time Larry Page, Sergey Brin, and Eric Schmidt agreed to work together at Google for 20 years, until the year 2024.[8] The company's mission statement from the outset was "to organize the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful",[9] and the company's unofficial slogan is "Don't be evil".[10][11] In 2006, the company moved to its current headquarters in Mountain View, California. Google's rapid growth since its incorporation has triggered a chain of products, acquisitions, and partnerships beyond the company's core web search engine. The company offers online productivity software, such as the Gmail email service, the Google Docs office suite, and the Google+ social networking service. Google's products extend to the desktop as well, with applications such as the Google Chrome web browser, the Picasa photo organizing and editing software, and the Google Talk instant messaging application. Google leads the development of the Android mobile operating system, as well as the Google Chrome OS browser-only operating system,[12] found on specialized laptops called Chromebooks.[/spoil][/b][/i][/u]

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belfour fans on it look out now heres a loose puck they score

hardy har hardon bitches.

girgaheshpointlessintercourse

werks it,working it,fleshlight,dildo,power saw

askerjgaiwugtawegasdg

i-wont-use-as-many-dashes-so-hopefully-it-will-work-lol

belfour fans on it look out now heres a loose puck they score

This is a sound byte from the 1990's movie, Goodfellas. Everyone's had a rough morning at work at one point or another, with certain deadlines it can really feel like this. "Now the guy's got Paulie as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Paulie. Trouble with the bill? He can go to Paulie. Trouble with the cops, deliveries, Tommy, he can call Paulie. But now the guy's gotta come up with Paulie's money every week, no matter what. Business bad? Fuck you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. Place got hit by lightning, huh? Fuck you, pay me."

roughmorning

Rough,Goodfellas,Morning,Pay Me,No Excuses,UTD,Fuck You,Boss,Deadlines

It's my dog Bacon at work!

baconatwork

I Made it

DevanWorksIt

HELL YEAH

tgif

fuck yeah friday,tgif,thank god it's friday,hell yeah,high five,lynx,I don't want to work

Stephanie from LazyTown works it

lazytowndancinggoran

lazytown,robbie rotten,sportacus,stephanie,stingy,ziggy,pixrl,pixel,trixie,mayor meanswell,bessie busybody,julianna rose marieullo,magnus scheving,stefan karl stefansson,kobie powell,sarah burgress,lazy town,robbie rotton

it's funny how things work out :P

machia

Calcium is the most abundant metal in the human body, with nearly all of it occurring in hydroxylapatite, the mineral component of bones and teeth. Outside the body, calcium minerals have played an import role in civilization, as calcium carbonate rocks like limestone and marble have been used as building materials for works like the pyramids and the Parthenon.

calx

calcium, Ca,periodic table,group 2,period 4,alkaline earth metals,tums,something my body needs anyway,I like that,element

There used to be a site like this one, but I can't seem to find it. Maybe the image was changed? Well, I think this works better with this image, so I am reuploading this! I don't take credit for this site idea.

darthvaderblue