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ytmnjgm

Vulcan, Spock, Jack, Jack Guen-Murray, Guen-Murray, Delta Chi

You are the weirdest woman.

ytmnph

Weirdest Woman, Weird, Woman, Paul, Paul Henne, Henne, Delta Chi

This was completely uncalled for.

YTMNCUF

YTMNCUF, You're, the, man, now, completely, uncalled, for, santa

Distant relations between The Emperor Constantine and the great King Harkinian have been discovered. You're The Man Now, Mah Boi.

Undermysign

Mah, boi, king, harkinian, shit, constantine, emperor, this, sign, you're, the, man, now, relative

SAY WHAAA!

say-whaaa

you're,the,man,now,dog,ax,animorphs

Bored

SeanWoman

Sean Connery, You're the man now dog

Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to Sheen, now back at your man, now back to Sheen. Sadly, he isn’t Sheen, but if he stopped using ladies scented marijuana and switched to crack rock, he could smell like he’s Sheen. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a mansion with the Sheen your man could rant like. What’s in your hand, back at Sheen. He has it, it’s an oyster with two kilos of that thing you love (hard, hard drugs). Look again, the drugs are now hookers. Anything is possible when your man smells like Charlie Sheen and not a lady. I’m on a whore.

fromthegoodpeoplethatbroughtyouseaorg

kid getting run down by annoyed Israeli settler.

totaloverkill

palestine, israel, settler, kid, rocks, run over, driver

:-* I'll leave ytmnd community in the capable hands of darth-hipster, assburger uncircumcised NWO and johnny script kid lurg to kill the site.

darthhipsterNWOunicrcumcisedjohnnyscriptkidlurg

youre the dead site now dog

I asked Dave Coulier, from Full House, to say "You're the man now, dog!" during a live chat.

DaveCoulier

Dave Coulier, Full House, YTMND, You're the man now dog

n/a

morelikelythanyoublink

everybody,hates,cameron,lol,You're,The,Man,Now,Dog

You're the man now girl.

ytmnmh

we'll find you and we'll kill you

excape

ytmnd,you're the man now dog,escape

the only exception being facebook

ontheinternetyourethemannowdog

peter steiner,ytmnd,sean connery

Probably the only classic style YTMND I've ever fucking made.

ytmnsamus

ytmnd,metroid,samus

!derob yllaer eb tsum uoy ,siht ekil uoy fI .emal tsuj si sihT !esrever ni si gnihtyreve erehw ,esrevinu etanretla DNMTY txen ehT

eenwg

eenwg,ytmnd,you're,the,man,now,dog,god,won,nam,eht,er'uoy

And who can say where the road goes, where the day flows? Only time. Who knows? Only time. Who knows? Only time.

itmighthavebeen

ytmnd,you're the man now dog

lol oh felice

felicelilithfawn

felice fawn,tumblr

You're the man now Snoop Dog.

joint

joint,smoke,weed,everyday,snoop,dog,youre,your

erm...attempt for new universe?...

PTKND

ytmnd,ptkfgs,you're the man now dog,punch the keys for god sake,punch the keys now dog

The WebMania

WebMania

Sean Connery,You're the man now dog,ytmnd,imdb,Ronald McDonald,LOL,Matlab 7, Dr.Billy V. Koen,Believe,Arnold,Patrick,Star Trek,John Luc Picard,Bombs,WTF

What if YTMND was invented in Soviet Russia...

rusytmnd

ytmnd,you're the man now dog

Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

hammertime,hammer,time,mc hammer,mc,random,tacos,yeah

You're the man now dawg

pici

tab tab tab tab tab

tabun

honor until Death, loyalty before Death, Death Before Honor. the net couldnt do it but we could if we believed it your the man now dog could be Restored!

imwaitingforthenet

our richest community that i coud enjoy,DartyWang

the frog is the man now dog

habsfrog

You're the man now mod!

yourethemannowmod

Thinking that you're the man now dog might be gone soon, (hope it's just a long April fool's joke), makes me want to see all the sites I possibly can. There are literally thousands of amazing sites. I wonder how many sites it really has. I want YTMND to be around forever!

goodnighttheendgoodbye

end,hunter s thompson

Over the past few weeks, we have all come to realize close to our hearts a YTMND really is, and how a shut down would really break up a great internet community. We had people banding together for support, reposting other people's content for attention, downloading over 100 megabytes worth of content to help perserve a rich history, and even setting up Bitly or Paypall or some stupid shit so you could give someone money. No matter where you stood on all of it, one things for sure - no other site would allow this many racist jokes. Laddies and Gentlemen, YTMND has always been there for us... now its time to be there for it. Please sponsor YTMND, because he only makes a few thousand dollars not maintaining this site. We all have parents that have a little bit to give, let's change the world. Because YOU'RE the man now, dog.

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