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This girl knows how to fuck you up in the dance floor

raverchild

child,rave,dance,toddler

the joker loves to party and he parties hard.however,his idea of partying is killing people for fun.

jokerpartytime

joker batman cool funny jack napier 1989 party time kill

I had to do daffy's voice at Bug's request which was extremely difficult since I didn't know how to do it. Whatever...fuck you if you don't like it.

bugsisback

bugs,bunny,looney,tunes,daffy,duck,ytmnd,whats,up,doc,voice,acting,101

Princess Sapphire knows how to stroke a sword

strokeitsapphire

Princess Knight,Sapphire,Osamu Tezuka,anime

The Scarecrow asks Dorothy if he can come back with her to Kansas for some dinner with the folks. Dorothy cautiously replies, " I don't know man, it's up to you. My uncles are dicks, and you might not enjoy Auntie Em's cooking; that bitch forgot how to cook a long time ago. And there's no color tv."

applefrittersandyellowbrickroads

make some cakes,dew

I really don't know how to describe this.

bibibibibibibibibib

Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?

toasterdagner

he really knows how to play it

presidentsax

bill clinton,sax,saxophone,without you,freddy just,fred just

Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

hammertime,hammer,time,mc hammer,mc,random,tacos,yeah

Squand Commercial

idontknowww

squand,i dont know,how do i get it wet,wet,vagina reference,shitty commercials,shitty ytmnds

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Black stripe, yellow paint Them niggas scared of it, but them ho's ain't Soon as I hit the club look at them ho's face Hit the pedal once, make the floor shake Suede insides, my engine roarin' It's the big boy, you know what I paid for it And I got the petal to the metal Got you niggas checkin' game, I'm ballin out on every level Hear them haters talk But there's nothing you can tell 'em Just made a million Got another million on my schedule No love for a nigga breakin' hearts No keys, push to start Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Got a call from my jeweler, this just in Bitches love me 'cause I'm fuckin' with their best friends Not a lesbian, but she a freak though This ain't for one night, I'm shinin' all week, ho I'm sippin' Cliquot and rockin' yellow diamonds So many rocks up in my watch I can't tell what the time is Got a pocketful of big faces Throw it up 'cause every nigga that I'm with tailored Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Stay high like how I'm supposed to do That crown underneath them clouds can't get close to you And my car look unapproachable Super clean but it's super mean She wanna fuck with them cats, smoke weed, count stacks Get fly, take trips and that's that, real rap I let her get high, she want and she feel that Convertible drop fill, '87 and the top peel back Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Yeah, yeah, uh huh, you know what it is You already know what it is, man And if you don't, you should by now Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow

goml

Wiz,Khalifa,Level

Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees and begged You not to leave Because I'd go berserk? Well! You left me anyhow and then The days got worse and worse And now you see I've gone Completely out of my mind. And They're coming to take me away, Ha-ha They're coming to take me away, Ho-ho Hee-hee-haa-haa To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those Nice young men in their clean white coats and They're coming to take me away, ha-ha! You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed, when I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid. Right? You know you laughed I heard you laugh You laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left but Now you know I'm utterly mad And They're coming to take me away, ha-ha, They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee hee, haa haa To the happy home With trees and flowers and chirping birds And basket-weavers who sit and smile And twiddle their thumbs and toes And they're coming to take me away, ha-hahaha... I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, And this is how you pay me back for All my kind, unselfish, loving deeds, Hah? Well you just wait, they'll find you yet And when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA you mangey mutt! And They're coming to take me away, Ha-ha They're coming to take me away, Ho-ho Hee-hee-haa-haa To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those Nice young men in their clean white coats and They're coming to take me away, ha-ha! To the happy home With trees and flowers and chirping birds And basket-weavers who sit and smile And twiddle their thumbs and toes And they're coming to take me away, ha-hahaha... To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see.....

funny-farm

funny farm,dr demento,they're coming to take me away,funnyfarm

Connery. Little do you realise just how much influence he has on your soul in day-to-day life. One of his many powers is the ability to alter your vision... ...and that's exactly what he's going to do. *shhhhh! want to know what's really going on? search "blind spot"

conneryisreal

Sean,Connery,Magic,Science,Blind,Spot,Wierd,Lightning,Vision,Sight

This classy cat knows exactly how to land in snow.

snowcat

cat,snow,gif,slowmotion

animals know how to party

cedarjumper

yung coyote,cedar jumper

do you know how hard i worked on that remix you fucker

stopmakinguslooklikeretards20

i'm really proud of getting the audio to loop so smoothly btw,seriously give it a listen,don't be GUTTER TRASH

You know how sometimes the ketchup won't come out until you get a little violent?

violentketchup

ketchup,spill

You are the Monkey Face.. how do i know? Because when i ask "what's up monkey face?" you always answer..

WUMF

MonkeyFace, Monkey,Face

27 years ago there was a movie released about a toy franchise that would forever change how little girls would look at getting sticky things all over them. This movie embodied much of what was wrong with the 80's... anyway its an excuse to make a blob site... and yes I know sandy duncan's character's head should have been on cyclops.

nmts

nothing,moves,the,blob,smooze,mlp,sandy,duncan

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beatdownlow

T.I.

GUYS LOOK AT ME I KNOW HOW TO USE EFFECTS IN REAPER LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

vote5superpolandland

poland, mario, fpa,forgot poland,forgot poland army,mario land,hi im daisy

batman and robin know how to party hard

bat-party

batman,robin,sex,party,bumming,rape,donkies,adam,west,adam west

I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me! Have ya seen how expensive everything is now? And the politics! They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister! And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop. Bah I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something. And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first. You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein. I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya. Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off. And good luck getting your death permit on time! It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver. He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes. That driver... he's going places!

futurepharmacy

future,pharmacy,old,police brutality,idioms,nanny state,hallucinogens,nanobots

when the doctor visits the set of "honey we shrunk ourselves" on his "tour de 1997" he gets more than he bargained for! turns out the shrink ray was almost real! the doctor thought something suspicious was going on so he hid behind a plant until nightfall and then went to do some snooping around. he heard someone tinkering around in the backstage area it was rick morantis! he was pouring into the prop shrink ray some kind of clear blue liquid he was startled. who the hell are you he demanded. oh me well i'm the doctor he said all sly and shit. what are you doing with there? this is just ordinary window cleaner said rick. BULLSHIT i know depropifying fluid when i see it. you're gonna make that shrink ray REAL. WHY??? So I can shrink my humungous penis down to a normal size, said rink. I'm starting to get typecast. But your huge penis saves the planet in about 200 years, said the doctor. Once you finally except your penis for WHO YOU ARE you begin to make plastic molds of it around the world. then when the aliens come to destroy they can see all the giant dildos from OUTER SPACE and return home to figure out how to fight them. but they never make it home because they forgot to fuel up when they had the chance. rick says ok so why don't i just shrink my cock and then make huge dildos anyway? It doesn't work like that screamed the doctor! it's only in the honor of a LEGEND that they will wield their dildos so ferociously. so anyway they go back and fourth like this for a while but eventually he agrees not to shrink the dink. However he does notice a tiny piece of coconut on his upper lip and screams YOU STOLE MY MOUNDS BAR and turns the shrink ray on him and then pretends to go on a tour of the wheaties factory and drops him in a box marked "WHEATIES" iTHINK he explains all this to the guy having breakfast and they sort the whole thing out.

rpg

so that stapler from office space actually belonged to milton right and lumburg just thought it was a company stapler for some reason?

This guy Dan knows how to party

DanimalAnimal

The better man got the better of Will Graham. Don't know how to cite, but borrowed part of this/was inspired by http://aeon.ytmnd.com/

willgraham

settled,science,discussion,is,over

Don't know why I hadn't thought of this sooner. First in a series of how ever many I feel like doing. Expect a blatant art site in the fall.

bump00

bump,[as],homemade,greasy

Living and dying laughing and crying Once you have seen it you will never be the same Life in the fast lane is just how it seems Hard and it's heavy, it's dirty and mean Motorbreath It's how I live my life I can't take it any other way Motorbreath The sign of living fast It is going to take Your breath away Don't stop for nothing it's full speed or nothing I am taking down you know whatever is in my way Getting your kicks as you are shooting the line Sending the shivers up and down your spine Motorbreath It's how I live my life I can't take it any other way Motorbreath The sign of living fast It is going to take Your breath away Those people who tell you not to take chances They are all missing on what life is about You only live once so take hold of the chance Don't end up like others the same song and dance Motorbreath It's how I live my life I can't take it any other way Motorbreath The sign of living fast It is going to take Your breath away

SitoFail

CUMSHOT,TEEN,PUSSY,TITS,ASS,ELMO,MILK,PAJOTE,FAIL,SITO FAIL,SITASION

I don't know how many years it was before I finally realized that that's not what she was actually singing.

energynow

energy now,because the night,10000 maniacs,dew army,take energy now

Elaine knows how to party, which is good - because it's party time.

itspartytime

elaine dance,,seinfeld,sienfeld,elaine,dance,dancing,day of the living dead,the return of the living dead,return of the living dead,punk