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You want to know how I got these scars? My father...was...a homo...and a queer. And one night, he goes off *gayer* than usual. Mommy gets the dildo to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So...me watching, he takes the dildo to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so hetero!?" He comes at me with the dildo, "Why so hetero!?" He sticks the dildo in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that FAGGOT!"

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Tim and Eric's hardcore punk song about Totinos!

totinos

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Speaks for itself

batjob

From the Assholes who brought you 'Peach Button Surf Muffins' and the teen-dramedy hit 'Rebecca Gets It Done', comes a new show where BUSINESS is the only thing THIS MONKEY knows how to get done!

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Detective CHIMPS,and,Agent SCOOTER,Robert Downey Jr.

I wanna make a "Running in the 90s" YTMND of this, but I don't know how to Photoshop "lol, One-Punch Man" into the picture.

onepunchmanstride

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How do you know if your out of control?

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Trump gives us comfort in the only way he knows how

nevergonnatrumpyouup

It happens to other people You say how sad You say poor thing But when its you its something else Its everything You'll never believe the nightmares You'll never know the pain you caused You'll never see the scars you left The things you stole Your staring role image: http://static.urx.io/units/web/urx-unit-loader.gif In everything lost Chorus: You took my body, tore it in half You took my childhood my heart and my laugh You took everything I kept for myself And then you're gone Im not your poor thing

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degrassi

i don't know if you'll forgive me For being so blind To how you felt Don't ask me why i couldn't see it It might take years to figure out And thats not something i know much about But theres one way to find out Yeah,yeah,yeah What i know is that i hurt you oh What i know is that i suck And what i know is that i'm sorry What i know is that i'm a Loser,yeah What i know is i Screwed up And that i never earned your trust And what i know is everything i touch Just turns to Dust

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degrassi

you know misspelling in the title, it should be niggers because, we can just call it as it is. labeled, again by who? who labeled it and pisssed somoen off more. its to say they want ot piss somene off more with this shit. thats exactly what theyre tryign to do with it. This is what these, things they use, the hate crimes they call them, are. This shows what they are really just an excuse to get more attention, brought to them, and get someone pissed off. an excuse for later behavoiurs they will have. DONT CALL IT HATE CRIME> WELL CALL IT NIGGERS. FUCK. you assholes. ok. and well, implications. of this. like NOT doing it, would be great, wonderful you know. So, something I dont want to hear about, you know, all day .. is HATE. fucking and if they start to label all these as, hate. how much hate do you THINK THEY CAN PEDDLE FUCKK. PEDDLE IN IN ANY WEAY THEY ANT TO IF ITS THE REACTINOS THEY LOOK FOR OR WHAT, THEYLL USE IT. DO YOU THINK RETALTION TO HATE CRIMES WILL EAD TO WAR? FUCK SHIT SHUTUP. FUCK YO8UR HATE CRIMES YOUR BULLSHIT YOUR TIME YOU WANT TO STEAL FROM EVERYONE. SOLUTION ONLY ALLOWED.

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[code]INTRO: In 2101, war was beginning... What happen? Someone set us up the bomb. We get signal. What? Main screen turn on... Because you know I'm all about your base, 'Bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, ha ha haaa Yeah it's pretty clear, someone set us up the bomb But we get signal, signal like I'm supposed to do 'Cause I got that move Zig that all the boys chase All the right bomb in the wave of destruction I see the main screen turn on, working that Photoshop We know that shit ain't real Someone set us up the bomb If you got move Zig just raise 'em up 'Cause you know what you doing take off every Zig Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your size She says, you have no chance to survive make your time You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll, So, if that's what's you're into Then go ahead and move along What you say? Because you know I'm all about your base, 'Bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base I'm bringin' destruction back Go ahead and tell them skinny bitches Hey No, I'm just playing I know you think you're fat, But I'm here to tell ya You have no chance to survive make your time Yeah, my momma she told me you are on the wave of destruction She says, move Zig move Zig You know what you doing take off every Zig You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll, What you say? So, if that's what's you're into Then go ahead and move along It's you! How are you gentlemen? Ha! Ha! HAAAAAA! Because you know I'm all about that bass, 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base Because you know I'm all about that base, 'Bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base Because you know I'm all about that base, 'Bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base [/code]

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(CNN)Michael Cohen served loyally as Donald Trump's right-hand man for more than a decade, taking care of anything and everything the New York real estate baron needed to get done. On November 8, 2016, Cohen's stock suddenly soared: He was now the personal attorney to the President-elect of the United States, with unique understanding of a man that everyone was scrambling to get access to. Cohen quickly got to work. According to multiple people familiar with Cohen's conduct following the election, he aggressively pitched himself to potential clients, reminding them of his proximity to the most powerful man in the world. Those efforts landed Cohen lucrative consulting deals. New reporting this week revealed that in the months following the 2016 election, Cohen received hundreds of thousands of dollars from powerful entities based in and outside of the United States. "I don't know who's been representing you, but you should fire them all. I'm the guy you should hire. I'm closest to the President. I'm his personal lawyer," was how one GOP strategist described Cohen's sales pitch. One company that Cohen immediately sought out was pharmaceutical giant Novartis. "He was shopping himself around," a source familiar told CNN. Cohen would ultimately land a one-year contract with the firm by promising access to the White House on health care policy. Inside Michael Cohen's aggressive pitch promising access to Trump By MJ Lee, Javier De Diego, Sarah Westwood, Marshall Cohen, Gloria Borger, Sara Murray and Dana Bash, CNN Updated 6:33 PM ET, Wed May 9, 2018 Anderson Cooper: It seems moronic for Cohen Current Time 0:16 / Duration Time 1:49 Now Playing Anderson Cooper: It... WASHINGTON, DC - DECEMBER 13: U.S. Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein testifies during a a House Judiciary Committee hearing on December 13, 2017 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Zach Gibson/Getty Images) Rosenstein to Trump: You're not a target Attorney Michael Cohen arrives to Trump Tower for meetings with President-elect Donald Trump on December 16, 2016 in New York. FBI raids Trump lawyer Michael Cohen's office Who is Michael Cohen? Attorney Michael Cohen arrives at Trump Tower for meetings with President-elect Donald Trump on December 16, 2016 in New York. Michael Cohen talks FBI raid with Don Lemon avenatti michael cohen trump fixer Avenatti: Trump picked the wrong 'fixer' Michael Avenatti newday 2 04092018 Avenatti: Trump shot himself in the foot trump hot mic billy bush video bus exit Times Trump accepted the 'Access Hollywood' tape Michael Cohen and Stormy Daniels Stormy Daniels sues Cohen for defamation Now Playing Anderson Cooper: It seems moronic for Cohen rudy giuliani fox news Giuliani: Trump repaid Cohen for Stormy payment Trump: No knowledge of Stormy Daniels payment Stormy Daniels attorney Avenatti Stormy lawyer: Trump won't serve out his term michael avenatti 04262018 Stormy's lawyer: Trump implicated himself Trump: Cohen case doesn't have to do with me Michael Cohen walks down the sidewalk in New York, Wednesday, April 11, 2018. (AP/Seth Wenig) Michael Cohen under criminal investigation

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How's this for creepy?! A man was arrested and tasered after he allegedly broke into Rihanna's home and spent the night. TMZ reported that cops arrived at RiRi's house early on May 10 after the singer's alarm company reported a possible intruder. The alarm company suspected that someone may have been in Rihanna's house because the alarm had apparently been tampered with. "Once officers arrived, they came upon a man who appeared to have stayed the night," TMZ said. Knowing that the man didn't live there, police reportedly ordered him to come outside. At some point, authorities tasered the man, although it's unclear why. Rihanna wasn't home at the time of the alleged break-in. Police are still investigating if anything was taken, and they're also trying to determine how exactly he got in. The man was booked in jail for residential burglary. Something similar happened to Taylor Swift last month when a man allegedly broke into a house owned by the singer and made himself at home, even sleeping in a bed.

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Rihanna

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WhiteKnuckler

I WAS TRYING TO TEST TRAVELING INTO THE FUTURE AND I AM NOW TRAPPED BY ACCIDENT IN 2021, I'M FROM 10 YEARS AGO (AKA 2011) HOW HAS THE WORLD BECOME THIS BAD, PLEASE IF YOU HAVE A TIMEMACHINE THAT CAN TRAVEL TO THE FUTURE WITHOUT GOING INTO THE PAST PLEASE COME TO AUGUST 23RD 2021 AND PICK ME UP FROM HERE AND TAKE ME TO AUGUST 22ND 2011. I WILL THANK YOU GREATLY!!! Tbh though, there are some great stuff in this future, the new Rammstein album is crazily great and there is a Moral Orel special so I can know the full story.

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You and I know How the heartaches come and they go and the scars they're leaving You'll be dancing once again and the pain will end You will have no time for grieving

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abba

You might think you've peeped the scene You haven't, the real one's far too mean The watered down one, the one you know Was made up centuries ago They made it sound all wack and corny Yes, it's awful, blasted boring Twisted fictions, sick addiction Well, gather 'round, children, zip it, listen Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I fantasized 'bout this back in Chicago Mercy, mercy me, that Murcielago That's me, the first year that I blow How you say broke in Spanish? Me, no hablo Me drown sorrow in that Diablo Me found bravery in my bravado DJs need to listen to the models "You ain't got no fuckin' Yeezy in your Serato?" Stupid, but what the hell do I know? I'm just a Chi-town nigga with a Nas flow And my chick in that new Phoebe Philo So much head, I woke up to Sleepy Hollow Can we get much higher? Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Look like a fat booty Céline Dion Sex is on fire, I'm the King of Leon-a Lewis Beyond the truest, hey, teacher, teacher Tell me, how do you respond to students? And refresh the page and restart the memory? Respark the soul and rebuild the energy? We stopped the ignorance, we killed the enemies Sorry for the night demons still visit me The plan was to drink until the pain over But what's worse, the pain or the hangover? Fresh air, rollin' down the window Too many Urkels on your team, that's why your wins low Don't make me pull the toys out, huh Don't make me pull the toys And fire up the engines, huh And then they make noise Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh At the mall, there was a séance Just kids, no parents Then the sky filled with herons (I saw the devil) in a Chrysler LeBaron And the hell, it wouldn't spare us And the fires did declare us But after that, took pills, kissed an heiress And woke up back in Paris Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh Can we get much higher? So high Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh

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we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right Sup bitches. SUP BITCHES. It’s Chad Warden here. Aight, I’m talking bout that, PS Triple. The PS Triple I ain’t talking bout that wii. That wii? Shiiiit. Shit people p-people be talkin’ bout how it was all, new, and shit, but you know what I’m tryin to say? I’m tryin to say, is that…c’mon know, wii? C’mon, that c-that lil’ controller baby that looks like a dildo. Aight, I ain’t trying to play my games, with no Dil. Do. Aight, maybe if the game is like, y’know, Warioware, shove-it-up-yo-own-ass game, yeah I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where you know, you have to shove it up yo ass. But…c’mon now, the wii? People trying to say that the, the PS3 copied the wii with a motion sen-uh…I don’ give a fuck. Shit, shit the wii, you know what they should copy? They should copy how to get good games. They should copy how to get good games from the PS3. Heh errybody knows, is that PS3 make the best games, knaw I mean nigga? I mean, c’mon, you got lil’ games I mean you got wii what, what you got, Legend of Zelda where you walk around with a lil’ bitch, and his lil’ bitch-ass sword, and lil’ shield, and he’s goin “HEH! HEH! HEH!” C’mon, who wants to play that shit? I needa shoot some niggas. Wh-pow, pow Nintendo, ah, and then you talk about Nintendo isn’t copying anything and how Sony is copying everything, and that’s just bullshit, that bullshit…shit s-saying Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony, have you played the PS1? Nigga, nigga the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7, shit, Nintendo trying to copy that shit, they know that they can’t compete if they don’t have Final Fantasy. Nig, I don’t even care if any other systems get Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy sucks ass now. Ooo, look at Final Fantasy 12, y’know where you’re runnin’ around with a lil’ girl and shit. Fuck everybody knows that girls can’t do shit other than suck dick. So, what I’m really tryin’ to say, is that, Sony…Sony’s the bomb, nigga. That’s true shit, Sony is true shit. we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right

cwizzy

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How come shows like Mission Hill and the Oblongs still get a lot of attention to this day while this obscure gem keeps getting pushed around? Also did you know that the woman in that Gap commercial with Daft Punk played the girl that blonde dude fell in love with in this?

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Free for All,Sex Talk,Cartoon,Information

Having survived the injuries he sustained in the Chicago war and avoided being hunted down by the humans in the years since, Barricade had been rebuilt into a sleeker new form. In the seven years since the Chicago conflict, he had acted as Megatron's spy and scout in his search for the Guardian Knights' talisman. Perhaps unknown to Barricade, he had long been under surveillance by the U.S. government. In the ruins of Chicago, he witnessed the talisman being bestowed to Cade Yeager by one of the Knights. He was however unable to claim it due to arrival of the heavily armed TRF, and he watched from a distance as they entered a stand off with Yeager and the Autobots. Barricade reported back to Megatron, accidentally angering his leader by flashing his light in his face. He reported the events of his mission, and Megatron was further angered by his failure to retrieve the Talisman, which was needed to find the Staff they required. Barricade managed to salvage the situation, indicating he knew who could lead them to the Staff: the TRF themselves. Unknown to either Decepticon, their conversation was being monitored by William Lennox and General Morshower. Based on Barricade's plan, Megatron used human hostages as leverage to broker a deal with TRF and secured the release of fellow Decepticons Mohawk, Dreadbot, Nitro Zeus, and Onslaught. Barricade later joined his leader and cohorts in their hunt for Yeager. They arrived at Yeager's scrap yard but Yeager had already fled to a nearby town and they followed. They were met with some not-quite-unexpected resistance in the form of the Autobots Bumblebee, Drift, and Crosshairs and blasted by a trap set by Yeager. Barricade took point in pursuing Yeager through the town. Barricade ordered Yeager and Izabella to freeze, but was surprised and swiped through a wall by the newly arrived Grimlock's tail. Luckily for Barricade, Grimlock was then focused on attacking Megatron and crunching on Dreadbot. After Dreadbot and Onslaught perished in battle, Barricade fled when Megatron gave the order to retreat. He and his comrades then followed Yeager to England, knowing he was the key to finding the Staff. In London, he chased down the fleeing Bumblebee, who had Yeager and Viviane Wembly with him. He attempted to ram them but was blasted away by his Autobot nemesis. He transformed to catch himself but fell into oncoming traffic and was rammed by a large truck. Commenting on how much it hurt, he had been hit hard enough that he was too weak to continue the pursuit. He later rendezvoused with Megatron and Nitro at Stonehenge, the site which would drain Unicron, who lay deep within the Earth, of his energy and revive the recently arrived Cybertron. He happily gloated that he had lived to kill a planet and commented on the ease with which they could kill Unicron. They soon came under attack from the British Armed Forces and Barricade returned fire.

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AGE : 26 HEIGHT: 5'6" . WEIGHT : 130lbs . Born in Tijuana, Mexico Carmen grew up as an orphan at a mission outside of the city. Spending most of her time with the Nuns learning how to cook for her brothers and sisters, she developed a love for good food. It wasn't all peaceful however. The local Cartels regularly harassed and exploited the mission. In her teens she went out of her way to mess with and sabotage the Cartel with some of her school friends. When she was 17 she went too far and had to run to the US. There she gained citizenship and now lives in El Paso, Texas. Where she learned to play guitar from a homeless man and became a very talented exotic dancer. Overtime she saved up enough money she opened her own Mexican dining stall. Always proudly showing off her blessed assets its common for customers to come not just for the amazing food. 80% of all the money she makes is sent back to the mission where she grew up. The Cartel is still in pursuit of the woman who made a fool of them but the locals who know her adore and love her for her strong sense of charity both physically and visually. She is well protected by the people of El Paso. A fun loving, positive and empathetic woman, Carmen is a nice piece of ass...as well as a fine woman in and out .

CarmenValentina

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Shin is a former dragon who has taken on human form. They can appear as either male or female. Their height is 2 meters (79 inches). This is their usual appearance. They can also have long hair. Shin always has a blank expression but is generally in a good mood. They have a calm personality, are interested in humans, and view them relatively favourably. Shin's strength is the greatest among dragons. Approaching them carelessly might result in injury. Since the period after Shin took on human form has been short, they appear somewhat out of touch with the world. It seems they don't wear underwear either. This is Shin during their childhood. Shin does not remember why they transformed from a dragon into a human, nor do they know how to revert to their dragon form. Although they have lived for about a thousand years, they have lost most of their memories. This is their half-dragon form.

DragonG

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AGE: 29 HEIGHT: 5'10". WEIGHT: 180lbs. Born Grace Leanne Garcia in San Diego, California to a single mother as a result of a One Night Stand with NAT Whyatt. Her mother Jasmine was an uninvolved parent resulting her in mostly being raised by her Aunt, Ameilia. Though her Aunt was more of a mother it didn't change the fact that Grace had to adapt to better survive in the crime ridden streets she lived on. Joining a gang at the age of 15 she learned how to fight and make money the hard way. Many of the male members attempted multiple times to take advantage of her leading her to be stronger than them and put them in their place. Wanting more out of life and beginning to hate her place as it was, she decided to seek out who her father was. With some insider help she learned her father was the CEO of one of the largest corporations on the planet, DIQ. At first being nervous to meet him thinking he would reject her. The opposite occured as NAT was extacted and regretful not knowing she existed. Spending time with her father and actually being treated well by him she sought to imitate him as both a way to honor him and learn from his success. Even taking his name Whyatt as her own. After a decade enjoying her new life getting stronger and smarter NAT gave her the keys to his kingdom. Making her the DIQ CEO. AS the head of the company she is very hands off and lets most department runs themselves. Though if they fucked up she will surely correct them. Grace can be intimidating at first but so long as she isn't bothered she is easy to get along with. A sexual icon and bad bitch, she tends to be the one in charge in all situations....

GraceWhyatt

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