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How do you know you're not still dreaming? You're totem of course!

totem

totem, spin, inception

Lake Superior really knows how to party

barbarafitzgerald

Edmund, Fitzgerald, Superior, Duck Sauce, Barbara

I cannot be held accountable for anything I do this late at night. You know how it is when serotonin and aborted rage meet in a seedy hotel room for a night of Vincent Price shadow puppet d00lz. The die has been cast, and you are both victim and cure. Kure. This galaxy. MUHUHAHAHAHAHAAHahahaha!!!!111one

kurekure

kure,,uranus,erdrick,stereotype shattering nonsense of the highest calibur,terribad,metallica,justin timberlake,zoo books,insomnia

How should I know

shutupsucka

Dogs SCARED

Connery. Little do you realise just how much influence he has on your soul in day-to-day life. One of his many powers is the ability to alter your vision... ...and that's exactly what he's going to do. *shhhhh! want to know what's really going on? search "blind spot"

conneryisreal

Sean,Connery,Magic,Science,Blind,Spot,Wierd,Lightning,Vision,Sight

27 years ago there was a movie released about a toy franchise that would forever change how little girls would look at getting sticky things all over them. This movie embodied much of what was wrong with the 80's... anyway its an excuse to make a blob site... and yes I know sandy duncan's character's head should have been on cyclops.

nmts

nothing,moves,the,blob,smooze,mlp,sandy,duncan

How do you know if your out of control?

zootopia

Zootopia,Devin Townsend,Devin Townsend Project,Lucky Animals,Epicloud,Progressive Metal,Furry,Judy Hopps,Nick Wilde,Chief Bogo,Leodore Lionheart,Benjamin Clawhauser,Finnick,Yax,anthropomorphic animals,dancing,Disney

Trump gives us comfort in the only way he knows how

nevergonnatrumpyouup

you know misspelling in the title, it should be niggers because, we can just call it as it is. labeled, again by who? who labeled it and pisssed somoen off more. its to say they want ot piss somene off more with this shit. thats exactly what theyre tryign to do with it. This is what these, things they use, the hate crimes they call them, are. This shows what they are really just an excuse to get more attention, brought to them, and get someone pissed off. an excuse for later behavoiurs they will have. DONT CALL IT HATE CRIME> WELL CALL IT NIGGERS. FUCK. you assholes. ok. and well, implications. of this. like NOT doing it, would be great, wonderful you know. So, something I dont want to hear about, you know, all day .. is HATE. fucking and if they start to label all these as, hate. how much hate do you THINK THEY CAN PEDDLE FUCKK. PEDDLE IN IN ANY WEAY THEY ANT TO IF ITS THE REACTINOS THEY LOOK FOR OR WHAT, THEYLL USE IT. DO YOU THINK RETALTION TO HATE CRIMES WILL EAD TO WAR? FUCK SHIT SHUTUP. FUCK YO8UR HATE CRIMES YOUR BULLSHIT YOUR TIME YOU WANT TO STEAL FROM EVERYONE. SOLUTION ONLY ALLOWED.

ateeight

WHITE BLACK TORTURE CRIME

How's this for creepy?! A man was arrested and tasered after he allegedly broke into Rihanna's home and spent the night. TMZ reported that cops arrived at RiRi's house early on May 10 after the singer's alarm company reported a possible intruder. The alarm company suspected that someone may have been in Rihanna's house because the alarm had apparently been tampered with. "Once officers arrived, they came upon a man who appeared to have stayed the night," TMZ said. Knowing that the man didn't live there, police reportedly ordered him to come outside. At some point, authorities tasered the man, although it's unclear why. Rihanna wasn't home at the time of the alleged break-in. Police are still investigating if anything was taken, and they're also trying to determine how exactly he got in. The man was booked in jail for residential burglary. Something similar happened to Taylor Swift last month when a man allegedly broke into a house owned by the singer and made himself at home, even sleeping in a bed.

sephora

Rihanna

I am Slovenia from (?). Internet bucks always there when you need them-- so is breeze, my eastern european friends did it easy. available on exchange of your choice. Internet bucks make set for life, no more working how you say 9 to three, in the future. Is it nine to three in the west i don't know. Internet bucks, how you say, take flight and go to the stars? is the expression?

internetbucks

we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right Sup bitches. SUP BITCHES. It’s Chad Warden here. Aight, I’m talking bout that, PS Triple. The PS Triple I ain’t talking bout that wii. That wii? Shiiiit. Shit people p-people be talkin’ bout how it was all, new, and shit, but you know what I’m tryin to say? I’m tryin to say, is that…c’mon know, wii? C’mon, that c-that lil’ controller baby that looks like a dildo. Aight, I ain’t trying to play my games, with no Dil. Do. Aight, maybe if the game is like, y’know, Warioware, shove-it-up-yo-own-ass game, yeah I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where you know, you have to shove it up yo ass. But…c’mon now, the wii? People trying to say that the, the PS3 copied the wii with a motion sen-uh…I don’ give a fuck. Shit, shit the wii, you know what they should copy? They should copy how to get good games. They should copy how to get good games from the PS3. Heh errybody knows, is that PS3 make the best games, knaw I mean nigga? I mean, c’mon, you got lil’ games I mean you got wii what, what you got, Legend of Zelda where you walk around with a lil’ bitch, and his lil’ bitch-ass sword, and lil’ shield, and he’s goin “HEH! HEH! HEH!” C’mon, who wants to play that shit? I needa shoot some niggas. Wh-pow, pow Nintendo, ah, and then you talk about Nintendo isn’t copying anything and how Sony is copying everything, and that’s just bullshit, that bullshit…shit s-saying Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony, have you played the PS1? Nigga, nigga the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7, shit, Nintendo trying to copy that shit, they know that they can’t compete if they don’t have Final Fantasy. Nig, I don’t even care if any other systems get Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy sucks ass now. Ooo, look at Final Fantasy 12, y’know where you’re runnin’ around with a lil’ girl and shit. Fuck everybody knows that girls can’t do shit other than suck dick. So, what I’m really tryin’ to say, is that, Sony…Sony’s the bomb, nigga. That’s true shit, Sony is true shit. we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right

cwizzy

cwizzy,chaddaddy,ballin

AGE : 26 HEIGHT: 5'6" . WEIGHT : 130lbs . Born in Tijuana, Mexico Carmen grew up as an orphan at a mission outside of the city. Spending most of her time with the Nuns learning how to cook for her brothers and sisters, she developed a love for good food. It wasn't all peaceful however. The local Cartels regularly harassed and exploited the mission. In her teens she went out of her way to mess with and sabotage the Cartel with some of her school friends. When she was 17 she went too far and had to run to the US. There she gained citizenship and now lives in El Paso, Texas. Where she learned to play guitar from a homeless man and became a very talented exotic dancer. Overtime she saved up enough money she opened her own Mexican dining stall. Always proudly showing off her blessed assets its common for customers to come not just for the amazing food. 80% of all the money she makes is sent back to the mission where she grew up. The Cartel is still in pursuit of the woman who made a fool of them but the locals who know her adore and love her for her strong sense of charity both physically and visually. She is well protected by the people of El Paso. A fun loving, positive and empathetic woman, Carmen is a nice piece of ass...as well as a fine woman in and out .

CarmenValentina

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Jaleel White, Ryan Drummond, and Junichi Kanemaru let Al Khan know just how NO GOOD replacing the games actors with his from now on is!

sonicvs4kids

Sonic, 4Kids, dubbing, dub, voice, acting, Al Kahn, advice, NO GOOD.

You know how the kids these days, they like to say "also c*cks?" Quit that sh*t. Anyway, someone wanted me to use a song. Enjoy the remix.

theresalwayscocks

also,cocks,also cocks,there's always cocks

MPEG-1 Audio Layer 3, more commonly referred to as MP3, is a popular digital audio encoding and lossy compression format, designed to greatly reduce the amount of data required to represent audio, yet still sound like a faithful reproduction of the origin

myspacemp3

myspace, MP3, The Brain Indicantif

I know the sound and gif don't match up. That's because I suck at this, so tell me how to fix it.

hesfairandbalanced

Separation of Church and State Separation of Church and State Separation of Church and State Separation of Church and State Separation of Church and State Separation of Church and State Bill O'Reilly

no description given.

kieferhatespants

We better do what he says... HE KNOWS HOW TO GROW FOOD!

hegrowsfood

we, better, do, what, he, says, knows, how, to, grow, food, spongebob, squarepants, patrick, star, old, man, jenkins, lost, episode

Sigh Santa. Sigh.

insultsanta

santa,doesn't,know,how,to,take,an,insult,

THIS IS A BEAR AT THE AKRON ZOO WE GIVE HIM APPLES IN AN ICEBLOCK WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION HOW DOES A BEAR KNOW WHAT APPLES IS?

HOWDOESABEARKNOWWHATAPPLESIS

4CHAN

okay, i really don't know how to loop sound. you can kill me for it, but someone who would like to teach me would rock, too. also; i'm not putting any alternate universe watermarks on this so let's not start. updating periodically with more stuff, ideas

stuffinurcatdoinstuff

doin stuff, in ur cat, hookworm, roundworm, heartworm, fleas, ear mites, jesus that heartworm looks like some kind of shit that sexymofo would consider a "kickass" ytmnd

Don't even bother with the bad comments, i know how much it sucks

gundamhax

uber hax, fail, gundam

apparently gnarls barkley knows how to transform

gnarlstransformers

transformers transform gnarls barkley

no description given.

mcmahondance

This is how Yamazaki felt after Eagle jammed that nightstick you know where...

sadazaki

Capcom, SNK, CvS, Yamazaki, Eagle, Emo

Scientology likens Cruise to Christ? Well, we all know how that story ended... ...Crucify 'em! Props to gman62191 for his site tomcruiseischrist.ytmnd.com

cruisemartyr

Scientology, Tom Cruise, Nutbar, Christ,

no description given.

thisishowyoudefeatthecrab

giant enemy crab sony ps3 eric idle fondle bum

Just to let you guys know this lady is for real and she is really messed up, it is funny how she gets destroyed by Hannity and Combs though.

antiamerican

Fox news, Hannity, Combs, Crazy, 911, messed up

They sure know how to raise 'em.

kidsmenu

kids menu, beer