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Porbably the worst nightmare anyone can have...

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It came to me in a nightmare.

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the life long misery of marxo

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At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

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Brian Peppers and the gang formed up for their latest hit! They enjoy touring at local elementary schools and children's hospitals. Call now to book in advance!

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Brian Peppers, Acapella, wtf, that picture is creepy, giving me nightmares already, ; _ ;

Since it is Friday the 13th on the day this site was made, I have also wanted to pay tribute to some dead celebrities yet again. Freddy Krueger wore a fedora similar to Leonard Cohen, so I decided to depict Leonard Cohen as Freddy Krueger for that reason. RIP 1934-2016 Not only was 1984 the year that Hallelujah was released, but also the year that Nightmare On Elm Street was first released. George Michael was also a good musician who signed to Columbia Records who had hit songs released in 1984 such as wake me up before you go go. I couldn't think of any other celebrities to portray as Jason Vorhees, whom was from the movie Friday The 13th, which is why I made this site. The movie Freddy Vs. Jason had a character named Lori Cambell, a trumatized teen whom had Leonard Cohen's initials.

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Meh, cashing in on the bed fad.

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A concerned man describing the state of Children's Toys. From some cautionary video named "Not Just Fun and Games".

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Messing around with this awful service.

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Help the stickman find the exit. Resize the window and let him free.

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Posing as Adam West

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my grandmother actually believes that it'll be legal for black people to steal her purse and that terrorists are going to roam around her gated community

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fear of a black house

one sidenote: in the original script, Morpheus welcomed Neo more specifically to Baudrillard's desert of the real.

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Nightmares.

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This show invented the "Nightmare fuel" trope!

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