?(nsfw) Introduction |
malcolmtnight |
(3.00) |
1,150 |
2022-01-28 |
description:
Alright, we have another caller
It's Ogdan Skank
What's up, Ogdan?
It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut
Now listen up
Lol whatever faggot
I have a very important—
Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff
My flow tough like elephant skin
My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen
Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7
Jump on the YTMND
I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC
'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her
Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third
Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word
Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction
And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7
Blue 42 hut hut 9/11
And you can get lost in natsoc perfection
Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits
Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks
I'm givin' race war addicts their fix
I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch
Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver
Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me
Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery
Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B
What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry
'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy
You punk bitch
Current year, we're here
Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row
It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and
Mr. Krabs
Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year
Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear
Get that bullshit out the atmosphere
Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here
Legacy raps, Mac T on the track
Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap
White Air Force, stash spot with the gat
It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft
Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path
Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at?
More action, more excitement, more everything
The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe
You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy
DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs
Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage
Isn't that right Krabby Wabby?
Oh yeah
The current year has been an eventful one so far
And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy
AAAAAGH
I couldn't agree more, but you know what?
Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction
Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage
Vote 5
A "Santabot" would be nice
Come again?
I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice"
Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot"
I'm here to tell you what to do
And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess
You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick
I'm here to help
If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen
No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that
Your help is definitely appreciated
Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay
I respect you
I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all
If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor
I think Krabs, I talk Krabs
And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog!
So, pretty please, with a nigger on top
Vote fuckin' 5
This is Moon Man here
KKK, KK, KK
Proudly bringing you
Numero dookie, niggers
The White Album: Part 2
Two big White balls to yo face
McDonaldland's magical radio
domain:
twapt
keywords:
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?You're the MAN now dog |
elephant-humidifier |
(3.00) |
2,716 |
2022-03-25 |
description:
One of these things is not like the other thing
domain:
lia
keywords:
One of these things,YWNBAW
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?You're the man now dog! (Wub Machine Ele... |
BessoDarwisch |
(3.00) |
940 |
2022-09-01 |
description:
The Wub Machine
domain:
ytmnd-electrohouseremix
keywords:
YTMND
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?You're the man now dog! (Wub Machine Dr... |
BessoDarwisch |
(3.00) |
712 |
2022-09-01 |
description:
The Wub Machine
domain:
ytmnd-drumandbassremix
keywords:
YTMND
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?Doki Descubre: You're the man now dog! |
LucianoTheWindowsFan |
(3.00) |
424 |
2023-09-18 |
description:
If you're Latin America, this character might look familiar to you.
domain:
dokidescubre
keywords:
discovery kids,doki,,ytmnd, you're the man now dog
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?mysterious pony |
porkchopmcmoose |
(3.00) |
4,553 |
2005-11-11 |
description:
MYSTERIOUS PONY!!!!!!!!!!
domain:
mysteriouspony
keywords:
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?You're the man now God! |
Hitroshimite |
(3.00) |
1,037 |
2006-06-24 |
description:
You're the man now God.
domain:
ytmng06
keywords:
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?THE INTERNET |
trogg |
(3.00) |
1,838 |
2006-10-02 |
description:
YTMND, an acronym for "You're The Man Now, Dog!", is a website community that centers around the creation of YTMNDs, which are pages featuring a juxtaposition of a single image, optionally animated or tiled, along wi
domain:
awwwyeah
keywords:
hello
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?You're the man now, dog (for the heari... |
DarthErik |
(3.00) |
1,806 |
2006-11-17 |
description:
Always looking out for our handicapped friends.
domain:
ytmndforthedeaf
keywords:
ytmnd, man now, dog, hearing, deaf, make you deaf, ear rape
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?You're the dog now, man! |
Satoku |
(3.00) |
1,764 |
2006-07-12 |
description:
Got bored, thought of it one day.
domain:
mannowdogtheyoure
keywords:
you're the dog now man, ytdnm
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?You're the Dog now Man! |
eightbitprodigy |
(3.00) |
1,963 |
2010-04-14 |
description:
in a scary way.
domain:
australians
keywords:
youre, the, dog, now, man, australians
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?You're the dog now man! |
CatNamedCat |
(3.00) |
1,183 |
2011-07-12 |
description:
He's the dog now!
domain:
ytdnman
keywords:
dog, now, man, dance, funny
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?You're The Dog Now Man |
meow-purr-meow |
(3.00) |
1,043 |
2012-10-29 |
description:
A flying dog. A super dog.
domain:
super-dog
keywords:
superman,superdog,dog
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?YTMND ads are *GASP* EMO!!! |
CousinDell |
(3.00) |
3,065 |
2005-07-31 |
description:
YTMND.com ads are EMO! Whodathunkit?
domain:
ytmndadsemo
keywords:
emo, ytmnd, you're, the, man, now, dog, phillips, comedy, ads, advertisements, comedian, music
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?DO IT, YOU WON'T!! |
SmellyPoopie |
(3.00) |
2,198 |
2005-09-06 |
description:
ALL YOUR NOT MANLY ENOUGH TO DELETE THE ORIGINAL ARE BELONG TO WEBHOSTING ERRORSz
domain:
deleteoriginal
keywords:
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?Conan is... still god! |
kellykun |
(3.00) |
2,080 |
2006-01-21 |
description:
Conan is still god.
domain:
conanstillgod
keywords:
conan, god, you're, the, man, now, dog, conan is, conan obrien, obrien, tv, nbc, late, supreme power, teh internets
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?ytmnd mtg!!! (refresh) |
jorgegado |
(3.00) |
1,702 |
2006-04-05 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
ytmndmtg
keywords:
jesus, lol, brian, peppers, safety, not, guaranteed, captain, jean, luc, picard, song, art, class, sean, connery, you're, the, man, now, dog, magic, gathering, mtg, ytmnd
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?Forrester's Dog |
clockworkorangedroog |
(3.00) |
1,889 |
2006-04-11 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
forrestersdog
keywords:
you're, your, the, man, now, dog, ytmnd, forrester's, dog, type, YTMND, PTKFGS, sean, connery, finding, forrester
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?YTMND owns EBaum |
Supreme1337 |
(3.00) |
1,722 |
2009-07-01 |
description:
Looks like YTMND is going to win. And remember, You're the Man Now, Dog.
domain:
EBaumcansuckdick
keywords:
YTMND, Ebaum, You're, the, man, now, dog
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?What Would You Do? |
parrothead1983 |
(2.96) |
2,543 |
2005-07-18 |
description:
Marc Summers, Sean Connery, What Would You Do?, You're The Man Now Dog!, YTMND, Nick, Nickelodeon, Double Dare, finger.
domain:
whatwyd
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?You're the man now pog |
MisterDerp |
(2.95) |
1,110 |
2006-05-03 |
description:
Remember Sean Connery? Well he's back... in pog form!
domain:
ytmnpog
keywords:
you're, the, man, now, dog, pog, sean, connery, sean connery
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?YOU'RE THE DOG NOW MAN! |
TheEnforcer |
(2.94) |
624 |
2006-07-19 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
yourethedog
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?Epic YTMND Site Manuever |
zomglolwtfzor |
(2.94) |
1,342 |
2007-05-07 |
description:
Let's enter You're the man now dog
domain:
epicytmndsitemanuever
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?You're The Man Now Dog (Spanish Version) |
Beaver |
(2.93) |
2,222 |
2006-01-26 |
description:
You're the man now dog in spanish
domain:
ytmndspv
keywords:
tu, eres, el, hombre, ytmnd, spanish, dog, you're, the, now, man, You're The man now dog, sean connery, espanol, you
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?lol, dog |
DarthErik |
(2.93) |
1,523 |
2006-01-27 |
description:
Yeah, yeah, fad site. I just wanted to see if I could do it.
domain:
conneryconnerylol
keywords:
ytmnd, lol, connery, ytmnd, you're the man now dog, fad fad lol
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?Youre The Man Now Dog (the bounty hunter) |
Niro |
(2.93) |
3,228 |
2006-09-22 |
description:
You're the man now dog.
domain:
themannowdog
keywords:
Dog,Bounty Hunter
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?the Karate kid now dog |
j0nnyg |
(2.93) |
7,737 |
2005-05-02 |
description:
you're the man now dog meets the karate kid
domain:
ytkknd
keywords:
karate kid, ytmnd, funny
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?You're the DOG now, man! |
DukeOfYork |
(2.93) |
1,095 |
2006-04-01 |
description:
You're the DOG now, man!
domain:
yourethedawgnowman
keywords:
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?You're the dog now man! |
LocutusOfBorg |
(2.91) |
5,598 |
2004-06-29 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
dognowman
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?Medieval PTKFGS (Again) |
ClevelandRock |
(2.91) |
1,966 |
2006-04-03 |
description:
It's been done before. Somewhat poorly, I might add. Oh well. Have another one, why don't you?
domain:
cr-meptkfgs
keywords:
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