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LOL I'M TOO LAZY TO ACTUALLY PUT WORK INTO A SITE ON CHRISTMAS

saintnicholas

LOL!,VOTE 5

Captain-L337 insisted but I couldn't make it work so I just made it bad on purpose LOL

thisonesuckslol

LOL!,VOTE 5

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE KHAN'S WIFE WAS ACTUALLY MACGYVER

khangyver

LOL!,VOTE 5

LOL it's a full version of a fake site from a parody fad compilation I made 15+ years ago

pointers

LOL!,VOTE 5

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

LOL!,VOTE 5

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S BARON LASERS' VOICE SINGING THE PICARD SONG

aicover

LOL!,VOTE 5

YTMND is held together with chewing gum and duct tape

thisplaceisfallingapartattheseams

LOL!,VOTE 5

You mean Martians are gonna see my ugly mug on some kinda space TV?

unitas

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Ever wonder what happened to gr33np33n? PSA Guy and Chad Warden caught him and did this to him

saws

LOL!,VOTE 5

Classic Murdarmachene site rescued from the Wayback Machine

marioluigianoregon

LOL!,VOTE 5

Another entry in the YTMND History Lesson series, chronicling the time that NESer stopped the 4chan desu spammers with an epic ear rape site

neserstopschanraiders

LOL!,VOTE 5

The Statue Of Lizardy

lizardy

LOL!,VOTE 5

Where do LMAOs go to get laid? The RoflBrothel of course!

roflbrothel

Brothel, Rofl, Roflbrothel, roflcopter

Microsoft Sam is dropping a 5-track EP entitled "The Sam I Am EP". Get more information on it at framepro.blogspot.com

samstillridin

microsoft, sam, windows, lol, rofl, mobile

sunburnt

lol remember the windows xp fad? well, here's a ptkfgs version.

supermarioim

ptkfgs, windows xp, aim, instant messenger, super mario

LOL KHAN PLAYS MEGA KHAN AND CHOOSES BOMB KHAN FOR THE FIRST LEVEL SO HE CAN GET THE THOROUGHLY USELESS BHAAAMBS

bombkhan

Porbably the worst nightmare anyone can have...

linknightmare

Link Navi Hey Listen box lol Nightmare Horror card running

lol, it's from the first episode of the original Super Mario Bros. Super Show... That Luigi hahaha...

smbssluigiperv

luigi, smbss, super mario, smb

This should demonstrate how a woman works out her frustrations....

boomshakkalakka

Woman, Boxing, Penis, Horsedick, lol

STOLEN

pidgeot

Mcfly jumps over the fuckin' border after stealing Chawa's PSTriple but C-Wizzy is gonna run up on a nigga

thrice

LOL!,VOTE 5

Most of the credit goes to gertbeef for the original. Also credits to woman for some of the ideas.

harmonize

LOL!,VOTE 5

Liu Kang joins the "lol" fad. :p Inspired by a suggestion from Moonews. If you'd like, you can see the followup site at http://jsmbk.ytmnd.com/

bicyclekicklol

Liu, Kang, Liu Kang, Mortal, Kombat, Mortal Kombat,Lol, Reptile, gamerevolution.com

I've enjoyed my time here immensely, and I've especially enjoyed making people laugh. I've met a lot of great people through ytmnd, and I will miss this place very much. Thanks for everything.

goodbyeEveryone

See you guys around :)

LOL!

retrospective

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LOL YTMND ABOUT YTMND (2.0)

smithytmnd2

Lord of the Rings

The result of some hot Mario Paint action.

mariopaintrunninginthe90s

mario paint, lol

sound isn't perfect because i didn't have a midi to copy from this time.

windowslol

lol, windows, lol internet,

LOL!

kling

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