?lol hehe |
grebo |
(2.42) |
1,795 |
2006-04-07 |
description:
lol @ ashley simpson's robot dance
domain:
lolhehe
keywords:
lol, hehe, ashley simpson, ashley, simpson, l.o.v.e, love, pop, music, robot dance
|
?From within the hidden bunker... |
mancubis |
(3.50) |
1,801 |
2007-04-24 |
description:
Adolf kicking back
domain:
popdat
keywords:
hitler, 2 live crew, pop, bunker, pussy, headphones, rocking, rockin, rap, wwII
|
?ITTBAWYGIAWTMUT |
PURPLE |
(4.08) |
1,801 |
2008-02-27 |
description:
If you turn out to be a gimmick account, I will pop out your eyeball and skullf*ck you
domain:
ITTBAWYGIAWTMUT
keywords:
PURPLE,If you turn out to be a gimmick account, I will pop out your eyeball and skullf*ck you, ITTBAWYGIATWTMUT,
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?(nsfw) MICHAEL JACKSON DIED YESTERDAY |
bloodyfuckingshitdic |
(2.50) |
1,803 |
2009-06-26 |
description:
http://www.myspace.com/hmtron
domain:
popwontdie
keywords:
hannah, montana, tron, pop, michael, jackson, died, yesterday, pop, didn't, bitches
|
?Popups Fail at Realism |
timbono2005 |
(3.18) |
1,804 |
2006-07-07 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
popupsfail
keywords:
pop, ups, fail, at, realism
|
?WTF IS THAT!?! |
Twitch103rd |
(2.60) |
1,804 |
2007-03-14 |
description:
a women walkin around with her stomach hangin out..and hell gross..i cant tell if shes pregnant or has a huge bear belly..haha
domain:
bellypoppin
keywords:
belly wtf gross popping out
|
?Mrs. Pops |
TomT4535 |
(2.33) |
1,807 |
2006-07-02 |
description:
The hottest mom on the planet.
domain:
mrspops
keywords:
Mrs. Pops, Bad touch, Hot mom, MILF
|
?SECRET NAZI TEEN POP DIVAS!!11 |
insertwackynamehere |
(2.11) |
1,807 |
2006-07-17 |
description:
A real band http://prussianblue.net/index.htm
domain:
secretnazipopstars
keywords:
Prussian Blue, Secret Nazi, Nazi, Pop, Diva
|
?(nsfw) Windows Vista in Japan |
plafu |
(1.75) |
1,808 |
2007-08-12 |
description:
Let the happy man in the Vista suit and the cheerful J-Pop singers warn you of the perils of Vista
domain:
computershitty
keywords:
Windows Vista Japanese crap
|
?Lol, Homer (Song) |
EZcheese |
(2.00) |
1,810 |
2006-07-21 |
description:
http://www.thepunishermerchandise.com/music/vigilante/vigilante.html\
lol, link
domain:
LolHomerpoprockssong
keywords:
lol, homer, poprocks, soda, pop, epic
|
?tom delaytmnd |
LegoLewdite |
(3.80) |
1,810 |
2011-06-01 |
description:
quick and dirty for the tourney that every so often, throughout my life, has popped up and reminded me it's still going on.
domain:
tomdelaytmnd
keywords:
tom delay, didnt Jimmm just make this joke?, tournament4, tourney, 4, daft punk is cheating, same for bmsr, revolution 909, edits
|
?I Am A Toaster |
Audovoice |
(2.60) |
1,811 |
2013-10-17 |
description:
Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.
I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out.
I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers.
Experiment Log 426-1:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1
Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties.
Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.
Experiment Log 426-2:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2
Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view.
Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.
domain:
SCP-426
keywords:
SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror
|
?Pringles Logo STARES Into Your Soul |
BENJA5 |
(1.93) |
1,814 |
2006-09-27 |
description:
I was eating horrid pringles the other day and this idea popped into my head.
domain:
pringlestare
keywords:
pringles, lol, stares, into, your, soul, stares into your soul,
|
?Fonz Did 9/11 |
JLen503 |
(2.30) |
1,818 |
2010-01-22 |
description:
Fonz is so powerful his thumb pops like that
domain:
fonzdid911
keywords:
fonz,isaac,eyes,pushaw,robert pushaw
|
|
?MJ IDC |
Fluk3 |
(3.21) |
1,820 |
2009-06-25 |
description:
King of Crap
domain:
MJIDC
keywords:
pop, is, crap
|
?Eddie Murphy and Rick James Party!!! |
nashnooga |
(2.67) |
1,823 |
2005-09-30 |
description:
Eddie Murphy and Ricky James dancing away to their hit song!!!
domain:
eddierick
keywords:
eddie murphy,murphy,rick james,rick,james,bitch,dance,80s,pop
|
?Poor Chinese Baby |
OperaGhost |
(3.07) |
1,823 |
2011-11-02 |
description:
Glape
domain:
PoorChineseBaby
keywords:
Poor,Chinese,Baby,Glape,Jello,Pudding,Pop,Cosby
|
?The pop culture must die in order for our country to... |
Deathw1sh |
(2.67) |
1,824 |
2004-11-07 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
antipop
|
?Black Metal is so evil |
Mastodon |
(3.20) |
1,825 |
2006-04-02 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
bmtootsie
keywords:
black metal, dimmu borgir, tootsie pops
|
?Pop Pop Poppin my smoke |
BagginTheTea |
(3.73) |
1,825 |
2008-03-11 |
description:
popping smoke!
domain:
poppingsmoke
keywords:
poppin my colla, call of duty 4, call of duty, popping smoke
|
?Cold pop tart chao remix |
Deku-Scrub |
(2.21) |
1,827 |
2006-05-06 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
chaopoptart
keywords:
chao, poptart, pop tart, cold poptart, cold pop tart, sonic
|
?Pop-up had ONE weakness |
Xoltoath |
(3.46) |
1,832 |
2006-05-15 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
popupweakness
keywords:
weakness, ONE weakness, pop-ups, grammar, conjugation, verbs, english, language,
|
?even mozart loves the daily show |
ubermann |
(3.77) |
1,835 |
2006-09-30 |
description:
i was listen to requiem and the idea popped in my head we i saw http://colbertreltaliates.ytmnd.com/
domain:
requiemforstephen
keywords:
even stephen requiem
|
?(nsfw) That's the power of love |
smith42 |
(1.33) |
1,836 |
2005-08-29 |
description:
"it juat... popped in there."
a shiny penny* if you recognise the quote
That's the power of love.
*Shiny penny not included.
domain:
powahluv
keywords:
Luther, Vandross, Power, Love, Micheal, Micharl, Jackson, Neverland, Wrestling, Camp
|
?How to really bring sexy back |
GaryD |
(2.29) |
1,842 |
2006-09-15 |
description:
And Justin timberlake thought he knew how to bring sexy back?! show em how its done sexytrannien*gg*inagown
domain:
sexytrannieniggainagown
keywords:
sexy, back, trannie, nigga, in , a, gown, justin timberlake, pop, oh i say
|
?I'll snap off your neck wit' a crackle a... |
fishoutofwater2 |
(3.75) |
1,842 |
2007-01-07 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
ricekrispieslol
keywords:
larry david, curb your enthusiasm, rice krispies, rap
|
?A-ha rips off Venom |
Legion137 |
(2.80) |
1,843 |
2008-02-18 |
description:
Definitive proof that Venom was ripped off by A-ha!
domain:
venomaha
keywords:
venom, a-ha, riff, rip, off, heavy, metal, hell, 80s, pop
|
?Supa Dupa Man |
mulewax |
(3.64) |
1,848 |
2007-11-10 |
description:
Indian Superman getting down to a song about himself.
domain:
supadupaman
keywords:
Indian,superman,dance,pop,toybox,gay,spiderman,dancing,youtube
|
?STFU & BOW DOWN |
codyleeheyveld |
(1.60) |
1,854 |
2011-07-09 |
description:
This is to the haters out there that say that Britney can't sing, can't dance, or just in general make fun of her for her and her life. It is annoying and sick. Britney is amazing and always will be. I know people will always be jealous but let her shine, she IS the queen of pop.
domain:
STFU-BOW-2-BRITNEY
keywords:
britney spears, queen of pop, britney, music, till the world ends, backlash, femme fatale, femme fatale tour, live, liveney
|
?Cosby Strikes Back! |
mrvort |
(2.50) |
1,856 |
2007-10-26 |
description:
Cosby attacks!
domain:
Cosbyrun
keywords:
cosby, earthbound, attacks, theo, rudy, puddin pops
|