| ?BaleTells Quiznos Bitch What She Needs |
Undrtaker989 |
(3.96) |
5,501 |
2007-04-22 |
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description:
Bale does all the describing.
domain:
RealWomenNeedAAHH
keywords:
American Psycho, Christian Bale, Bale, Quiznos, Bitch
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| ?bacon cosby ketchup party |
Famery-Gai |
(3.83) |
5,502 |
2011-01-18 |
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description:
Superman agrees with a particular song by 3 Doors Down and finds it to be highly relatable. Upon listening for several hours, Superman finally realizes what he must do and calls up his talent agent and says, "Bob, I think I'm ready to do orange juice commercials." to which his talent agent responds, "Bullshit, we're mac and cheese people now... we don't do orange juice commercials. You had your window, but now it is closed because for 7 years you fought with me on it. You were just too afraid."
Superman becomes enraged and screams into the phone, "I WASN'T SHIIIIT!" and shoves the receiver up his ass and orders Domino's pizza. But the pizza had too much garlic on it, and then raisins happened. And Gary Busey died. But it was only a movie in which the character Gary Busey was playing was killed. When Gary Busey realizes this, he turns inside out and enters a new undiscovered universe parallel to our own. Through this universe, Gary Busey is able to travel back in time and aid Superman into doing orange juice commercials. When Gary Busey finally convinces Superman to appear in a little number for Tropicana, but Deee-Lite shows up, then music happens. And Gary Busey dies for real. His last words: "It got too funky."
domain:
myfathertouchedmybutthole
keywords:
groove is in the heart bitch
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| ?The truth about Chyna |
Lukey2k5 |
(3.85) |
5,497 |
2006-01-15 |
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description:
WE finally learn the truth about this butch bitch.
domain:
chynatruth
keywords:
Chyna, joanie, laurer, WWF, women, champion, hermaphrodite, hooker, x pac, waltman, porno
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| ?He must not know about Vader |
lashiens |
(4.02) |
5,493 |
2007-09-07 |
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description:
Apparently, he doesn't know who Vader is.
domain:
vaderisnotpleased
keywords:
juggernaut, bitch, vader
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| ?NEDM - Dont kill it, bitch... |
analog |
(3.35) |
5,477 |
2006-05-19 |
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description:
dont kill it bitch. nedm nedm nedm nedm nedm nedm nedm
domain:
dontkillnedm
keywords:
nedm, not even doom music, gummo
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| ?Unforgivable |
GVictor |
(3.67) |
5,477 |
2007-03-26 |
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description:
Hodge Stansson Productions' "Unforgivable"
domain:
unforgivable
keywords:
unforgivable, onyx, hodge stansson, bitch, weed, bovice
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| ?(nsfw) * NEGROWNED'D * |
Wolfanoz |
(3.35) |
5,475 |
2005-06-16 |
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description:
MOVE BITCH!!!!!
domain:
wtfbitch
keywords:
MOVE, BITCH, LUDACRIS, MOVE BITCH
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| ?Go mow some yards, bitch. |
snuggl3s |
(1.57) |
5,469 |
2006-10-31 |
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description:
Kid gets owned trying to steal br0kenrabbit's Steam acct via MSN.
domain:
mowsomeyards
keywords:
owned, steam, valve, account, steal, scheme, counter-strike, CS, half-life, team fortress, HL, HL2
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| ?Luthor smacked 'im |
Bardai |
(3.95) |
5,465 |
2006-01-15 |
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description:
The fad's old, but I figured it's better than the Ebaums stuff.
domain:
Luthorquestion
keywords:
Rick James, Luthor, Superman, Question, The Question, smack, slap, look bitch, I'm Rick James, Lex Luthor
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| ?HE PEED ON ME BITCH! |
crithit5000 |
(3.67) |
5,461 |
2005-07-23 |
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description:
Boxy Brown done got peed on.
domain:
hepeedonmebitch
keywords:
ATFH, pee, peeing, Boxy Brown, HE PEED ON ME BITCH
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| ?Presto. Presto bitch. (Upright Citizens Brigade) |
fxbx |
(4.00) |
5,456 |
2005-12-04 |
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description:
From the "Supercool" Episode
domain:
presto
keywords:
UCB, Upright Citizens Brigade, quarter, presto, presto bitch, in your ear, trotter, adair, colby
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| ?He Has High Hopes |
Fruvous |
(3.43) |
5,454 |
2006-01-10 |
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description:
An intrepid male dog attempts to mount the bitch of a lifetime. He certainly has some high hopes.
domain:
hehashighhopes
keywords:
dog, sex, optimism, bitch, funny, humour, comedy, high hopes, Doris Day, animal, animal sex
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| ?(nsfw) Orca Masturbation |
spannu |
(1.83) |
5,455 |
2005-09-26 |
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description:
Everyone loves a handjob. And before you all start bitching, the sound clip is actually an orca.
domain:
orca
keywords:
orca, killer whale, masturbate, masturbation, sex, annoying
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| ?(nsfw) Eminem discusses Witches (Left 4 Dead) |
Booster37 |
(1.80) |
5,441 |
2008-11-27 |
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description:
Eminem actually gives out some smart and helpful advice. We can learn from him. Lesson: Don't mess with witches, bitches. And yes, picture, sound, text. Not a f*ggy short film.
domain:
left4eminem
keywords:
eminem, left, 4, four, dead, witch, valve
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| ?Thats A Huge Bitch |
ignitionnight |
(3.71) |
5,429 |
2005-08-06 |
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description:
Margo Dydek is a huge bitch!
domain:
HugeBitch2
keywords:
Huge, Bitch, basketball
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| ?Godzilla Smacks His Bitch Up |
Brooklyn |
(4.04) |
5,429 |
2006-03-07 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
godzillavsmonsterx
keywords:
godzilla, final wars, godzilla final wars, monster x, bitch, smack, up, prodigy, smack my bitch up
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| ?Zidane: Get out the way! |
Hailfaz |
(2.76) |
5,421 |
2006-07-09 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
zidheadbutt
keywords:
world, cup, move, bitch, zidane, italy, france, head, butt, headbutt
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| ?Smack that elfen lied bitch up |
Psyrgery |
(4.00) |
5,419 |
2005-09-17 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
smackelfenlied
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| ?Move, bitch, out of a parachute jump zone |
ESpark |
(3.79) |
5,408 |
2006-05-06 |
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description:
The minute I saw this scene, I immediately thought of "Move Bitch". DISCLAIMER: Sarah Chalke isn't a bitch. She's hot.
domain:
scrubsmove
keywords:
Move bitch, get out the way, scrubs, janitor, sarah chalke, elliot reid, hottie
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| ?Porn Slap |
QuxMax |
(3.22) |
5,405 |
2007-05-25 |
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description:
Bitch getting hit for not swolling
domain:
pornslap
keywords:
move,bitch,swollow,f*ck,lol,porn,slap,hit
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| ?(nsfw) Mother Fuck that Nigga, Mother Fuck that Bit... |
Lollybo |
(2.31) |
5,397 |
2005-05-25 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
fuckthatniggerbitch
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| ?Cypress Hill Colored |
SocialDemocracy |
(3.37) |
5,398 |
2005-08-31 |
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description:
Cypress Hill Bitches
domain:
CypressHill
keywords:
cypress hill, rap, old school, alternative
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| ?Puke On That Bitch! |
GOG3 |
(4.00) |
5,396 |
2010-02-14 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
dogsexfun
keywords:
Dog, Sex, Vomit
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| ?CHUCK NORRIS HATES WOMEN |
ashmeister |
(2.55) |
5,391 |
2005-07-25 |
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description:
Chuck Norris hates women. Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch!!!
domain:
walkerhateswomen
keywords:
walker, texas ranger, chuck, chuck norris, norris
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| ?move bitch (arrested development) |
Tile-Maker |
(3.78) |
5,391 |
2006-02-15 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
movebluth
keywords:
move bitch, arrested development, poppins, michel, bluth
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| ?Move Sephiroth |
j4c08j |
(3.53) |
5,385 |
2006-03-08 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
movesephiroth
keywords:
move,bitch,sephiroth,final,fantasy
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| ?Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch |
avarice |
(2.95) |
5,382 |
2004-04-26 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
billbrasky
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| ?Dakota Fanning raped! |
clydefr0g |
(3.94) |
5,380 |
2007-01-15 |
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description:
i can see it now. WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? WHERE'S THAT GOING? NOT IN THERE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHH HAHAHHALKJGHLKSDFHJYL;KSDJFY!
domain:
dakotafanningraped
keywords:
dakota fanning, bitch, stfu, tom cruise, screaming whore!
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| ?YOU'RE BANNED, IDIOT!!!! |
markjacobsbags |
(3.50) |
5,357 |
2005-11-17 |
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description:
you can't see ytmnd
domain:
yourethebannednowdog
keywords:
nigga, stole, my, bike, banned, idiot, you're, the, man, now, dog, ytmnd, lotr, star wars, nooooo, nazi, bitch, please, snoop, tom, cruise, oprah, fuck, your, couch, daisy, does, america, hentai, sex, anime
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| ?Test |
klasky |
(4.15) |
5,352 |
2006-06-09 |
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description:
Bitch, I'm flowin' straight from the survivor scroll!!!
domain:
bythepoweroftheholyspirit
keywords:
CUT, THAT, BITCH, OFF
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