| ?Like a douche |
gotbluboy |
(3.94) |
2,705 |
2006-07-25 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
zomglikeadouche
keywords:
Douche,Bag,Dew Army
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| ?Where is the bathroom? |
ManuelHung |
(2.52) |
2,697 |
2006-03-08 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
whereisthebathroom
keywords:
dewarmy, dew army, creedance clearwater revival, creedance, clearwater, revival,bathroom, dew
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| ?Failed Dew? Not Rly |
azalea |
(3.47) |
2,692 |
2006-03-10 |
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description:
Real lyrics: Informer you no say daddy me Snow me I'll go blame / A licky boom boom down / Detective mon said daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane / A licky Boom Boom Down.
domain:
holycrapnotimpossible
keywords:
dew army not impossible failed
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| ?(nsfw) Hey Disney! Please. For fuck's sake... |
Dead-Prophet |
(2.50) |
2,690 |
2006-03-13 |
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description:
Does anyone else feel the death of their childhood with each new Disney sequel?
domain:
nomoredeers
keywords:
dew army, deers
|
| ?Misplaced Optimism |
mushroom |
(4.04) |
2,684 |
2008-01-13 |
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description:
The dangers of misplaced optimism!
domain:
iwoniraq
keywords:
bush, won, iraq, optimism, dew army
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| ?LEATHER |
alholm2000 |
(3.60) |
2,683 |
2006-03-09 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
leather
keywords:
leather, lethe, dew, dew army, Dark Tranquility
|
| ?Chauffeur Me |
Easty |
(3.83) |
2,678 |
2006-03-11 |
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description:
If you don't know, the actual lyrics are "Show for me... show for you". This is my last one of these, too many of mine are crashing and burning haha.
domain:
chauffeur
keywords:
Peter Gabriel, Chauffeur, Car, Dew army
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| ?Gohan, Gohan! |
HHog |
(3.23) |
2,677 |
2006-03-15 |
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description:
Gohan, Gohan! Come on, leave me breathless!
domain:
gohangohan
keywords:
gohan, dew, dew army
|
| ?Wok |
RideYourBicycle |
(3.86) |
2,671 |
2008-12-24 |
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description:
Dew you get it?
domain:
wokwokwok
keywords:
Wok, dew, dew army, ride, your, bicycle, now
|
| ?Cartoon-Sais |
Dead-Prophet |
(3.34) |
2,662 |
2006-03-10 |
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description:
It cracked me up when it popped in my head. Alice in Chains and TMNT remind me of how much I miss the early 90s Edit - White Bkrd hurt my eyes
domain:
raphsais
keywords:
raphael, TMNT, turtles, sais, cartoon, dew, dew army, horrifyingly bad
|
| ?This Booby is for Real |
zoomboing |
(3.47) |
2,659 |
2008-06-05 |
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description:
a Dew Army site
domain:
realbooby
keywords:
blue, booby, boobies, bird, Dew Army, Jamiroquai, Canned Heat, Napoleon Dynamite
|
| ?ARGON!!!!! |
Sticky |
(3.58) |
2,658 |
2006-03-12 |
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description:
Argon.
domain:
argon
keywords:
argon, dew, army, Dew Army
|
| ?Lil John snacks on bagels (Dew Army) |
Skullgon13 |
(3.22) |
2,657 |
2006-07-11 |
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description:
Lil John snacks on bagels
domain:
Lilbagels
keywords:
Lil John, bagels, dew army
|
| ?Hit the Lights! |
deldelda |
(3.36) |
2,653 |
2006-08-22 |
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description:
Metallica - Hit the Lights, with an image of someone hitting a light switch. Hilarity ensues.
domain:
hithelights
keywords:
Metallica, hit the lights, light switch, lights, kill 'em all, kill em all, thrash, metal, classic, dew army
|
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| ?kiss |
shagsak |
(2.77) |
2,652 |
2006-03-08 |
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description:
its just a kiss
domain:
kissdew
keywords:
dew, army, submission, doo, du, hershey, kiss, hed, p.e., p, e, planetary, evolution
|
| ?A Rock, A Rock, A Rock, A Roll, A Roll, IRAQ ... |
YTMNDVC |
(3.69) |
2,647 |
2008-04-11 |
|
description:
My first Original YTMND
domain:
Prodigyrockroll
keywords:
prodigy, firestarter, dew army, bread, rock,roll,dew,army,
|
| ?Interpretation - Spanking Cubans |
pyrobunny1337 |
(3.12) |
2,643 |
2006-03-08 |
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description:
green day's "holiday" sounds like they say "i 'panked a cuban if they're from the hollow rise" in the chorus. btw, the dew army thing inpired me to make this. m/ dew army m/
domain:
ipankedacuban
keywords:
cuban, cuba, green day, spank, pank, panked, spanked, castro, dew, dew army
|
| ?Autoban |
blueslipstream |
(3.53) |
2,641 |
2006-08-26 |
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description:
Inspired by Kraftwerk's Autobahn (1991 version)
domain:
dewautoban
keywords:
dew, dew army, kraftwerk, autobahn, something awful
|
| ?ammonia ammonia ammonia |
cubetriangle |
(3.45) |
2,636 |
2006-12-01 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
ammonia
keywords:
ammonia, paul, mccartney, wings, dew, army, dewarmy
|
| ?Man in Pink Socks (Dew Army) |
Foxmulder |
(1.38) |
2,635 |
2006-03-23 |
|
description:
man in pink socks
domain:
pinksocks
keywords:
dew, army, socks, man, pink
|
| ?RATM: Featuring Rob Lowe |
nichenbach |
(3.50) |
2,635 |
2006-03-13 |
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description:
Rage Against the Machine teams up with the Dew Army: featuring Rob Lowe.
domain:
ratmlowe
keywords:
Rob Lowe, Dew Army, Rage Against The Machine, RATM
|
| ?me = Greek god |
furrykef |
(2.72) |
2,634 |
2006-05-04 |
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description:
I created this YTMND for one reason: to stipulate that any new Dew Army YTMND must be funnier than this. Which isn't a very high standard. (Pedantic point: "Deus" is actually Latin, not Greek.)
domain:
imadeus
keywords:
Falco, Amadeus, Zeus, dew army, lame pun
|
| ?Now she know God spoke for monorail |
Thisisacodee |
(3.14) |
2,628 |
2006-03-10 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
godmonorail
keywords:
Dew Army, Jesus, Simpsons, Sublime
|
| ?One Glove (Dew Army) |
fugazi |
(2.56) |
2,625 |
2006-03-31 |
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description:
One glove, one life, when its one need, in the night.
One glove, you get to share it, it leaves you baby, if you don't care for it.
domain:
oneglove
keywords:
dew, dew army, one, glove, bono, u2, dew army contest, emo
|
| ?FREEDOM FRIES! |
Dwedit |
(3.60) |
2,623 |
2008-07-20 |
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description:
FREE-DOM FRIES! FREEDOM FRIES! FREEDOM FRIES! FREE-DOM FRIES! FREEDOM!
Kinda like Dew Army?
domain:
freedomfries
keywords:
French,Freedom,Fries,Dew Army,French Fries,Freedom Fries
|
| ?A Toast |
mjc |
(3.27) |
2,621 |
2006-03-10 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
Atoast
keywords:
A toast, to, dew army
|
| ?Meshuggah orders you to finish |
Taphophilia |
(3.64) |
2,620 |
2006-12-03 |
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description:
dew army worthy?
domain:
juiceissometal
keywords:
meshuggah, juice, interpretation, metal, meshuggah orders you to finish
|
| ?Hold me closer... |
s3m1lol |
(4.10) |
2,616 |
2007-12-01 |
|
description:
Worst site ever.
domain:
tinydanson
keywords:
ted danson, dansonism, dew, dew army
|
| ?Take a load off, fanny |
Peepsalot |
(2.67) |
2,611 |
2006-03-11 |
|
description:
...annnnnd you put the load right on me.
domain:
fanny
keywords:
fanny, the band, the weight, fanny pack, dew army
|
| ?Crossroads Deli |
zahaaticus |
(3.70) |
2,605 |
2007-01-06 |
|
description:
So you want balogna? lol, baloney
domain:
crossroaddeli
keywords:
crossroad, crossroads, deli, dew army, dew
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