?The StoneSkinners - We Do |
KairuHakubi |
(3.80) |
784 |
2020-08-17 |
description:
Fucking around in a Simpsons thread and this came out. I came up with the lyrics that aren't in the image.
domain:
skinnerwedo
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?Red Space That Makes Up Hell |
Hello22bv22bv |
(2.67) |
258 |
2020-07-26 |
description:
This image gives me an odd feeling, the red and yellowish landscape reminds me of some sort of hell
domain:
Red-Space-22bv
keywords:
hell,red,pixelated,creepy
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?Ray William Johnson does your Mom as you cry i... |
Cervisiam |
(2.17) |
1,691 |
2020-07-15 |
description:
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your momv=Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom I'm doin' your mom. Yes, yours! First saw her in the Walmart pickin' out your drawers Big Dolly Parton hair like an '80s prom queen But her ass was lookin' good all up in them mom-jeans I approached her in the checkout line, and said, "Yo baby, wassup?" She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs Five minutes later she agreed to get with me So we went and rocked the minivan like giggity, giggity, giggity I was ridin' your mom like she's Mario Kart I gave her a lift back to her crib 'cause her car wouldn't start She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again How many times I tap that ass? Over 9000! Yeah, she called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it Later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it 'Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young To be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your momDoin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Sex with your mother And that makes me better (Better) better than you I'm having sex with your mother And that makes me better (Better) better than you Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom
domain:
RWJDoesYourMom
keywords:
Ray william johnson,RWJ,doing your mom,mom,Crying,asmr
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?Hey God Warrior, who's your favorite DC ... |
DarthWang |
(3.92) |
1,007 |
2020-07-13 |
description:
Darkseid (Uxas) is a fictional supervillain appearing in comic books published by DC Comics. Created by writer-artist Jack Kirby, the character first made a cameo in Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #134 in November 1970 before officially debuting in Forever People #1 in February 1971.[1] He is the tyrannical ruler of the planet Apokolips whose ultimate goal is to conquer the universe by eliminating all hope and free will in sentient beings.[2] A New God and one of the most powerful beings in the DC Universe, Darkseid serves as a staple Superman villain and the archenemy of the Justice League.
The character was ranked as the 6th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time by IGN and as the 23rd Greatest Villain of All Time by Wizard magazine.[3] Darkseid has been substantially adapted into various forms of media, most notably being voiced by Michael Ironside within the DC animated universe, by Andre Braugher in Superman/Batman: Apocalypse, by Tony Todd in the DC Animated Movie Universe, and as the main antagonist in the final season of Smallville. After being referenced multiple times in the DC Extended Universe, he will make his feature film debut in Zack Snyder's Justice League.
ublication history
Jack Kirby returned to DC Comics with Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #133 and immediately began establishing characters that would lay the foundation for his newly conceived Fourth World epic. The chief antagonist would be the villain Darkseid who had a cameo in Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen #134 (November 1970) with a full first appearance in Forever People #1 (February 1971) . The character was originally designed to be the chief antagonist of the titles Forever People, Mister Miracle and New Gods, but after the cancellation of these titles, he continued to appear as a major villain in many DC Universe comic books, fighting both Superman and Batman. According to writer Mark Evanier, Kirby modelled Darkseid's face on actor Jack Palance, while the villain's personality was inspired by Adolf Hitler and Richard Nixon.[4][3]
Fictional character biography
The son of King Yuga Khan and Queen Heggra, Prince Uxas, second in line to the throne of Apokolips, plotted to seize power over the planet.[5] When his brother, Drax, attempted to claim the fabled Omega Force, Uxas murdered him, and took the power for himself. The power transformed him into a rock and demon-like creature, upon which he took the name Darkseid.[6][7][8][9] At some point in time, he fell in love with an Apokoliptian scientist and sorceress named Suli, with whom he had a son, Kalibak; however, Suli was poisoned by Desaad on Heggra's behalf, as she believed that Suli was corrupting her son.
Following Suli's death, Darkseid's heart grew even colder, and he ordered Desaad to poison Heggra, and as soon as he did, Darkseid finally became the supreme monarch of Apokolips. Darkseid had briefly been forced by his mother to marry Tigra, with whom he also had a son. After murdering his mother, Darkseid ordered Tigra to eliminate their son, Orion, who was switched with the Highfather's son, Scott Free, so as to keep peace between New Genesis and Apokolips.[10]
The destructive war with the rival planet, New Genesis, was stopped only with a diplomatic exchange of the sons of Highfather and Darkseid. Darkseid's second born son was surrendered to Highfather, while Darkseid received Scott Free. This eventually turned out to be a setback for Darkseid, with his biological son growing up to value and defend the ideals of New Genesis as a powerful champion in opposition to his father. The prophecy foretold that Darkseid would meet his final defeat at the hands of his son in a cataclysmic battle in the fiery Armaghetto of Apokolips.
domain:
uxas
keywords:
Darkseid,DC Comics,Jack Kirby,God Warrior,Trading Spouses,Ungodly,LOL!,VOTE 5
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?夜の始め |
CobbertOnTheBlock |
(2.33) |
275 |
2020-07-06 |
description:
The rain is still not letting up, what will you and you catboy lover do now?
A Cobbert C. Chemicals Production.
domain:
yorunuhajime
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?wario dies in a magic act |
Meldo |
(3.80) |
595 |
2020-07-05 |
description:
the famous magic duo Wario World (Wario and Waluigi) preform the classic 'saw in half' act, but their act goes horribly wrong when Waluigi has a trick up his sleeve
domain:
wariomagic
keywords:
wario,waluigi,wario dies,mario,super mario,nintendo,welcome to wario world
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?Up and Up |
gauzzarchiver |
(3.80) |
305 |
2020-07-01 |
description:
It's not ending
domain:
upandup
keywords:
mario,mario64,endless
|
?Success! |
ok10minute |
(1.25) |
158 |
2020-06-20 |
description:
HQ up and running finally
domain:
gopuffsuccess
|
?Rap Snitches |
kaybli |
(2.67) |
405 |
2020-06-06 |
description:
Rap snitches, telling all their business
Sit in the court and be their own star witness
Do you see the perpetrator? Yeah, I'm right here
Fuck around, get the whole label sent up for years
Rap snitches, telling all their business
Sit in the court and be their own star witness
Do you see the perpetrator? Yeah, I'm right here
Fuck around, get the whole label sent up for years
domain:
rapsnitches
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?(nsfw) cutest cat eats fancy feast |
xa |
(1.50) |
661 |
2020-05-31 |
description:
xoxoxoxo
looking for a fun time (boom boom nasty)
making a expulsion of liquid?
OJ Simpson is REAL FOOTAGE (DO NOT LOOK UP!)
bonerpills.biz/go/mynudessystemd.swf
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
domain:
fecesfeast
keywords:
fancy feast,porn,scat,snuff,cat,cute,amv,futurama,chad warden,penis
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?(nsfw) TAG GANG FUCKING TICKIL ASSNESS ... |
DJsomemong |
(2.00) |
796 |
2020-05-26 |
description:
Cocky Galue! Cocky Galue!
Why would you do this to me?
Oh i'm gonna do this to you, youuu better believe i'm gonna do this to you.
No, i'm gonna lick all your cheek until theres no cheek left to lick.
How are you gonna do that there will always be cheek left to lick.
NO I HAVE ACIDIC-
NO! YOU DO NOT HAVE ACIDIC SPIT YOU DO NOT!
HOW WOULD YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING THIS TO ME?
OH YEAH YOU CAN'T ESCAPE NOW!
WEH WAWOWOWOWOW WAHWAHWAH INGEHNEHNGNAGNA ELELELILIL MMM MMM SCRUMPTIOUS
MMM MMM OHHOHHWAAW WOW THAT IS HOLY SCRUMPIOLY
Just can't even stand the scrumpioliness of this
How cou- Hou could you even do this to me?
Cuz your cheeks are de-lic-ious!
What does that mea-
It means your cheeks are SCRUMPTIOUS!
What does that mean?
It means heho my god your cheeks are just so GOOD!
What are you talking about?
GOODEST CHEEKS THE CHEEKS ARE GOOOOOOOOD!
OH MY SCRUMPTIOUS 'N DELICIOUS!
But, why me? Why, WHY MEEEEE!?
AWW YEAH GMM TASTY CHEEKS WOOOH OOOUUH MMMMM
OIOIOIII M-MMM. Now a toy just flew up my ass.
Oh you better watch out it's gonna tickil your butthole until theres nothin' left.
OOOOH there will always be something left.
No, this tickle fades away your cheeks!
NOOO NOOO NOOOOOOOO!
domain:
ASSTICKLINGGANGASSTICKLINGGANG
keywords:
ATG,BOOTYASS,TICKLE,CHEEK,ASS,ASSHOE,LOUDTMND,FUCKMYASS
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?Bird Up! |
ytmnd54545 |
(3.50) |
292 |
2020-05-22 |
description:
Bird Up! Bird Up! Bird Up!
domain:
birdup
keywords:
Bird,Up,Bird Up!
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?Up All Night To Get Lucky |
thexgonz |
(4.68) |
1,808 |
2020-05-21 |
description:
Daft Punk and Pharrell Williams help Alf get Lucky.
domain:
upallnighttogetlucky
keywords:
Daft Punk,Pharrell,Get Lucky,Alf,Lucky
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?Grace Jones explodes on Christopher Walken |
Smittiox |
(4.38) |
801 |
2020-05-05 |
description:
things just went too far
domain:
gjeocw
keywords:
Grace,Jones,Christopher,Walken,explosion,explode,blow up,life cereal
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?Cooking with saucy ja/ck |
The-idiots |
(2.50) |
166 |
2020-05-05 |
description:
Senator armstrong has Ja/ck cook up some party cheese salad
domain:
WELLIFITISNTSAUCYJACK
keywords:
MetalGearRising,Cooking with jack
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?HompDotSexy |
johannhat |
(1.50) |
237 |
2020-05-04 |
description:
ANTE UP
domain:
hompdotsexy
keywords:
homp, hompco,homp is sexy,ante up,mop
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?Despite making up just.. |
Primatron |
(3.67) |
523 |
2020-04-28 |
description:
Neelix is fascinated by the Benkarans.
domain:
thefactsonracism
keywords:
Despite making up just..,Neelix,Benkarans,the facts on racism
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?Final Stage: HOMOman's Fortress |
DarthWang |
(4.54) |
3,183 |
2020-04-27 |
description:
IT'S THE FINAL BATTLE AGAINST HOMOMAN EXCEPT IT TURNS OUT IT WAS ACTUALLY DR. FAGGOT BEHIND THE WHOLE THING AGAIN I MEAN REALLY WHAT'S HE GOING TO DO NEXT, MAKE UP A NEW IDENTITY AS 'MR. F' AND TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD A 6TH TIME?
domain:
fortresses
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
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?How could this happen to Dumbledore's Stap... |
AegisReflector |
(4.42) |
1,236 |
2020-04-26 |
description:
These ideas still pop up in my head every day, despite the medication
domain:
staplerdoor
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?I miss y’all, what up |
NEW-ghcghcghc |
(3.25) |
1,981 |
2020-04-24 |
description:
lol
domain:
Lolpooing
keywords:
Belfour fans on it look out now heres a loose puck they score
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?I WILL BEAT YOUR FUCK |
Artyboyo |
(3.40) |
401 |
2020-04-21 |
description:
Noel Miller has HAD IT UP TO HERE
domain:
iwillbeatyourfuck
keywords:
thats cringe,noel miller
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?You can lead a horse to water... |
Krangar18 |
(4.46) |
1,270 |
2020-04-21 |
description:
Hey dudes. You can lead a horse to water, but can you make him dance the Watusi?
Come again?
Mr. Ed's goan-doo-a-dogo! Next!
I like a happy, swinging cat, man.
Then, Gadget goes under water.
Wow!
And you go into space! With the first annual Kid's Choice Awards. All coming up, straight ahead, on the first kid's network. Nickelodeon, dude!
domain:
watusi
keywords:
hey dude,seinfeld,watusi
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?Noel Miller Catches Coronavirus and Suffocates |
Artyboyo |
(1.25) |
1,559 |
2020-04-21 |
description:
Noel Smokes too many Juul pods, and goes out of quarantine. He ends up catching coronavirus, which slowly kills him. He struggles to breathe and has a mental crisis.
domain:
noelmillerdies
keywords:
noel miller,juul,thats cringe
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?All Night Long I'm gaming |
Stimpy890 |
(2.60) |
373 |
2020-04-20 |
description:
Mom went to bed I can stay up all night playing Resident Evil 5 and drink energy drinks.
domain:
allnightgaming
keywords:
gaming,video games,mom went to bed,all nighter,no sleep,energy drinks,.
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?Inappropriate Church Music B |
Queefmaster |
(3.00) |
404 |
2020-04-19 |
description:
Cakey is their makeup, Catholics try to shake up,
All the things that form their lives, but
they're...
Dead, their sighs, their songs
They know what they do is wrong.
Stay here with us, it's just time.
Transylvanian Concubine.
domain:
churchmusicb
keywords:
inappropriate church music,rasputina
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?YOU NEED TO SHUT UP |
wowoweveryone |
(3.33) |
443 |
2020-04-18 |
description:
funny
domain:
youneedtoshutup
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?Cutie Hooman Wakes Up |
Queefmaster |
(4.00) |
475 |
2020-04-17 |
description:
VOFF!
domain:
wakeuphooman
keywords:
voff,hooman,wake up,puppy,garm,trollfest
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?* Cuttie Rabbit Wakes Up * |
Nyls |
(2.60) |
383 |
2020-04-17 |
description:
Because.
domain:
crwu
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?Them Bones |
Queefmaster |
(4.13) |
278 |
2020-04-09 |
description:
Gonna end up a big old pile of them bones
domain:
pileofthembones
keywords:
them bones,ghosts n goblins,Alice in chains
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?Joke Hole Toilet |
yourdogisnowtheman |
(4.37) |
944 |
2020-04-07 |
description:
Catching up since ytmnd went down
domain:
justforfarts
keywords:
itysl,just for farts,farts
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