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max, I'm going to impart some wisdom to you that my grandfather passed down to me. He was a glass-is-half-full type of guy. And when things looked completely hopeless, he'd gently place his hand on my shoulder, usually when we were alone on the porch in front a setting sun, and he would say, 'Just because a body is dead doesn't mean you cant fuck the corpse. Always look on the brightside.'

babycumback

Grandma may have died, but we can still put our hands in her cookie jar,also cocks

Moon Man's new carol for his upcoming Christmas Album "A KKKhristmas KKKarol," featuring classical styled Christmas songs and some of his more traditional hip-hop beats!

deadjewsroasting

moon man,is awesome!

sexy

butterflyhunnie

kitty,p,ussy,pussy,twerk,charli xcx,drop ur kitty,grimes

VOTE 5!

todaywasagarbageday

garbage day,ice cube,Silent Night Deadly Night 2,It was a good day,The Predator

Help control the pet population!

pussayy

pussy,cat,miley,cyrus,miley cyrus,eat,this is a really stupid idea but whatever

VOTE 5!

garbagedaysunshine

Silent Night Deadly Night 2,Garbage Day,Garbageday,Sunshine,The Beatles

BROTHERS! IT'S BEEN TOO LONG!

digitalage

YTMND IS DEAD

In 2007, The Wii, a pussy-ass system, devours some Sony fans. Elsewhere, the evil Nintendo control the Chadformers homeworld, H-Town. The heroic BALLINbots are using two of H-Town's moons as staging areas, preparing to strike against Nintendo. In need of dro, a BALLINbot Caddy is readied for launch to BALLIN City on Earth. Nintendo ambushes the Caddy, killing some true niggaz, intending to use the Caddy to infiltrate BALLIN City. On Earth, A lil fat bitch and Anthony Perez fish in a lake near BALLIN City, discussing the system that's the best. They pick up the Caddy's signature, and race up to see it land. They spot Nintendo and launch a preemptive strike. After a brief battle, Nintendo attacks BALLIN City. The BALLINbots transform BALLIN City into a fortress. As a siege ensues, 50 Cent orders some nigga to radio for assistance from the leader of the BALLINbots, Chad Warden. During the battle some niggaz are killed and many more casualties are taken by both sides. The next morning, Chad and the Fanboys arrive. The Fanboys are unable to defeat M6, leaving Chad to take on most of the gay niggaz by himself. Chad then confronts the Nintendo leader, Nick Bass, and the two engage in a fight. Though Nick Bass is defeated, Chad is mortally wounded. Reggie takes command of Nintendo and retreats with their fallen leader and other wounded aboard their Caddy. Tupac informs the other BALLINbots that Chad is in critical condition. Before his death, Chad calls on 50 Cent to assume command of the BALLINbots and tries to give him the PSTriple, asserting that dat Triple is the bomb, nigga. The Triple falls out of Chad's hand, but is caught by Anthony Perez, who passes it to 50 Cent. Chad's monitor then flatlines and he turns gray and dies, much to the others' grief. The Caddy's shortage of fuel prompts Nintendo to eject some fanboys and Nick Bass. The remaining fanboys argue over who should lead them. The Nintendo castoffs encounter the Wii, who offers to give Nick Bass and the others new honeys on the condition that they destroy the PSTriple, which the Wii says is the only thing that can defeat it. Nick Bass reluctantly agrees and the Wii converts him into a new form: the Nintendo warrior "Nick Daddy". His underlings are reformatted into fatass gay niggaz. The Wii provides them with a Caddy in which they travel to H-Town, where Nick Daddy obliterates Reggie and re-takes command of Nintendo. On Earth, the BALLINbots are alerted as the Wii consumes H-Town's moons, along with some true niggaz. Nick Daddy leads Nintendo in another assault on BALLIN City. The BALLINbots board a pair of Caddies and flee toward H-Town. Anthony and the Fanboys are shot down over the Mexican border, while 50 Cent and company evade their pursuers and set down in Tampa Florida for repairs. Captured by illegal Mexican niggaz, Anthony and the Dreamcast witness the sentencing and execution of some fat bitch. While imprisoned they meet a gay nigga who tells them about the Wii before he is eaten by the Mexican niggaz. Anthony and the Dreamcast are subjected to a mock trial by Mario, who sentences them to death. Battling the Mexican niggaz, they are rescued by the arrival of the Fanboys. With help from the Fanboys' new ally elChivofr, the group locates a Caddy and departs to join the other BALLINbots.

autobot

LOL!,VOTE 5

Yup! I'm back in this bitch! I know I'm a little late for this, but who cares? (Just to let you know, I'm neutral on the whole Suzanne shit that was going on)

suzanneisded

suzanne is dead

Matt Schaefer loves shooting skeet

gayrepublicans

gay,republican,faggot,yes homo,senators,pussy,penis,cock,dick,yummy,angry christians

The Dead Hormelmen love to cook hot dogs and sausages with napalm!

tripperharrison

DEAD MILKMEN,BEACH PARTY VIETNAM,COOKIN' HOT DOGS WITH NAPALM,RUSH 3113 - NATURAL CASINGS SCIENCE,HORMEL HAS GOT THE MEATS,MEATBALLS,WORKAHOLICS,LOOK AT THOSE STEAMING WEENIES!,BILL MURRAY,SLICE YOUR WIENER!

Moon Man buys a store and converts it into a Circle KKK to use for Dead Nigger Storage and he then reviews the new Dr. Dre album and endorses Donald Trump!

circkekkk

MILEY VIRUS,JUSTIN BEAVER,CIRCLE KKK,DR. DRE,COMPTON,DONALD TRUMP,COCKSLAPPERS,niglets

VOTE 5!

ibelieveingarbageday

Garbage Day,Silent Night,Deadly Night,2,The Beatles,Paul McCartney,Garbageday

All little cartoon Joey wanted was to be one of the Garbage Pail Kids.. Then he died. Ricky approves.

PreAdolescentAbortion

Garbage Day ,Silent Night Deadly Night 2,Fad,stupid,girlie scream,cartoon

R.I.P. BILLY DEE WILLIAMS - STAR DATE 4567.2 to 4644.35... YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN!

thefartawakens

BILLY DEE WILLIAMS,DILLY BEE PILLIAMS,LANDO IS NOT...,RANDOM CLOUD CITY CITIZEN IS NOT...,Storage Wars VII - The Fart Awakens,WILLY PEE ZILLIAMS,YES I KNOW THIS HAS BEEN DONE B4 BUT MY SITE HAS LENS FLARE!,PILLEATER GIRLFORM

VOTE 5!

vegasdk

Las Vegas,Viva ,Dead Kennedy's

wow

left4dead3

left4dead

VOTE 5!

abelincolndead

VOTE 5,Abe Lincoln,Some Reasons

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reasonsdeadytmnd2

YTMND,wewgas

LOL!

placeholds

VOTE 5

Japan is weird... O_O

lazerpussy

Dream Hunter Rem,pingas,gay

He spins and spins and spins.

izayaspin

Durarara!!,Izaya Orihara,You Spin Me Right Round,Dead or Alive

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reasonsdeadytmnd

YTMND,users

It's true.

everybodypees

everybody,pees,pee,piss,peter,griffin,peter griffin,tv,dead,family,guy,family guy

Frank West must REALLY have the hots for Kaguya Nanbu.

perfecterotica

Frank West,Kaguya Nanbu,Super Robot Wars,Super Robot Taisen,OG,Original Generation,Endless Frontier,Project X Zone,Dead Rising

gibe the pussy b0ss

two-girls-one-hardtechno

filthy frank,pussy,b0ss,2 girls ,1 organ,hardtechno,2 girls 1 organ and hardtechno,dirty chicks

rip :C

neverforgetbanana

iwata,nintendo,dead,reggi is kill,no

Rest In Peace Danny Trejo. You will be missed. Your part in the movie "Heat" was really badass and taught me a lot.

RIPDANNYTREJO

danny trejo,,rip danny trejo,danny trejo dead,rest in piece,Janet Reno's Dance Party,Janet Reno'd

Rest in peace , that guy from that old show that we sort of remember.

dickvansomebody

Dick van,Duck,dead,insulting obits

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Hubacub

Hubacub