?Freddie Mercury Stole My Bicycle |
mario4life |
(4.23) |
2,192 |
2019-04-13 |
description:
Hey, YTMND, you still alive?!? OK, good, 'cause I'm gonna breath new life into you with this new upload. It's a mashup of an old (really old) meme with a "Queen" song. I thought up this new meme mashup not long after seeing the "Queen" biopic, "Bohemian Rhapsody". I don't feel I need to explain this one, seeing as this is the home to the original meme. Both involve bikes, I'll tell you that. I severely doubt that someone else made this meme idea before me, but if they did (I'm too lazy to check), I am terribly sorry. This is my first upload to this site (not sure if I'll upload another thing afterwards, although, from what it sounds like, this might also be my last upload. :'( ) Anyway, please enjoy (and I'm sorry.)
Go check out where this original meme came from: http://mybike.ytmnd.com/
(I just noticed, this is, like, bringing everything full-circle.)
domain:
freddiestolemybicycle
keywords:
queen,freddie mercury,bicycle,punch-out,meme,mashup,stole my bike
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?Tornado Revs Up Its Engines |
Kazan88 |
(3.00) |
604 |
2019-04-13 |
description:
A tornado racing
domain:
Tornadoengine
keywords:
tornado,racecar
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?(nsfw) Sockie Sez™ 17 |
officialunofficial |
(4.45) |
1,270 |
2019-04-03 |
description:
In this episode of Sockie Sez™, we learn about making up for your mistakes and not making excuses.
domain:
SockieSez17
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?(nsfw) LazyTown: LazyTony's New Sex So... |
officialunofficial |
(4.50) |
1,498 |
2019-03-17 |
description:
LazyTown is an amazing program for people who like to Get Up And Go!™
domain:
LazyTownLazyTonysNewSexSong
keywords:
LazyTown: LazyTony's New Sex Song!
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?felicia the cat |
chlfan201 |
(2.25) |
362 |
2019-01-22 |
description:
felicia wants to be covered up
domain:
feliciathecat
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?(nsfw) all up in it |
ButtFuckTheDuck |
(1.00) |
484 |
2019-01-20 |
description:
a spoken or written representation or account of a person, object, or event.
domain:
upin
keywords:
predator,pussy,gross,up,weasel,verizon,guy
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?(nsfw) clive owen blows his fun horn |
Ducky2002 |
(4.57) |
2,827 |
2019-01-02 |
description:
I recreated one of my favorite YTMND sites for posterity (originally it was funhorn.ytmnd.com, but the original user, rug, changed it some time ago).
None of this was made by me. Image and sound were both located on the Waybackmachine.
domain:
funhorn2
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?Scoots ate the Pills Apogee puked up |
Smittiox |
(2.67) |
360 |
2018-12-20 |
description:
Scoots ate the Pills Apogee puked up- http://apogeedance.ytmnd.com/
domain:
ScootsDance
keywords:
Scoots Pills Dance Pony,Scoots,Pills,Dance,My Little Pony
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?Done me wrong |
roffelmeh |
(1.00) |
798 |
2018-11-21 |
description:
This chat blow BBC.
domain:
fallengerman
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?gay nigger i have an idea |
duce |
(2.43) |
1,063 |
2018-10-30 |
description:
we make minitmnds with only 1 image that pop up on hover
http://www.dynamicdrive.com/style/csslibrary/item/css-image-gallery/
https://css-tricks.com/examples/SoundOnHover/
sites can be labelled in a separate color
and two site creators will exist, that way you can make mini shitpost sites
without a preloader entirely
domain:
tshaefaef
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?why does anyone ever say its leeroy jenkins, its ba... |
ldrancer |
(2.00) |
539 |
2018-10-14 |
description:
listen to it. its leeroooy .. mmmbaaggins
why does anybody say jenkins?
He plainly says leeroy Baggins
I remember that's all I ever knew of it, and when i'd look it up, id look up leeroy baggins. now it doesnt give you a answer. i had to search more stuff to find it, and its listed jenkins? wtf? why its baggins and sounds baggins. FUCK
domain:
leeroybaggins
keywords:
hardcore extreme racism,Leeroy baggins,leeroy
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?SHE CAME UP TO ME AND SAID |
TheRaven7 |
(2.50) |
1,495 |
2018-10-09 |
description:
DO YOU REMEMBER ME?
domain:
almostetc
keywords:
zuigia,mary-kate and ashley,charles t. sadboy,foldablehuman,house of disappointments,sweet 16,licensed to drive,pop punk,real games for real girls,olsen twins
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?Regular Show Oh Oh Oh O |
rextocopula |
(3.67) |
793 |
2018-09-22 |
description:
This is from Just Set Up The Chairs Episode 2 Season 1 of Regular Show and it is the most... colorful depictions of Mordecai.
domain:
arcadegames
keywords:
Regular Show,Mordecai Arcade,Just Set Up The Chairs,Mordecai Video Game Wizard,Mordecai,button mashing,#winning,regular show meme,best cartoon moments,video game arcade old skool arcade 90s,80s
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?Face Soap |
rextocopula |
(3.87) |
2,002 |
2018-09-02 |
description:
90s computer ytmnd Wilford Brimley Dr Evil Gene Wilder Wonka Rosen Michael Dr Weird Face Soap Spaghetti dinner i wonder whats for twilight zone chocolate cake buzz look an alien x-files get to the chopper lite brite mothmonsterman zip it goldmember zip-it oh what a night September 1963
domain:
facesoap
keywords:
dr evil,internet,90s,1990s,old skool,dr weird,lite brite,get to the chopper,zip it,goldmember,chocolate cake,michael rosen wilford brimley,mothmonsterman,athf,cartoon network,adult swim,ytmnd,sean connery your the man now dog,wonka,face soap,facial,spaghetti,dinner,twilight zone
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?Buzz Lightyear's Astonishing Revalation |
rextocopula |
(3.50) |
1,031 |
2018-08-20 |
description:
Yea Im fresh like besch with blesh makin' creche flavored cresh with Fran dresch in a dress on an etch a sketch outlining mc esche er ese fesch picturesque fleche fetch flesch cook the flesh into a fresch gresh up on the hesch don't catch a klesch unless your lesch gives you a lesche to catch less under arrest inside a mesch tent and and accent with a mesh quest to pesch on a quest vest that is pesh with peshe plesh to the resch like pickle resh in a seche join our shesh make a spesh this aint a tesch wishy tesh over the thresh hold when tresch holds the wesch smith and wesche brush your teeth breath afresh caleche mouthwash enflesh get stuck enmesh raw horseflesh amish koresh dirty lafleche holy mahesh unisex mandresh interest my pradesh pretty flesh and then ramesh and hit refresh to try to ritesh somesh architects suresh as unflesh that vergesh shall vergresh all in bangladesh in the flesh lalitesh goes to marrakech in ordered to take mcelfresh's venkatesh!
domain:
buzzlookanalien
keywords:
buzz lightyear,meme,look an alien
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?Why the fuck is this place still up? |
TheMysteriousStrange |
(3.40) |
1,338 |
2018-08-15 |
description:
I don't care who you are on here, this place is dead and max should have pulled the plug.
domain:
maxnukeit
keywords:
Dead,Website,Max,Nuke,It
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?seinfeld |
StarDoge |
(3.40) |
1,189 |
2018-08-08 |
description:
jerry gets a woody for george
domain:
seinfeldjew
keywords:
seinfeld,tv,television,memes,cancer
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?Tinkuru Sutaa Supuraitsu |
Faltru |
(3.75) |
771 |
2018-08-03 |
description:
Twinkle Star Sprites is a 1996 competitive scrolling shooter arcade game originally created by ADK. It was ADK's last production for the Neo-Geo platform. The gameplay, which can be characterized as a combination of a fixed shooter and a versus puzzle game, uses combinations of shots, as well as timed power-ups to attempt to damage the opponent. These attacks also serve as counters to the opponent's attack.
domain:
TwinkleStarSprites
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?Moon Man Sends Demi Lovato A Telepathic Messa... |
tenantennae |
(3.93) |
1,318 |
2018-07-28 |
description:
Transcript: "Hey Demi, Moon Man here. I am reaching out to you because I just heard about your overdose and saw your face on the news for the first time. As soon as you are better, I want to lube up your chin dimple and ream it with my moon cock until I ejaculate all over your face. Get well soon."
domain:
moonmansendsdemilovatoatelepathicmessageontheastralplane
keywords:
moon man,demi lovato
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?Daily Motivation |
tenantennae |
(3.00) |
818 |
2018-06-23 |
description:
Never give up on achieving your goals. Do Whatever It Takes. #motivation
domain:
dailymotivation
keywords:
tron guy,whatever it takes,#motivation,#nevergiveup,#ytmndcomebackimminent
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?Cosby Kong |
Joshwahhhhhh |
(2.60) |
678 |
2018-06-19 |
description:
see
see monkey
see monkey barf
domain:
cosbykong
keywords:
cosby,chimp,gorilla,barf,puke,throw up,bill
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?Beverly Jones from All Grown Up |
Nickelodeon |
(1.57) |
1,021 |
2018-05-29 |
description:
EPIC DOMAIN GRAB!!!
domain:
shyster
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?Got a roommate? (TURN VOLUME UP!!!) |
ChekhovsFleshlight |
(1.00) |
268 |
2018-05-29 |
description:
໒( ͡ᵔ ▾ ͡ᵔ )७
domain:
but-mom-i-was-only-at
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?Epic Camtasia Studio Maneuver |
ChekhovsFleshlight |
(3.67) |
797 |
2018-05-28 |
description:
A shockingly simple way to steal Camtasia Studio and step up your YTMND game.
domain:
epicmanure
keywords:
designflaws,hackingfor12yearolds
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?(nsfw) Doug F'ed Up Huge |
ChekhovsFleshlight |
(4.60) |
2,928 |
2018-05-23 |
description:
Doug should've known better
domain:
dougfuckeduphuge
keywords:
doug,nickelodeon,snitches
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?All of those elephant feces spammers got BANNE... |
kbimbatti22 |
(3.33) |
1,274 |
2018-05-14 |
description:
So recently, max went online (for some reason) and started a cleanup.
All of the users and sites in the deletion queue were deleted (as always,) but that wasn't all.
Those users who would spam those elephant feces sites are banned, as well as many others.
In total, as far as I know, five people were hit.
AngryNerd, who started Dried Poop Crust, Raw Eggs, and Mechanical Weiner was banned, as well as all of the accounts from JungleExplorer, meaning that JungleExplorer, MotherfuckerMike, and the other alts are gone. Note that the original creator of the fad, Cinemassacre, wasn't hit.
Personally, I think that AngryNerd could've been spared, as he at least has some interesting sites, but the banning of the rest was definitely justified.
Then, Toshiba's account is also gone. If you don't know, Toshiba was a user who was VERY anti-elephant feces. Yet... He still got hit. Maybe Toshiba was just a troll created by JungleExplorer? It would explain why, despite supposedly hating elephant feces, he never once downvoted any of their sites. In fact, he never voted on ANY site. Maybe it just has to do with the fact that he was practically begging for sponsorships on his sites? He ended up actually never getting a sponsorship, but who knows.
Lastly, Redblade7 was banned for "terrorism".
Then there's MyPostingPlace, aka Santa-Bot, who also is gone. The thing is... I think that it was voluntary? There is this thing in the chat where "Ruby" says that sacrificing their account is worth it if others get banned. I think that's MPP? Or maybe the account was down for posting NSFW images in the preview? I dunno. (chat thing is here https://image.ibb.co/dhR33y/Screen_shot_2018_05_14_at_10_58_22_PM.png)
If any other users got hit, please comment detailing who and possibly why.
domain:
elephant-is-down
keywords:
YTMND,WinRar,Winner,WIN,Elephant Feces,elephant feces,Elephant feces,Raw Eggs,raw eggs,Raw eggs
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?Oil steady near multi-year highs as U.S. drilling rises |
jimmyshackleton |
(1.00) |
1,021 |
2018-05-14 |
description:
LONDON (Reuters) - Oil prices steadied below 3-1/2 year highs on Monday as resistance emerged in Europe and Asia to U.S. sanctions against major crude exporter Iran, while rising U.S. drilling pointed to higher North American production.
Brent crude LCOc1 was up 15 cents at $77.27 a barrel by 1130 GMT. U.S. light crude oil was up 5 cents at $70.75.
Both oil futures contracts hit their highest since November 2014 last week at $78 and $71.89 a barrel respectively as markets anticipated a sharp fall in Iranian crude supply once U.S. sanctions bite later this year.
It is unclear how hard U.S. sanctions will hit Iran’s oil industry. A lot will depend on how other major oil consumers respond to Washington’s action against Tehran, which will take effect in November.
China, France, Russia, Britain, Germany and Iran all remain in the nuclear accord that placed controls on Iran’s nuclear programme and led to a relaxation of economic sanctions against Iran and companies doing business there.
Some oil analysts have said they expect Iranian crude exports to fall by as little as 200,000 barrels per day (bpd), while others put the figure closer to 1 million bpd.
Michael Wittner, analyst at Societe Generale, forecasts U.S. sanctions will remove 400,000-500,000 bpd of Iranian crude from the global oil market.
“In 2012 the reduction in Iranian crude production and exports was around 1 million bpd,” Wittner said. “This time around, we expect much less of an impact.”
Greg McKenna, chief market strategist at futures brokerage AxiTrader, says it is still “far from certain” that sanctions “will bite in the way intended”.
“Germany has said it will protect its companies from U.S. sanctions, Iran has said French oil giant Total (TOTF.PA) has yet to pull out of its fields and all the while it seems the Chinese are ready to fill the void created by the U.S.”
The surge in oil prices comes at a time of tight supply amid record Asian demand and voluntary output restraint by the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries and non-OPEC producers including Russia.
On Monday, however, markets were held in check by news of a rise in U.S. drilling for new oil production.
U.S. drillers added 10 oil rigs in the week to May 11, bringing the total to 844, the highest level since March 2015, energy services firm Baker Hughes said on Friday.
“Soaring U.S. shale output will continue to put a cap on prices,” said Hussein Sayed, chief market strategist at futures brokerage FXTM.
domain:
oilsteady
keywords:
news,oil,US,drilling
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?North Korea details plans to dismantle nuclear test si... |
jimmyshackleton |
(3.00) |
1,006 |
2018-05-12 |
description:
SEOUL (Reuters) - North Korea has scheduled the dismantlement of its nuclear test site for sometime between May 23 and 25 depending on weather conditions in order to uphold its previous pledge to discontinue nuclear tests, state media reported on Saturday.
The country’s central news agency said the dismantlement of the nuclear test ground would involve collapsing all of its tunnels with explosions, blocking its entrances and removing all observation facilities, research buildings and security posts.
“The Nuclear Weapon Institute and other concerned institutions are taking technical measures for dismantling the northern nuclear test ground of the DPRK in order to ensure transparency of discontinuance of the nuclear test,” said the announcement. DPRK is an acronym for North Korea’s official name, the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.
The announcement comes after U.S. President Donald Trump said he would hold a summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un in Singapore on June 12. It will be the first meeting ever between a sitting U.S. president and the leader of North Korea.
It follows a flurry of international engagement with North Korea as the two Koreas held their own summit in late April and officials plan to hold high-level meetings in coming weeks.
Trump’s Secretary of State Mike Pompeo said on Friday North Korea can look forward to “a future brimming with peace and prosperity” if it agrees to quickly give up its nuclear weapons.
Officials in Seoul had said in April that North Korea planned to invite experts and journalists from the United States and South Korea for the shutdown of its test site.
North Korea said journalists from other countries, including the United States and South Korea, will be invited to cover the event, to “show in a transparent manner the dismantlement of the northern nuclear test ground to be carried out”.
In order to accommodate the travelling journalists, North Korea said various measures would be taken including “opening territorial air space”.
All international journalists will be provided with a charter flight into Wonsan, a port city in eastern North Korea, from Beijing, KCNA said. There, reporters will board a charter train to the nuclear test ground in an “uninhabited deep mountain area”.
North Korea’s six known nuclear tests have taken place in Punggye-ri, a location in the northeastern part of North Korea where a system of tunnels have been dug under Mount Mantap.
Experts have said the pledge to dismantle the test site is a big step forward but verifying it will be difficult.
domain:
details
keywords:
north korea,news,nuclear,trump,Kim Jong Un
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?Sergeant Mitchell needs the money |
jimmyshackleton |
(1.00) |
1,060 |
2018-05-11 |
description:
Looks like someone fucked up his wallet too...
domain:
hdtf
keywords:
hunt down the freeman,half-life,berkan,video game,indiegogo
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?THE TOURNAMENT |
gerdy |
(3.00) |
328 |
2018-04-17 |
description:
DAD WAKE UP WE'RE LATE
domain:
thetournament
keywords:
herdy gerdy,the tournament,gerdy,core design,eidos,playstation 2,ps2
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