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“A true man loves his enemies as much he loves his friends.” and Keep your friends close and your enemies closer

enemiesnightout

Batman,Joker,Dancing,boppinghead,Guysnightout

Let's just say that i partied a little too hard last night...

herhangover

IWokeUpLikeThis,UhOh,WhereAmI,WhatHappened,LastNight,Lost,ICantRemember,Hangover

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nightunspoken

Ominous Doctrines of the Perpetual Nedstical Nedrocosm

nedquisition

ned,south park,inquisition,black metal

240lbs of pussy crushing Alpha male.

twohundredandfourtypoundsofpussycrushingalpha

pussy,crushing,alpha,eric,pepin,higher,balance,institute,hbi

I Miss You Like the Deserts Miss the Rain

imissyoulikethedeserts

mango,saturday night live,,snl,dancer,male dancer,exotic dancer,90s

Randy I am the Liquor

RIATL

trailer park boys

trailer park boys

mrleahy

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

nightwish

VOTE 5

Feral Dogs

theangels

Welcome to Night Vale,Waiting for the the bus in the rain,Old Woman Josie

420 BLAZE IT.

bituphoria

8bit,night at the roxbury,gif,euphoria

I didn't get around to making this last night

emmawatsonisaman

emma watson,ultimate warrior,Richard Dawkins

:(

SaturdayNights

no keywords

get lucky

luckybridge

ah ah ah you didn't say the magic word

udidntsaythemagicword

jurassic park

UFO Sighting on a highway at night

UFOsighting

UFO

All you need is what is love?

whatisallyouneed

what is love,what is love?,what is all you need?,what is all you need,beatles,all you need is love,night at the roxbury

One of the greatest regrets in my life is repressing that memory. I don't remember anything about her, not even her name. I was 12, so was she. I met her at a friend's bar mitzvah and told her she was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. I asked if I could kiss her and the boys around us got excited by the notion of two girls making out and offered us money. So we kissed and we kissed, and the dollars rolled in, but all I wanted was to kiss her in earnest. She did too, so we tried to escape the attention, but no matter where we hid, we were always found. Everything after that is bleary, but I remember leaving that night with a strong sense of shame, which is probably why I repressed the memory in the first place. And now I'm here, sharing this on ytmnd. At least I know in my mind, I kissed the most beautiful girl.

kissingher

kaleidoscope,Max Richter,Vivaldi,The Four Seasons,Spring

Metal Gear Jurassic Park

MetalGearJurassicPark

Metal Gear,Metal Gear Solid,Jurassic Park,T-Rex,Dinosaur,Codec

Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga I know you cant control yourself any longer Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga I know you cant control yourself any longer Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga I know you cant control yourself any longer Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger Dont you fight it til you tried it, do that conga beat Everbody gather round now Let your body feel the heat Dont you worry if you cant dance; Let the music move your feet Its the rhythm of the island, and like the sugar cane so sweet If you want to do the conga, youve got to listen to the beat Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga I know you cant control yourself any longer Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger Dont you fight it til you tried it, do that conga beat Feel the fire of desire, as you dance the night away cause tonight were gonna party, til we see the break of day Better get yourself together, and hold on to what youve got Once the music hits your system, theres no way your gonna stop (repeat 3xs) come on , shake your body baby, do the conga I know you cant control yourself any longer Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger Dont you fight it til you tried it, do that conga beat Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga

comeonshakeyourbodybaby

Florence + The Machine overlaid with "Old School" (2003) This has been sitting on my desktop for months, finally finished it tonight. Had to go to a mental ward for three months after being kidnapped by violent gunmen. Life is cool.

ihadadreamaboutoldschool

Florence,The Machine,Will Farrell,Old School,Streaking,Only If For A Night

The feeling of a long night

nightnightnightnigga

night,scape,nightscape,streets,city

For all admissions into the North Korea guild on Minerealm.

Joinnorthkorea

Jonathan the zombie repeats what he heard on the news one night.

jonathanthepussyfucker

Leo in the night

leoOfTheNight

leo, ,the night,gif,ytmnd,Wolf Of Wall Street

Bad Movie Night

badmovienight

eric dollard is this guy who says in space yuo can't see the sun. and the sun is hollow. he picks up moon man in his car and they go riding down the road. i editted this site in the middle of the night so if you are 1 of the 5 people who seen it before, i changed it from go for a ride, to this what it is, now. after i said it out loud in my mind, again.

ericdollardmoonman

moon man,eric dollard

I was watching some South Park when I was hit with with the same boring Divergent Trailer five fucking times in a row. TWICE!. They weren't even complete trailers. Took some screen shots so you can share the experience.

five-in-a-row

Divergent,ads,five,in a row,comercial,trailer

Hit it NED.

NedSings

super troopers,south park ned,bubbles,techno,south park,ned

brad pitt removes dried pizza sauce and cheese from last nights plates

scrubbing-bubbles

DISHWASHING DETERGENT