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Cakey is their makeup, Catholics try to shake up, All the things that form their lives, but they're... Dead, their sighs, their songs They know what they do is wrong. Stay here with us, it's just time. Transylvanian Concubine.

churchmusicb

inappropriate church music,rasputina

My Phone has been infected for months. Like what the hell, man? How many plagues we gonna get outta CCP this year?

robocalls

COVID-19,Nihao,spam

Mr. Ernst calls the [i]Bacon Man[/i] to help him improve his Ranch, but he steals all of his water because of Corona Virus, also BRAT PACKS are on sale.

whataboutmywater

what about my water,site winner,bacon contest

Appropriate? Inappropriate? I have no idea. What do you think?

masmasmas

rammstein,stripper music,appropriate stripper music,inappropriate stripper music

Here's what I'm gonna do tonight...

treatmyselftonight

treat myself,piper rockelle,sweets,indian,music,song,single,singer,youtube,youtuber

what the hell are you looking at this for asshole this is made for my homies south of the border

deweylean

:(

kazooieded

Banjo-Kazooie,weird,um,i don’t know what to put here ,lol

wait.... this is what he did?

obamatruthalert

obama,economy,econony,trump,drumpf,democrat

WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN GIVING RONALD A WEEKEND BREAKFAST IN BED?

ICANTWAITTOGOTHERE

mcdonalds,burger,WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME

It was all I saw at that moment. Dungarees were in and Purple Rain was on the radio. As a Supreme Court Judge, I monitored the elastic waistbands of [i]hundreds[/i] of female football players. I never knew it would get this far. My brother, a free-lance detective, accusing me of mail fraud, my sister's best friend, who thinks I'm a dog, and the plaintiff's first witness at a trial that I did. This is what he did, he reached his hand down his pants, and started digging around in his crotchal region, and he pulled out some construction paper, some scissors and some glue. And we made a diorama of the soundtrack, to the video game, to Disney's Aladdin.

dungarees

the soundtrack,to the video game,to Disney's Aladdin

What Is it going to feel like?

worldrecordeyes

eyes,closed,medetating,sky,swimmer,pool,sports,extreme sports,champion,championship,World Record

what a time to be alive

ripgrandma

Riding sleds should be fun.

kristoffbjorgman

elsa,anna,frozen,disney,what is love,love,haddaway

DUCKUNT!

wearoverduckhunt

duckunt, duckhunt,panties

Oh no! Somebody has taken Dr. Isaac Kleiner's beans! I bet it was Barney, what a prick.

eatingkleinersbeans

dr. kleiner,half life,half life 2,beans,harry s. robins

No matter what I do (woo!) All I think about is you

piranga

bil,piranga,bonito,beutifol,boy,marcus,skullkid

I also want to come in way under the models.

theprofessionalmodels

coronavirus,trump

Yo, if you could have your own fatality, what would your fatality be?

whatwouldyourfatalitybe

hannibal buress,eric andre

it's amazing what removing an 'R' then moving an 'E' two spaces to the right can do

tenderhatebear

tender heart hate bear my little phony toast and jam,secret Nazi pony

This is exactly what's happening here. This is not a news broadcast.

meonquarantine

quarantine,,trump,covid19,monkey,china,virus

You got a Pussay! I have a Dickuh! So what's the problehm?

sowhatstheproblem

you've got a pussy, pussy,rammstein,rainbow girls,omfggirls

I don't know what this is but you either help me or help me not

helpmenot

help

Has been a long time since i've been here, now i'm back (on a new account, forgot what my old one was)

neatro

Neatro

what will he do

helpmaint

gun,smug,rainbow

this lady tells you exactly how it is and what it is and what you need not do

neverdothis

never,do,this,neverdothis

"Don't worry, it only feels like you're pooping." is a common expression coined by Alan Thicke on the set of Growing Pains. As he was raw dogging a chick in the ass and it was her first time, she became concerned that she pooped everywhere after Thicke's initial penetration and thrust. He comforted her in front of all the cast and crew before continuing. "Don't worry baby, it only feels like you're pooping. My dick feels like a poop in your ass. You've probably taken shits bigger than my dick. Everyone has this experience." He finally began pounding her ferociously and pulled out after 10 seconds and came all over this her very large back. He turned towards the cast and crew and exclaimed, " I hope I'm not laying it on too THICKE!" Everyone clapped, even the random woman he just fucked in the ass clapped. She checked to see if she pooped. Nope, there was no poop. Alan Thicke was right, and she declared, "HE WAS RIGHT, there's no poop! It only FEELS like your pooping!"

upload-some-sites-im-sure-it-wont-be-a-pain-in-the-ass-at-all

be sure to tell 'em LARGE MARGE SENT YA,exactly,Alan Thicke explains to a group of inner city kids that he was in fact "What Willis was Talking About",then someone threw a basketball at his head,uploading mp4 could be pretty great just saying,not telling anyone how to do their shit

Tom from spongebob simply cannot care about what spongebob did to his drink during these trying times.

TomSpongebob

Spongebob,Drink,,Tom,John,Reference,Fools in April

whats your problem

whatsyourproblemgraham

graham,problem,tense1985

for the love of tracker boats

fishing-19

fishing,tracker boats,for the love of tracker boats,covid-19,that's really what the song is called

On April 1st 2020, Max showed us all exactly what he had been doing, Fenriz from Darkthrone tells the story!

april2020

max, ,ytmnd,fenriz,darkthrone,april,2020