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foxlickswindow

fox,window,kiss,lick it up

So a regular customer of mine comes in and I'm like is that all today? He's like /sadface does it matter? It's all going to end on the 23rd. I'm like wtf lol? He's like Planet X man the Nibiru man it's coming. It's going to hit Japan and were all fucked, it's a goverment coverup man to the end of days. Hurricane Harvey was just the beginning. I'm like so your prepared? You have a bunker for me? He's like no no not yet. I've got provisions though.. I'm like your 20 oz mountain dew and m&m's? Lmfao..He's like no man look it up on youtube I'm telling you were all doomed!!! So I decided to make a Ytmnd lol. Here we go 2006 and 2012 all over again. Better sell your homes! ;-D

sept23

Sept 23,2017,End of Days,rapture

Marsupilami and Maurice are getting Rick Rolled by Rick Astley singing "Together Forever". No, This is not "Never Gonna Give You Up".

MarsupilamiandMauriceTogetherForever

Rick Astley,Marsupilami,Maurice,Disney,Together Forever,Raw Toonage,Rick Roll,Rick Roll 2.0,Disco

an old JohnnyLurg site from 2015, reposted. I remember back when I used to talk about Leonard Cohen's famous Suzanne song almost every time I logged into YTMND, and then other Leonard Cohen sites made by my buddy popped up too.

cohn

Leonard Cohen,VLC,Media,Player,Cone,Coneheads,Famous Blue Raincoat

Here's a blast from the past! A true klassix™ from the late 2000's. Best love song ever, shut up idiots.

planewhitehulks

Happy Gilmore and Roger Walters have teamed up! to bring you the Hulkster and Billy HerringTown sing a flavorite rock classic, "Wish You Had Steamer". Out now on iTunez and 8-tracke cassette. Track Listing: Shine On You Hazy Dumpy (420 budjoint remix), Welcome to the (Murdar) Machene, Take a Shit, Wish You Had Steamer, Shine on You Hazy Dumpy (Pee Wee Hermit™ mix)

greenishbrownfloyd

RIP Kurt Cobain

The-fun-is-over

[code]INTRO: In 2101, war was beginning... What happen? Someone set us up the bomb. We get signal. What? Main screen turn on... Because you know I'm all about your base, 'Bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, ha ha haaa Yeah it's pretty clear, someone set us up the bomb But we get signal, signal like I'm supposed to do 'Cause I got that move Zig that all the boys chase All the right bomb in the wave of destruction I see the main screen turn on, working that Photoshop We know that shit ain't real Someone set us up the bomb If you got move Zig just raise 'em up 'Cause you know what you doing take off every Zig Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your size She says, you have no chance to survive make your time You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll, So, if that's what's you're into Then go ahead and move along What you say? Because you know I'm all about your base, 'Bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen? I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base I'm bringin' destruction back Go ahead and tell them skinny bitches Hey No, I'm just playing I know you think you're fat, But I'm here to tell ya You have no chance to survive make your time Yeah, my momma she told me you are on the wave of destruction She says, move Zig move Zig You know what you doing take off every Zig You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll, What you say? So, if that's what's you're into Then go ahead and move along It's you! How are you gentlemen? Ha! Ha! HAAAAAA! Because you know I'm all about that bass, 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base Because you know I'm all about that base, 'Bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base Because you know I'm all about that base, 'Bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base [/code]

aaybr

meghan trainor,all about your base,remix,all your base,all your base are belong to us,move zig,set us up the bomb

LOL! KHANTMND: You'll never want to break up with it because it's so great!

breakers

Breakup,Letter,Dramatic,Reading,Khan,KHANTMND,Best fad ever that it can even make absolutely terrible fads like this one funny when they're Khannonized,VOTE 5

The things you own end up owning you

ttyoeuoy

The things you own end up owning you

Like what de FACK i'm drunk as FACK Turn the FACKING MUSIC UP!

likewhatdefackimdrunkasfack

odd,future,tyler,creator,jamba,cover,shake,german

You are man now

raving-raptor

man,raptor,now,rave,wolf,expert

Windows 98 with dial up noise

ninteysinternet

90s,Internet,90sinternet,Nostalga,dial up

The young man stepped into the hall of mirrors Where he discovered a reflection of himself Even the greatest stars discover themselves in the lookingglass Even the greatest stars discover themselves in the lookingglass Sometimes he saw his real face And sometimes a stranger at his place Even the greatest stars find their face in the looking glass Even the greatest stars find their face in the looking glass He fell in love with the image of himself and suddenly the picture was distorted Even the greatest stars dislike themselves in the looking glass Even the greatest stars dislike themselves in the looking glass He made up the person he wanted to be And changed into a new personality Even the greatest stars change themselves in the looking glass Even the greatest stars change themselves in the looking glass The artist is living in the mirror With the echoes of himself Even the greatest stars live their lives in the looking glass Even the greatest stars live their lives in the looking glass Even the greatest stars fix their face in the looking glass Even the greatest stars fix their face in the looking glass Even the greatest stars live their lives in the looking glass Even the greatest stars live their lives in the looking glass

hallofmirrors

same hyde, kraftwerk,mde,milliondollarextreme

cue rim shot

shuthefuckup

Adrift in a sea of beans, booze and bubble butts, has Moon Man finally gone over the edge?

moonmanpillsandpotions

moon man,nicki minaj,pills and potions,drugs,booze,butt,animated gif

Bottoms up.

drinktime

tom green,alcohol,japan

His crime was looking up the truth.

trashpanda

raccoon

Chris has stepped up to take over for Brian Peppers

chrischanpedoforktranny

Chris Chan,ian brandon anderson,tranny,pedophile,brian,peppers,the bear conductor,Clyde Cash,christine weston chandler,Gay,sonichu,rosechu,pickles,Christian Weston Chandler,Michael Snyder,Mary Lee Walsh

VERSION#1 "Raging Bull" -simple, with a slight explosion! My Bro Jarrod suggested I make some new memes, so I stumbled across this scene from Raging Bull starring Robert De niro and Joe Pesci and thought what to do with it. I am creating a few versions and the one that gets the most views and 5 stars stays and the rest count as rough drafts, unless they all get great success then I will keep them up for y'all. Feel free to make your own versions!

RagingBull

Raging,Bull,Robert,De,Niro,Version,1,Joe,Pesci,explosion,nuke,Punch,me,in,the,face

Splatoon 2 is an upcoming third-person shooter video game developed and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Switch. It is the sequel to the 2015 Wii U title, Splatoon, and is a team-based third-person shooter which is playable by up to eight players in online four-versus-four matches. The game was announced in January 2017, and will be released in Q2/Q3 2017.

splatoon2

Splatoon 2,Nintendo Switch,Summer 2017

Who's up for some Chinese?

whosechns

Who's up for some Chinese?

McLovin fucks up getting his new license

sdhs

McLovin fucks up getting his new license

The show's title character is the superhero alter ego of Ballin 16-year-old (later changed to 17-year-old) Chad Warden who attends H-Town High School. He goes by many different names (e.g.C-Wizzy, Chad Daddy). Chad gained his abilities from a PSTriple bug activated by a "secret key sequence" that must be typed (a reference to the PS3 E3 Conference). The sequence of keys is "BAAAAAAAAAALINNNNN" (the quotes are included), as seen when Anthony Perez types the combination in "The Bitch (Act 2)". The bug manifests when the user presses Delete after entering the string, and was first activated when Chad's bitch crawled onto the keyboard (get that shit off my keyboard, nigga). Becoming absorbed into his PStriple and instantly gaining all the information on the Internet, Chadazoid has ABAP strength and endurance, extraordinary speed and agility, and negligible amounts of gayness. These changes make him a powerful and Ballin force for upholding Sony and dat triple, unless he gets distracted by something like a Ballin game. He has a base called H-Town, a parody of Tampa Flo-day, built by his mute butler, this one lil' fat bitch, I don't even know his fuckin' name. H-Town contains a "Hall of BALLIN Things to Know" and even a Caddy. His greatest weakness, as he once explained to a fanboy, is that he can be imprisoned in a cage with graphite bars charged with Wii dildos. He also expresses a great aversion to "gay niggaz". Peripheral powers come and go: Chadazoid once developed Niggakinesis triggered by anger that was never mentioned again after the episode, and once crossed the globe to yell at a Nintendo fanboy for bitching too loudly, but apologizes to him later in the same plot. He also has the ability to assume the form of Tupac and cover long distances instantaneously, although he just as often simply sticks his dick forward and runs while making swooshing sounds with his mouth (Swish-swoosh), pretending to suck dick Chad can change into and out of Chadazoid at will with the words "BALLIN!" and "Shut the hell up nigga!". When not in Chadazoid mode, Chad looks and acts completely normal, and his family is unaware that anything has happened to him. Chadazoid spends this time in an area of Chad's brain called the ABAPzone, where he reflects, has profound thoughts, and plays Devil May Run Up On A Nigga. While the show's setting is set around H-Town., the locale often varies with the show's humor, taking Chadazoid to locations around the world as needed.

connector

LOL!,VOTE 5

If he keeps this up, stars won't be the only thing shooting...

ShootingStarsTrump

shooting stars,trump,Donald Trump

thumb way up

stmflb

jay sherman,the simpsons,the critic,fame,david bowie

LOL!

prognosticate

VOTE 5

who's gonna tell you when it's too late who's gonna tell you things aren't so great you can't go on thinking nothing's wrong who's gonna drive you home tonight who's gonna pick you up when you fall who's gonna hang it up when you call who's gonna pay attention to your dreams who's gonna plug their ears when you scream you can't go on thinking nothing's wrong who's gonna drive you home tonight who's gonna hold you down when you shake who's gonna come around when you break

PepeDrives

Pepe,The Cars,Drive,drive you home tonight,who's gonna drive you home,who's gonna drive you home tonight

Trump Pumped Up Kicks

TrumpedUpKicks

Trump, Pumped,Up,Kicks

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This is a mock-up of a cover for Republican Party candidate Carly Fiorina. I'm not a fan of her because she almost put HP out of business, but it would have been very interesting if the United States' first female president was Republican instead of Democrat. Enjoy!

carlyfiorinanewsweek

carly fiorina,republican,2016 election,president,presidency,united states of america,newsweek,topix,mock-up,magazine