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everything happens so much

horseebooks

horse ebooks,twitter,dead

Author Tom Clancy dies at 66, Oct 2, 2013

RIPTomClancy

Tom Clancy, Lando is not

Monty Python's summarise Proust competition features this soundbyte. It applies quite generally to all fails on this site and on the Internet at large, maybe in all our lives. I suppose I could kill myself, only then I'd miss the lulz as it were, and yet I wouldn't care much if I were dead, however the trolls need someone to annoy I'm sure.

startagain

Monty Python,Start Again,Fail

I can't even believe I made such a tasteless site. I actually felt physically ill while searching for the sounds and images I used. If you can think of other things that are totally not worse than a dead battery, leave them in the comments!

nothingworse

duralast,nothing worse,disaster,tradgedy,crime,batteries

Song and animation are original.

Rapid-Distruction

Day of the Dead

He's afraid he'd be marooned for all eternity at the center of a dead planet!

cern

Khan

hey bitch

kieran

It does!

iljlmp

stoya,pussy,werd

Did you notice a sign?

ytnd-killbill

sign,notice,YTND,kill bill

ytmnd is not dead

spinalmessiah

sons of thunder

Abducted as a child in Hanoi by a black market adoption agency, Chinaman was sold to an American buyer. After arriving in New York, he became the subject of discrimination, and, after running away from his foster parents, went to the city's Chinatown. He would boast that he was "more Chinese than the Chinese" and hated America and New York City with a passion. Chinaman later became a Navy SEALs swimmer and a special effects artist who specialized in kung fu and chi kung, the latter of which he could use to control his body weight at will, allowing him to walk on water, walls, and ceilings. Chinaman was the most proficient swimmer in the SEALs, and held the world record for longest time spent under water by a person. He possessed a full body tattoo of a dragon, which apparently came to life upon contact with water. When the unit was liquidated in late 2008, Chinaman was among the members who were killed.

agency

Dead Cell

Old Boy was a former colonel in the German Defence Force who participated in World War II. He was given his nickname by those who feared him, along with that of the "Devil," though he was also regarded as a legendary hero. Having been a mentor to several world-renowned soldiers and mercenaries, Old Boy later served in the Navy SEALs anti-terrorist unit Dead Cell at over 100 years old, utilizing his vast cunning and experience. He would often fight with weapons and equipment from World War II, such as the Panzerfaust. Despite his age, Old Boy remained a shrewd man. When the unit was liquidated in late 2008, Old Boy was among the members who were killed.

mentor

Dead Cell

Jack Nicholson's thoughts on Ariel Castro's suicide.

arielcastrololdead

Ariel Castro,Joker,Jack Nicholson,LOL dead,Dead Giveaway,Big Testicles

you, me, yo mama, yo granmama, etc

deadtomorrow

Lance Bean from Contra, may he rest in peace.

lancebeantribute

Contra,Contra: Shattered Soldier,Lance Bean,Dead,Project X Zone,Contra Shattered Soldier,Shattered Soldier,Bill Rizer

Max relaxes by discofinger dancing to Funky Worm with Stephanie and Michael Jackson while wearing a YTMND t-shirt and shaving with a Razor Gator Pez after having swine flu in Christmas 2012. I would really like to see a real version, though! Please someone make it! Also, enough relaxing, Max! Start a new contest!

listening

2012,Discofinger,Funky Worm,Razor Gator,YTMND T-shirt,Pedotown,Pez,swine flu,dead celebrities,merry Christmas,Relax Max,contests

Just another day in Duckburg

ducklips

duck face pussy ducktales cunt lips

Felipe's Jetta was totaled on the mean streets of Los Angeles

RIPjetta

Volkswagen,Jetta,VW,Cars,Automobiles,Los Angeles

I know the "Emo" fad is dead now, but I wanted to do my own version of the attempted suicide scene from Shuffle.

emoanimeshuffle2

Shuffle,Emo,Linkin Park,Simple Plan

Curious George just wanted some bananas, a hunter ended up with both.

BushMeat

george,monkey,banana,yellow hat,dead

I don't really care about Sonic being in Project X Zone, and I'm not against anyone who wanted Sonic in the game, but since he's part of Sega and Sega plays a major role for this game... Yeah. This is also the first Project X Zone related YTMND made.

projectxzone

Sakura Wars,Project X Zone,Namco X Capcom,Sakura Taisen,Space Channel 5,Die Hard,Valkyria Chronicles,Mega Man,Ghosts 'n Goblins,Namco,Capcom,Sega,The House of the Dead,.hack,Resident Evil,Street Fighter,Super Robot Wars,Super Robot Taisen,Tekken,Darkstalkers,Devil May Cry,Virtua Fighter,Dead Rising,Shining Force,Rejected Sonic Zone,Sonic the Hedgehog,Xenosaga

Drop Dead Legs. This is a social commentary.

dropdeadlegs

social commentary,,drop dead legs,can halen,dog,crossing paws,heels,female,glamorous,1950s,housewife

"I'd only wear a tye-dye shirt if it were made from the blood of Gerry Garcia and the urine of Phil Collins." -Kurt Cobain

the-land-of-teen-spirit

Nirvana,Genesis,Phil Collins,Kurt Cobain,Mashup

In tonight's episode, the role of Billy Dee Williams will be played by Carl Weathers and the role of Carl Weathers will be played by Billy Dee Williams.

helenthomasisdead

helen thomas,will,be,cast,into,a,sarlacc,by,lando

They should have taken her advice. Made for DavidGX.com

evacuatedancefloor

dance, collapse, israel,floor,death,fall,wedding,Cascada,dead,funny

Be the only man in her life. (batteries not included)

batteriesnotincluded

janine,rubber pussy,vibrating,battery

rip toney surprango

cantspellgandolfiniwithout

obvious joke

They say those who see this are found the next morning, dead. Cause of death? Their entire skull was sucked out of their nose. You have been warned.

Adalien

Saints Row The Third

srt3

saints,,row,the,third,srt3,srt,saints row,saints row the third,you,spin,me,right,round,you spin me right round,dead,or,alive,dead or alive,gas station,gas,station

Moon Man is awesome!

landoisnotdead

moon man,kkk,KKK