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Surgery was a success

sacredringtones

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You remember that guy who played Data from Star Trek? Wonder what he's doing nowadays.

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What is a man?!

Amiserablepileofseacrests

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picard rave

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French modeling agent Jean-Luc Brunel found dead in prison cell. (CNN)French modeling agent Jean-Luc Brunel, a longtime associate of disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein, has been found dead in his prison cell, a spokesperson for the Paris prosecutor's office said. Brunel was found alone, hanged with bedsheets, in his jail cell at the Santé prison in the French capital at around 1:30 a.m. local time on Saturday, the prosecutor's office told CNN. It would not comment on whether Brunel killed himself, adding an investigation into the cause of death has been opened, "as it is systematically done in these cases," entrusted to the French judicial police. Brunel's French lawyers told CNN their client's "decision was not guided by guilt, but by a sense of injustice." "Jean-Luc Brunel has never stopped claiming his innocence. He has multiplied his efforts to prove it. A judge had released him a few months ago, and then he was re-incarcerated in undignified conditions," a statement sent to CNN by his lawyers Mathias Chichportich, Marianne Abgrall and Christophe Ingrain read. Accused of rape by several former top models, which he denied, the 75-year-old was put under formal investigation in France in late June 2021 for "rape of a minor over 15," the prosecutor's office confirmed. Brunel was arrested at Paris Charles de Gaulle Airport in December 2020 on counts of "rape and sexual assault, rape and sexual assault on a minor under 15, rape and sexual assault on a minor over 15, sexual harassment, criminal associations and human trafficking to the detriment of minor victims for the purposes of sexual exploitation." He was released under judicial supervision for a few days in November 2021, before being returned to prison by decision of the Paris Court of Appeals. He appealed the decision as the prosecution prepared its case. Brunel's arrest was part of a probe launched in 2019 by French prosecutors, targeting "acts of sexual nature likely to have been committed by Jeffrey Epstein and possible accomplices," based on checks and cross-checks carried out on information provided to the Paris public prosecutor's office and exchanges with US authorities. Epstein was found dead in his prison cell in the United States on August 10, 2019. He was awaiting trial at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan, after pleaded not guilty to federal charges accusing him of operating a sex trafficking ring from 2002 to 2005 at his Manhattan mansion and his Palm Beach estate, and allegedly paying girls as young as 14 for sex. A medical examiner ruled his death was suicide by hanging.

brunel

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Only Brian Peppers knows!

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It has been reduced to nothing.

PS3sadness

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Star Trek Rap Video: Picard's Big Rap!

starap

Star Trek Rap Video: Picard's Big Rap!

This is the leaked pornographic tape of famous Atlanta rapper Playboi Carti. The woman in the video is unknown, but she may be a Instagram model of some sort. Please be careful when you click this. Your asshole might tear open once he reveals his penis.

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I checked and this hasn't been done before

ackard

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Wooooohoooo!

neverendingtears

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Long forgotten comrades

IWantToGoBack

Old Meems,Shattered Dreams,Bloody Creams

barely edited excerpt from television program. - open to interpretation. - i made this in april

vaccinetmnd

LOL!

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VOTE 5

I finally made Khanstlevania stage 6 after 12 literal years. It's over on YouTube, go check it out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79T5ZuIIl68

kv

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It has its own theme song

cockard

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Now that you've "do"ne Ben Stiller's stage, escaped Olmec's temple, moved the Blob, ruined Lindsay Lohan's LAIFE, removed the snakes from the plane, gotten your ice cream back from the sea monster, "engaged" Picard, and shoved a deal-dough up Chad Warden's ass, it's time for the final showdown with Dr. FAGGOT. Except it's probably not final because you just know he's going to pull this whole routine again sooner or later...

staging

LOL!,VOTE 5

LOL IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S A NUMBER THAT'S SLANG FOR A SEX ACT ALSO PICARD IS HERE BUT THAT DOESN'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE SEXUAL CONNOTATIONS OF THIS NUMBER

thiswasreallyannoyingtomix

LOL!,VOTE 5

Lmao I suck

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Castlevania in real life.

castlevaniairl

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Hey... I'm your cha'DIch

chaDIch

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See, this is an example of the kind of funny site you should make

gonlaaz

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as i was telling kassius, right now teens on tik tok are review bombing trump's ratings on google and some of the reviews are pretty funny it kind of makes me realize how archaic ytmnd is compared to apps like tik tok that's where the youth is people that are nostalgic for ytmnd are probably closer to 40 nothing wrong with being a 40 year old who likes to post gifs about picard to the internet, though can't stay cool forever

cantstaycoolforever

zaalnog,coolest kid you know on ytmnd

You can downvote it if you want but I’m already making parts 2 and 3.

locutusofpicard

Image kind of(?) matches sound.

locutusofytmnd

ytmnd,locutus,picard

BIG BLOODY BLIPPIN' BAY

stansellstoyou

stan sells,Demoman,heeh,heh

Agnes' reaction to Star Trek: Picard series

picardseriesFail

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THIS IS LOUD LOL

Stpicardsong

I am drunk. Don't judge me.

picardfeld

Picard,Seinfeld,™,®,©

Fucking Flittermice As Satans Spys! Flittermice are the flitter and the mice that fly out of the thing and the frog and the arch arch arh rargh rarh

fuckingflittermice

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