?Lando Calrissian > Han Solo |
Wesyeed |
(3.67) |
733 |
2015-08-23 |
description:
Some line I came up with and the origin for Han's "I prefer a straight fight line." If I had it my way I'd make Lando a huge influence on han's dialogue in most of the movie as if he's constantly ripping off Lando from time to time.
Sorta parallels how he ripped off the Falcon too.
domain:
LandoRules
keywords:
my,thoughts,on,shit,star,wars
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?lacrossestar83TMND: JOKE on the Water (BRAN... |
madDogSoldier |
(3.72) |
3,382 |
2015-08-21 |
description:
We all came out to YTMND
On the POLAND shoreline
To make SITES IN THEIR BASEMENT
We didn't have much time
Lacrossestar83 and your Mothers
Were at the best place around
But some moon man with a kramer
Burned the site to the ground
JOKE on the wAAAAter, a EAR RAPE in the sky
JOKE on the wAAAAter
They burned down the funny site
It died with an awful sound
a funky LANDO was running in and out
Pulling FRENEMIES out the ground
When it all was over
We had to find another place
But POLAND time was running out
It seemed that we would lose the race
JOKE on the water, a fire in the sky
JOKE on the water
We ended up at Youre the Man Now Dog
It was empty, cold and bare
But with the MOON KKKrew thing just outside
Making our music there
With a few red BONGS, a few old beds
We made a place to POOP STAINS
No matter what we get out of this
I know, I know we'll never forget
JOKE on the wAAAAter, a EAR RAPE in the sky
JOKE on the wAAAAter
domain:
tournamenting
keywords:
VOTE 5
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?MOONMAN MAKKKER IS BACK! |
ImOnlySlightlyRacist |
(4.00) |
7,567 |
2015-08-20 |
description:
It's True! It's up and running again!
http://superdreamkilla.heliohost.org/moonman/
domain:
moonman-makkker
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?Famery-Gai visits the BEACH MAYOR and gets G... |
HarveyMilk |
(2.75) |
808 |
2015-08-19 |
description:
Tootles loses his fucking marbles! [spoil]up his ass[/spoil]
domain:
sometimes-the-world-looks-perfect
keywords:
sweatpants,According to GYM
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?(nsfw) FlowerRaveLCDDEM (EPILEPSY) |
EmperorAxeon |
(2.00) |
2,274 |
2015-08-17 |
description:
This is the flower rave from LCD DEM. Get up and dance
domain:
flowerrave
keywords:
LCDDEM,Yume Nikki,LCD DEM,Koronba
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?VICTORY! I HAVE 2 SITES ON UP AND COMIN... |
Locke5 |
(1.00) |
604 |
2015-08-12 |
description:
VOTE 5 FOR EPIC VICTORY!
domain:
newvictory
keywords:
victory
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?Paul Blart has a heart attack and spills Skittles all o... |
Famery-Gai |
(3.78) |
2,036 |
2015-08-09 |
description:
Malt Cop is the sequel to Pauly Shore in Bio-Dome
domain:
dammit-will
keywords:
Tim and Eric's Zone Theory,make your probos healthy,become perfect man
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?Laughing Cowboy Man |
RubilacEx |
(1.00) |
350 |
2015-07-27 |
description:
The phone rings and Sephiroth picks it up.
domain:
laughingcowboy
keywords:
laughing cowboy man
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?Moon Man Makkker goes kkkrazy on me and has ... |
ldrancer |
(2.78) |
2,134 |
2015-07-22 |
description:
fuck.
domain:
moonmanmakkker
keywords:
moon man makkker,moon man
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?Lion King Cock |
shockerjoe |
(5.00) |
727 |
2015-07-21 |
description:
nate holds his cock up
domain:
lionkingcock
keywords:
lion king cock
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?Welcome To The Arch Deluxe Zone |
Paper |
(4.60) |
1,962 |
2015-07-20 |
description:
Kick back in the lap of luxury with the Arch Deluxe!
domain:
archdeluxe
keywords:
arch deluxe,burger,luxury,grown-up taste
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?The Triumvirate: The New KKK's Leaders |
RubilacEx |
(3.33) |
1,177 |
2015-07-19 |
description:
After decades of relative dormancy, the infamous Triple K Mafia is back to their old ways. Their heinous new leaders, known as the Triumvirate, spew vitriol so powerful it kicks up the racial hatred of the klansmen back to a violent pitch.
domain:
triumvirate
keywords:
moon man,ben garrison,kkk
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?(nsfw) GOOD SHIT |
TheMorty |
(1.00) |
1,225 |
2015-07-18 |
description:
sign me the FUCK up ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ good shit goเฑฆิ sHit๐ thats โ some good๐๐shit right๐๐th ๐ ere๐๐๐ rightโthere โโif i doโฦฝaาฏ so my sel๏ฝ ๐ฏ i say so ๐ฏ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต แตสฐแตสณแต) mMMMMแทะ๐ฏ ๐๐ ๐ะO0ะเฌ ๏ผฏOO๏ผฏOะเฌ เฌ Ooooแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแต๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐Good shit
domain:
signmethefuckup
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?Dimensional Voyage |
Reservoirdogs12 |
(4.00) |
3,077 |
2015-07-17 |
description:
i ate some stuff i found on the floor now i do not feel good the stuff was a weird smell and now i want to throw up it was strange should i call for a ambulanceee i donno
domain:
dv
keywords:
american dad,trippy,experimental
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?CHUCKIN DEUCES UP AT YOU BITCHES. RICH... |
kirsten889 |
(2.00) |
315 |
2015-07-13 |
description:
I GO RICHARD NIXON I GO I GO RICHARD NIXON
domain:
igorichardnixon
keywords:
richard nixon
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?Get Your 45 On |
Scockery |
(1.00) |
397 |
2015-07-11 |
description:
Tell your friend the communist to lighten up.
domain:
soakupthesin
keywords:
Lando,Sheryl Crowe,Rod,guns and booze the greatest things in life
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?Tracy Gif |
eherman |
(1.00) |
949 |
2015-07-07 |
description:
Tracy talking it up at WCNYC'14
domain:
tracy-gif
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?Don't Drop the donut |
angieface |
(2.00) |
2,385 |
2015-07-05 |
description:
That moment when you're hungry and regrettably drop your food on the ground. You must consider the unwritten law: The Five Second Rule: mandating that if food or another consumable substance fall on the floor it may be picked up and eaten within 5 seconds. This suggests that it takes at least six seconds for dirt and germs to move from one surface to another causing contamination.
domain:
fivesecondrule101
keywords:
donuts,dropdropthem,youmaydie,fail,foodie,fivesecondrule,foodjunkie,germaphobe,droppedfood
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?JUST DO IT. |
assdong |
(4.67) |
2,384 |
2015-07-03 |
description:
DO IT, JUST DO IT, don't let your dreams be dreams, yesterday you said tomorrow, SO JUST DO IT, SO JUST DO IT, MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE, JUST DO IT, some people dream success, while you wake up and work HARD AT IT, NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE, you should get to the point where any one else would quit, and your not gonna stop there, NO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, DO IT, JUST DO IT, YES YOU CAN, JUST DO IT, if your tired of starting over stop giving up.
domain:
dontletyourdreamsbedreams
keywords:
meme,justdoit
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?Help! I've fallen and I can't get up! |
StephKeller |
(1.00) |
337 |
2015-06-30 |
description:
a
domain:
helpivefallenandyouknowtherest
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?Dusty Got Married! |
CyberneticEmpire |
(2.00) |
1,399 |
2015-06-29 |
description:
This is my gift to my friend Dusty and his wonderful new wife Crystal. Congratulation you two!
I felt the love
I breathed the air
I touched the rain
I wiped a tear
I saw the moon
I heard the wind
And now my new life
Will soon begin
I had to go
But it’s okay
You see I’m with you
In a different way
And you must carry on
Carry on, carry on my love (repeat)
I walked the earth
This land so free
These gifts of joy
I took with me
A tree grows high
A leaf will fall
Whispers of love
I hear her call
You must be strong
Your chin up high
Yes I still live
I did not die
I had to go
But it’s okay
You see I’m with you
in a different way
We had to go
But it’s okay
You see we’re with you
In a different way
And you must carry on
Carry on, carry on my love (repeat)
We are so strong
Good and beautiful (repeat)
AMERICA! :p
domain:
goodbyedusty
keywords:
marriage,wedding,friends
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?Sorry Suzanne |
drambus |
(4.00) |
1,027 |
2015-06-27 |
description:
Listen up Sue, it's time. The takeover will occur. Hell will rise. Doombus era begins.
domain:
yourtimehascomesusan
keywords:
suzanne,the end of time,drambus,drimble,doodlebop,doombus,the hollies,sorry
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?Fill Me Up |
drambus |
(3.00) |
1,215 |
2015-06-27 |
description:
Thanks lorde.
domain:
fillmeupjangus
keywords:
fill me up,christian way,got a flat,better fix it,casey anthony,drambus
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?Dreamy bee dreams |
Reservoirdogs12 |
(4.20) |
832 |
2015-06-26 |
description:
Elite
domain:
dreambeesdreamy
keywords:
bee dreams,dream dreams,bee bee,buzz jfk,bee dream dreammy,jackass,buzz,buzzy
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?Pointless Artistic Flower Site |
Audovoice |
(4.00) |
2,846 |
2015-06-25 |
description:
Was messing around with some flower gifs and came up with this.
You may be annoyed this does not have a joke but you can't claim it is something other then what its labeled.
In before "its not labeled sh*t."
domain:
FlowersBlooming
keywords:
flower,bloom,wind,sea,fish,cloud
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?Growing Up In Texas... |
Reservoirdogs12 |
(3.86) |
1,202 |
2015-06-23 |
description:
A forensic analysis.
domain:
fruitpieangst
keywords:
nut kick,bobby hill,angst,king of the hill,pink freud,pink floyd
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?Dr. Worm can actually play the drums |
panxalxixlae |
(3.00) |
1,487 |
2015-06-23 |
description:
dr. worm digs up to his future band and gets in band members pants
domain:
dothestankyworm
keywords:
worm,drums ,pants,leg,movement
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?Hestia and Bell Caramelldansen |
Ebb1993 |
(3.40) |
1,216 |
2015-06-23 |
description:
Just look at them! It looks like Caramelldansen!
domain:
hestiacaramelldansen
keywords:
Is it Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon,DanMachi,Hestia,Bell,Teeth,Caramelldansen
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?we're goin to the moon |
keyyek |
(4.13) |
2,275 |
2015-06-16 |
description:
we're goin to the moon
domain:
weregointothemoon
keywords:
moon,goin,mattingly,lovell,haise,don't give up mattingly,apollo 13,kansas is boring,the moon is kind of boring too once you get there you know,wewgas
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?The book! Give it up now and I'll kill you! |
woman |
(4.00) |
804 |
2015-06-15 |
description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
threats
keywords:
VOTE 5
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