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dennis hopper gets shampoo in his dick and punches out a group of midgets who look like tiny corey feldmans

lotsofchocolaterolos

eat some chocolate rolos

Superman agrees with a particular song by 3 Doors Down and finds it to be highly relatable. Upon listening for several hours, Superman finally realizes what he must do and calls up his talent agent and says, "Bob, I think I'm ready to do orange juice commercials." to which his talent agent responds, "Bullshit, we're mac and cheese people now... we don't do orange juice commercials. You had your window, but now it is closed because for 7 years you fought with me on it. You were just too afraid." Superman becomes enraged and screams into the phone, "I WASN'T SHIIIIT!" and shoves the receiver up his ass and orders Domino's pizza. But the pizza had too much garlic on it, and then raisins happened. And Gary Busey died. But it was only a movie in which the character Gary Busey was playing was killed. When Gary Busey realizes this, he turns inside out and enters a new undiscovered universe parallel to our own. Through this universe, Gary Busey is able to travel back in time and aid Superman into doing orange juice commercials. When Gary Busey finally convinces Superman to appear in a little number for Tropicana, but Deee-Lite shows up, then music happens. And Gary Busey dies for real. His last words: "It got too funky."

myfathertouchedmybutthole

groove is in the heart bitch

A vampire movie I wanna see!

Silverbullets

Vampires, Boondock Saints, twilight fag

andy loves chocolate milk

backthenandy

Sounds of the pinball game version of the hollywood blockbuster hit!

apollopinball

Apollo 13 pinball movie space

HARRY POTTER ACTRESS BEATEN, CALLED A PROSTITUTE BY FAMILY FOR SEEING NON-MUSLIM Afshan Azad, the 22-year-old British actress who portrayed Padma Patil, a classmate of Harry Potter in the blockbuster Hollywood films, was reportedly beaten, called a ‘whore’ and threatened with death by members of her own family after dating a young, non-Muslim man. According to the UK’s Daily Mail, the young actress was assaulted and called a ‘prostitute’ after she met with a young Hindu man — a potential relationship that apparently angered her father and brother. After her family members threatened to kill her, Azad reportedly fled the family’s home through her bedroom window. The movie star is apparently so frightened of her brother and father, she has refused to confront them in court. Both men were charged with making threats to kill her and her brother was also charged with assault occasioning actual bodily harm on his sister. Instead of both going on trial today, the prosecution decided to accept a guilty plea of assault by her brother, and both men were formally found not guilty of making threats to kill. … Richard Vardon QC, prosecuting, told the court: ‘The incident took place on Saturday 21 of May at the home address of the family in Longsight, Manchester. ‘The prosecution allegation in essence is she was the victim of a wholly unnecessary and unpleasant assault by her brother. ‘The reason for the assault, apparently her association with a Hindu young man, that apparently being disapproved of by her family who are Muslim. http://www.theblaze.com/stories/harry-potter-actress-beaten-called-a-prostitute-by-family-for-seeing-non-muslim/#comments

enlightened

harry potter, prostitute, muslim, hassan, actress, Afshan Azad, england, uk, islam, daily mail

Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus

thebestmovieevar

Mega shark ytmnd giant octopus crocodile dinosaur crocosaurus 201 asylum

Let's do it for Johnny, man!

doitforjohnny

80's, The Outsiders, Movies, Clips, Funny, Matt Dillon

LASERS

FromChocolateWithLasers

BARON LASERS, STOLEN

The Penguins and Chocolate Song

penguinsandchocolate

The Penguins and Chocolate Song

good movie

blow1

blow blinded by the light johnny depp

Another example of Walt Disney planting antisemitism into movies.....it's funny!

lionkingnazi

nazi, hitler, scar, lion, king, speech, third, reich

The most epic duel of fates imaginable

reaganvspredator

predator, reagan, alien, president, glenn, beck, movie, photoshop, lol, kitty, vag

Jigsaw relaxes in his lair and watches some TV when he stumbles upon his favorite movie.

jigsawlikesdanieldaylewis

jigsaw,saw,john,kramer,there will be blood,daniel plainview,fuko,tits,mask,garbage day

user oke

staticckk

tmtmnd

I drive a Chevrolet Movie Theater.

interiorcrocodileclligator

Interior, Crocodile, Alligator, drive, movie, theater, Rice, Krispies, cereal

If you have epilepsy don't watch this.

TheMovie

Or do.

An offer he can't refuse, delicious, caramel heaven.

ThisIsBadNews

Chocolate, Chocolate fad, Godfather, The Godfather, Chocolate! Bad News, It's bad news

Was that a hidden Ace Attorney reference in this movie?

scottpilgrimobjection

scott, pilgrim, vs, the, world, phoenix, wright, ace, attorney, objection

well played Kruger, well played.

theyrenevergoingtogetmeeee

Kruger, movie with a billion names that I don't want to type out right now

Dino De Laurentiis, producer of good movies, died

DinoDeLaurentiis

Dino De Laurentiis, good movies, dune, flash gordon, raw deal, maximum overdrive, hannibal, conan

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends

admitone

Lazytown, stephanie, movies, films, sportacus, robbie rotten, girls, duran duran

Racial Segregation??? GREAT SCOTT!!

racialsegregationGREATSCOTT

Back,To,The,Future,Christopher,Llyod,Civil,Rights,Famous,movies

Rivers of chocolate.

riversofchocolate

flood, tragedy, chocolate, spongebob

Batman comes out of the closet in the next movie.

batboner2

batman, robin, sexy, ass, pounding, nolan, gay, kissing, dick, gayson, buttman, jesus, christ, brokebat, mountain

I realized one day, and then pointed it out to my friend, that the intros to the movies "Ernest Scared Stupid" and "The Pest" both sound like they could musically go together if remixed. He agreed. So, I tried it, and failed. What I thought would be a nice remix just became a "mix" with out-of-sync drum beats. But oh well. Happy Halloween, YTMND.

happyhalloweenytmnd

ernest scared stupid the pest musical intro opening credits movies mix remix re mix happy halloween ytmnd

I worked really hard on ripping this in virtualdub so vote appropriately. I might even do like fourest and yank 3 more clips out of this movie.

bullshiterz

Bullshiterz, Fist of legend

Kanye West replaced his teeth with diamonds so he can become the next Bond henchman. but they quit making bond movies.

HisNameIsGrillz

Grillz, he kills people, Kanye, Kanye West, James Bond, Bond

The only funny moment in the entirety of the movie "Benchwarmers".

cinnamonrolls

cinnamon,rolls,old,man,benchwarmers,funny,crazy

Everyone loves movie rips turned faggy short films!!

fillitin

joke, hilarity ensues, fill in, blank, easy, too long, speed, keanu, watermark, saw that coming from a mile away