?ytmnd is fat |
Famery-Gai |
(3.76) |
3,849 |
2011-10-01 |
description:
About 2 weeks ago I accidentally cut my fingernails too short and became extremely hungry. So I strolled down to McDonalds to get some double cheeseburgers and fries. When I began eating my fries, something horrible happened--the salt got all over my freshly cut nails and stung like a bitch. The fries were so damn good that I couldn't stop eating them despite the pain. Later on in the night, my hands began trembling in agony.
The following morning I went to see the doctor for help, and when he finally got in and inspected my fingers his face turned ghost white; he lowered his glasses, stared me straight in the eye and said, "I'm... I'm sorry Famery-Gai, but there was just too much damn salt on those fries..."
The doctor then turned around and got a sawzall out of the cupboard and jazzle-fuckered my arms off in a bloody mess. Needless to say, I can no longer use a computer without assistance. Luckily enough, I was able to hire an old woman from a homeless shelter--hopefully Grace will be willing to help me continue my ytmnd adventures. Or at least give me dirty handjobs.
domain:
exerciseTMND
keywords:
everybody loves raymond
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?KGB Academy |
dmedved |
(3.00) |
1,370 |
2011-09-28 |
description:
Tango Night @ Blue Crab Bar, Moscow
domain:
bluecrab
keywords:
putin,tango,night wolves,crab,election,russia,medvedev,kudrin,fsb,kgb
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?Daniel Plainview Downloads a New Desktop |
HarveyMilk |
(3.60) |
1,418 |
2011-09-26 |
description:
this isn't where i parked my car
domain:
danimal-tableviews
keywords:
i will drink your shake
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?June 1968 (Oh What A Night) |
shaffy |
(3.11) |
2,423 |
2011-09-23 |
description:
RIP Robert Kennedy
domain:
robertkenne-DIE
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?Backstreet Trailer Park Boys |
Codemanrose |
(3.97) |
6,421 |
2011-09-22 |
description:
Everybody, Baaaam!
domain:
BSTPB
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?Swanson Friday |
cbellanger |
(3.33) |
1,710 |
2011-09-16 |
description:
Ron Swanson's favorite day of the week
domain:
swansonfriday
keywords:
ron swanson,,rebecca black,parks and recreation
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?(nsfw) Jerry Seinfeld Working It Night By Night |
shaffy |
(3.50) |
2,347 |
2011-09-10 |
description:
yup
domain:
SexyJew
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?Night of the Doubtfuckers2 |
Famery-Gai |
(3.77) |
4,621 |
2011-09-10 |
description:
Mrs. Doubtfire makes a sandwich
domain:
doubtfuckers2
keywords:
horse warz
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?Night of the DoubtFuckers |
Famery-Gai |
(3.74) |
2,823 |
2011-09-10 |
description:
Night of the DoubtFuckers
domain:
doubtfuckers1
keywords:
Night of the DoubtFuckers
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?(nsfw) Moon Man makes Friday nights interesting |
moonmanfan |
(3.10) |
2,857 |
2011-09-09 |
description:
Moon Man is awesome.
domain:
moonmanfriday
keywords:
moon man
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?What Is Reagan |
WoodrowWilson |
(2.33) |
1,078 |
2011-09-06 |
description:
REAGAN SMASH IS LOVE WUT
domain:
whatisreagan
keywords:
what is love haddaway night at the roxburry roxberry reagan usa presidents ronald dance
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?(nsfw) Ass Man Cuddon |
SteveWhite23 |
(1.00) |
1,008 |
2011-09-03 |
description:
My friend Cuddon shows his sack n crack on a night out drunk
domain:
SacknCrack
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?Just Another Boring Night On YTMND |
AngelinaJolie |
(1.33) |
661 |
2011-08-29 |
description:
sports
domain:
theyareallthesame
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?Don't Hide Your Desires |
dinosaur10 |
(3.67) |
2,269 |
2011-08-24 |
description:
Don't deny your desire for it
domain:
youknowyouwantit
keywords:
beautiful, ,hot,sexy,night,glorious,no,escape
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?What is Pooh? |
tobster85 |
(3.33) |
1,722 |
2011-08-19 |
description:
What is Pooh?
domain:
whatispooh
keywords:
Night at the Roxbury,Roxbury,What is love,Pooh
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?Night time, day time. |
timm3h |
(3.03) |
1,911 |
2011-08-18 |
description:
I'm playing night time, day time!
domain:
nightimedaytime
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?Disco Volde |
mysticsnows |
(3.40) |
2,208 |
2011-08-03 |
description:
Disco through the night
domain:
discovolde
keywords:
harry potter,voldemort,disco
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?Dr. Light dispatches the undead with a bullwhip |
Dasyati |
(3.98) |
5,040 |
2011-07-31 |
description:
Eaglehat Movie Night @ eh.flyinglobsters.com:3911
domain:
demonicbastard
keywords:
dr light also taught harrison ford how to use a whip,and then he found that meteah,and then he starred in a bunch of westerns in the 40s and 50s,and then he found doctah wahwee,and the neighbors were complaining because of the noise,so right from the beginning dr light had a bad name,SO I STARTED EVERYTHING W-MEGAMAN
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?What max needs to put on the new front page! |
GaryGnu |
(2.00) |
1,351 |
2011-07-22 |
description:
max needs to bring back rolos
domain:
rolotony4ever
keywords:
rolos, rolo tony,night of the unicorns,magic
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?Lastimero makes a YTMND |
Lastimero |
(4.45) |
8,649 |
2011-07-20 |
description:
For my 50th site, I invite you to an exclusive behind-the-scenes look at how one of my recent sites came to be.
domain:
behind-the-scenes
keywords:
sneak,peak,behind,scenes,making of,big fan,patton,,oswalt,parking garage,EmployedLoser
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?Alex's Dance Last Night |
ShelbyKaikaru |
(1.00) |
620 |
2011-07-17 |
description:
There was a party last night and Alex was invited.
domain:
alexsdancelastnight
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?522 Park Drive |
brsox604 |
(4.50) |
1,972 |
2011-07-15 |
description:
Eating sandwiches
domain:
fivetwentytwo
keywords:
sandwich
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?I Wanna Joke With You |
Guano |
(4.27) |
5,786 |
2011-07-14 |
description:
Joke the night away.
domain:
iwannajokewithyou
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?Regular Show in Beavis and Butt-Head: Part II |
GIFripper102 |
(3.50) |
1,803 |
2011-07-13 |
description:
There back. Now on a new adventure as they fight against there other enemy's including Snowballs the Ice Monster, Doug, The Night Owl, Rabid Ron, Principal McVicker, Susan, Coach Bradley Buzzcut, The Unicorns, Garrett Bobby Ferguson, The Astronauts, Mr. Manners/Mr. Candy, Slade, Leroy, Janitor/crazy farmer, Todd Ianuzzi, Muscle Man's brother, and more. The fight to the death continues right NOW! On YTMND.
domain:
marvbabh2
keywords:
Regular Show, Beavis and Butt-Head
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?Winter Haze |
serpentrampant |
(2.83) |
1,067 |
2011-07-09 |
description:
Sherdley Park, England
domain:
winterhaze
keywords:
Sherdley Park, England, winter, fog, haze
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?I am the Ualuealuealeuale |
GIFripper102 |
(1.00) |
1,268 |
2011-07-09 |
description:
Hank: I am the Ualuealuealeuale!
Dr. Venture: Yes, yes. You're The Ualuealuealeuale! And The Bat is the reason why we didn't take Best Group Costume... again! Last year, it was Phineas Flynn, Ferb Fletcher, the Platypus, and The Ualuealuealeuale! Oh, and how about the time we were the hard-rocking quartet of Gene Simmons, Hesh Hepplewhite, Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, and The Ualuealuealeuale?!?
Hank: The night is mine!
domain:
vbbatman
keywords:
The Venture Bros
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?i had a dream about you in this outfit last night |
mik3m |
(2.00) |
682 |
2011-07-02 |
description:
okay it was probably because i was drinking last night but it was a really good dream
domain:
technicalmachine
keywords:
ipod, nano
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?Raptor KHANsus saves a Kirk... |
fearkhandom |
(1.00) |
1,439 |
2011-06-30 |
description:
Raptor KHANsus saves a Kirk...to be marooned for all eternity at the center of a dead planet, even holy KHANosaurs hafta have revenge sometimes...KHAAAAN!
domain:
raptorkhan
keywords:
Raptor KHANsus,reliKHAN,Kirk of Khan,KHANrassic Park
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?Last Friday Night |
codyleeheyveld |
(1.00) |
1,465 |
2011-06-30 |
description:
DO IT ALLLLL AGAIN! And he does.
domain:
lastfridaynight
keywords:
last friday night, tyler, sleep, sleeping, last, friday, night, fri, katy perry, katy, perry, pop, music,
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?Park Soyeon doesn't change facial expressi... |
white232 |
(1.00) |
1,437 |
2011-06-28 |
description:
Park Soyeon doesn't change facial expressions
domain:
psoy
keywords:
soyeon, t-ara, tara, park, park soyeon, kpop, korea, change, facial, expressions
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