?(nsfw) You can stick it up your own, asshole. |
requiett |
(2.80) |
1,918 |
2014-05-07 |
description:
I would if I could... BITCH.
domain:
iwouldificouldbitch
keywords:
asshole,would,could,bitch,stick,own
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?I said bitch its that turnip |
stickyturnip |
(2.40) |
1,203 |
2014-05-05 |
description:
"I said bitch its that turnip" -Trinidad James
domain:
itsthatturnip
keywords:
turnip Trinidad James turn up
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?so scary fuck these guys |
ismellpussy |
(1.83) |
482 |
2014-05-04 |
description:
Connection to ladder server failed with error: Error: socket hang up; please try again later
domain:
msfw
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?(nsfw) Net Neutrality: Not All It's Cracked Up... |
Thunderwing |
(2.60) |
1,948 |
2014-05-03 |
description:
Adam Curry, former MTV VJ and co-host of No Agenda, describes what Net Neutrality REALLY is and why it might not be a good idea, especially if it interferes with ISP network management.
domain:
noagendanetneutrality
keywords:
no agenda,adam curry,john c dvorak,net neutrality,internet,metered,network management,data allowance policy,data usage meter,the best podcast in the universe
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?Ah ah ah™ |
woman |
(2.44) |
1,125 |
2014-05-03 |
description:
Wake up, you idiot!
domain:
critical
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?(nsfw) wedemhodor |
nallen20 |
(2.67) |
1,782 |
2014-04-30 |
description:
HODOR HODOR
domain:
wedemhodor
keywords:
hodor,hold,up,wiz,khalifa,game of thrones,wiz khalifa,thrones,game,we dem boys,dem
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?ytmnd is fuckin up |
ismellpussy |
(2.50) |
536 |
2014-04-29 |
description:
84587
domain:
errrrs
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?The Book Of Milton |
LegoLewdite |
(4.00) |
2,768 |
2014-04-23 |
description:
The Office Spaced. A Steve Carrell/Simon Pegg mash-up.
domain:
thebookofmilton
keywords:
stapler,what of it
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?got shrunk down |
Krangar18 |
(3.85) |
4,974 |
2014-04-22 |
description:
when the doctor visits the set of "honey we shrunk ourselves" on his "tour de 1997" he gets more than he bargained for! turns out the shrink ray was almost real! the doctor thought something suspicious was going on so he hid behind a plant until nightfall and then went to do some snooping around. he heard someone tinkering around in the backstage area it was rick morantis! he was pouring into the prop shrink ray some kind of clear blue liquid he was startled. who the hell are you he demanded. oh me well i'm the doctor he said all sly and shit. what are you doing with there? this is just ordinary window cleaner said rick. BULLSHIT i know depropifying fluid when i see it. you're gonna make that shrink ray REAL. WHY??? So I can shrink my humungous penis down to a normal size, said rink. I'm starting to get typecast. But your huge penis saves the planet in about 200 years, said the doctor. Once you finally except your penis for WHO YOU ARE you begin to make plastic molds of it around the world. then when the aliens come to destroy they can see all the giant dildos from OUTER SPACE and return home to figure out how to fight them. but they never make it home because they forgot to fuel up when they had the chance. rick says ok so why don't i just shrink my cock and then make huge dildos anyway? It doesn't work like that screamed the doctor! it's only in the honor of a LEGEND that they will wield their dildos so ferociously. so anyway they go back and fourth like this for a while but eventually he agrees not to shrink the dink. However he does notice a tiny piece of coconut on his upper lip and screams YOU STOLE MY MOUNDS BAR and turns the shrink ray on him and then pretends to go on a tour of the wheaties factory and drops him in a box marked "WHEATIES" iTHINK he explains all this to the guy having breakfast and they sort the whole thing out.
domain:
rpg
keywords:
so that stapler from office space actually belonged to milton right and lumburg just thought it was a company stapler for some reason?
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?ytmnd tastical |
ldrancer |
(2.22) |
3,178 |
2014-04-21 |
description:
i go to ytmnd and put a mirror up to it.
domain:
votefiveonetwothreefour
keywords:
ytmnd,emo,gay,faggot,fag,hah
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?haha 420 smoking it up lol |
Guess |
(2.27) |
3,283 |
2014-04-19 |
description:
im so high
domain:
smokingbongs
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?Arnold Schwarzenegger in a classic Doctor Who a... |
Krangar18 |
(3.88) |
4,834 |
2014-04-19 |
description:
and they want to[b] PUMP[/b] [[i]clap[/i]] [b]YOU UP[/b]
domain:
flubber
keywords:
arnold schwarzenegger,michael cera,space pirates
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?eiufheriushgreiouhtoierhtuierwhntuiwqtiuwhoithwoithw... |
Guess |
(3.42) |
3,282 |
2014-04-18 |
description:
sdoijgoaisdjgoiansjgn os
domain:
make-sure-this-makes-the-up-and-coming-you-fucking-faggots
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?PHARMACY TRUCK |
redrocket |
(1.80) |
998 |
2014-04-15 |
description:
I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me!
Have ya seen how expensive everything is now?
And the politics!
They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister!
And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop.
Bah
I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something.
And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first.
You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein.
I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya.
Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off.
And good luck getting your death permit on time!
It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though
Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast
No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver.
He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes.
That driver... he's going places!
domain:
futurepharmacy
keywords:
future,pharmacy,old,police brutality,idioms,nanny state,hallucinogens,nanobots
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?Talking Man To Man With Max About Bugs and Fe... |
BoredJedi |
(3.79) |
52,288 |
2014-04-12 |
description:
All my wants and desires for ytmnd wrapped up in one site
domain:
talkingmantomanwithmax
keywords:
Max,Invisible man,Bugs,Features,Claude Rains,1933
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?you butter me up |
psycho-squirrel |
(3.00) |
589 |
2014-04-11 |
description:
butter batter
domain:
butteredtoast
keywords:
butter
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?YTMND must recreate the Synchronizer! |
Pikachu4170 |
(3.95) |
52,839 |
2014-04-10 |
description:
What if...
You somehow forgot to sync the sound properly on Audacity and somehow end up with a crappy, misaligned fad?
Wanna correct the problem while creating your fad?
Don't wanna let an idea you worked for hours to the stinky trash can?
Re-make the synchronizer, for god's sake!
domain:
synchronizethesoundsfor2014
keywords:
sync,synchronize,synchronization,recreate,ytmnd
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?T5R3: Wasted Too Much Time On Corgi Ramano |
Famery-Gai |
(3.68) |
2,133 |
2014-04-06 |
description:
Professor David Hulk loads his Atari Computer so he can play with balls
domain:
abc-programming
keywords:
tourn up the radio,i missed the deadline,got to get me some votes
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?Woody Woody |
jcdavey |
(1.00) |
1,010 |
2014-04-06 |
description:
inigo dances to woody woody
domain:
woodywoody
keywords:
inigo,diablo,twitch
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?Mr.K goes to a furry convention! |
tylercuddletail |
(1.33) |
728 |
2014-04-05 |
description:
Mr. K from Shin Chan dresses up as kappa.
domain:
countonthatfurryconvention
keywords:
Shin Chan,furry convention,furry,fursuit,kappa
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?Red Panda Pushes Limits |
smidgen |
(1.50) |
1,053 |
2014-04-04 |
description:
This is a scene of a Red Panda, pushing his limit.
domain:
Redpanpush
keywords:
red panda,push it to the limit,scarface,limit,push it,pull up,rings,panda,work
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?It's Cazalbe time |
Grindguy |
(1.50) |
1,088 |
2014-04-04 |
description:
From Carlos Alberto beloved tv show A prassa e nossa.
domain:
Cazalbe
keywords:
Cazalbe A prassa e nossa Goonies Patrick Stewart Carlos Alberto Risada lol meme brazil brasil tv show humon comedy stand up gay red neck wtf boom
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?Get Up Offa That Thing |
tommywatson |
(2.00) |
285 |
2014-04-02 |
description:
Get Up Offa That Thing
domain:
GUOTT
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?ppr plns rlld up i cll m trppy stcks |
ismellpussy |
(2.20) |
270 |
2014-03-31 |
description:
umrekt
domain:
gyujik
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?This ain't a scene... |
Ebb1993 |
(1.00) |
558 |
2014-03-27 |
description:
When you fight the first boss of Contra: Shattered Soldier and blow its head off, it turns around and reveals a literal ass face. It's a bit disgusting, honestly.
domain:
goddamnassface
keywords:
Contra,Contra: Shattered Soldier,turtle,ass,face,Contra III,Contra III: The Alien Wars
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?eric dollard and moon man go down the road for a ... |
ldrancer |
(2.00) |
1,166 |
2014-03-27 |
description:
eric dollard is this guy who says in space yuo can't see the sun. and the sun is hollow. he picks up moon man in his car and they go riding down the road.
i editted this site in the middle of the night so if you are 1 of the 5 people who seen it before, i changed it from go for a ride, to this what it is, now. after i said it out loud in my mind, again.
domain:
ericdollardmoonman
keywords:
moon man,eric dollard
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?keeping up with the fadses |
Krangar18 |
(4.33) |
3,164 |
2014-03-22 |
description:
omaba site
domain:
p0lend
keywords:
pole,lend
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?best fart joke shut up idiots!!! |
fourest |
(3.63) |
2,434 |
2014-03-21 |
description:
dat money-hat, miss him to death
domain:
askaakhewouldknow
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?HEY MAX open source ytdnm |
Kremlin |
(3.92) |
2,470 |
2014-03-17 |
description:
just remove yr passwords and put it up who cares
domain:
badwebsite
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?GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Mirikay |
(1.00) |
426 |
2014-03-17 |
description:
Straight Males shown a picture of a boy dressed up as a girl and ask whether they think she's hot without knowing it's actually a boy
domain:
GAAAAAYYYYYY
keywords:
trans Gender
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