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Is he gay? No. He sells propane

Isellpropane

King of the Hill,Hank Hill,propane,justin timberlake,suit and tie,tap and die

First World Problems

XBOXONENO

Xbox One,Xbox One No,Xbox One CD to the left,Xbox One CD problem,Xbox One sucks,Xbox One first world problems,First world problems

Make sure there is no tongue...

puffdaddyversion

Ass,Fox

Oh, the joys of the parking lot

backingupcar

backing up,cars,rage,parking lot

photography & new media YTMND assignment: word prompt: FREEDOM

nolovenofreedom

freedom

No context, stuff I made thrown together.

BCN

Looking at Akira going "Nimu Nimu" when being rubbed on the face made me think of this.

yosuganosoraualue

yosuga no sora,batman,el mudo,chacarron macarron,ualuealuealeuale

Whoa, that's a spicy egg ball! No wonder Gaston gets his own song (that has nothing to do with anything else in the movie.)

gastoneggs

gaston,beauty and the beast

Baby don't hurt me no more

tomisevaydonthurtme

tomisevay

"Am i doing it? Am i partying hard yet? I'm to scared to look" WUB WUB

amipartyinghardyet

to aru kagaku no railgun,to aru majutsu no index,party,hard,party hard,Am i partying hard yet?,amipartyinghardyet,wub,step,dub

During Leon's final boss battle with Simmons, he transforms into a T-Rex. What is this? Resident Evil or Jurassic Park? Or is Capcom trying to turn Resident Evil into Jurassic Park?

residentevil6trex

Resident Evil,Resident Evil 6,dinosaur,t-rex

enter description here

jurassicparkgw

Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

SCP-426

SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror

Another bad editing gone. This time, I decide to take an anime title literally by having a missile attack the Saturn moon Titan.

literalattackontitan

Attack on Titan,Shingeki no Kyojin,literal,literally,moon,missile

you think you know but you have no idea

stillrelevant

poop

No wonder Max hasn't been around....well at least now we know. First YTMND. Hope it makes you giggle like a little school girl on Christmas morning.

maxtwerk

Max,Twerk

He makin' the maps! He takin' no crap!

tasmanian

johnnylurg

No more school, yeah, no more school, yeah, finally I'm expelled from school!

nomoebitches

bill,school,expell,techno

Spy From B.E.L.D.A.R. No. 9 - Dynotones

monkeygoatsurf

monkey,riding,goat,ride,race,racing,old,gif,footage,video,staged,fake,litte,outfit,surf,music,spy from beldar,dynotones

Esto no es una amenaza, es una promesa.

elsickos

Unsolved Mysteries,Robert Stack,death threat,bad Spanish,el sickos

"No politicians, no money changing hands, just two soldiers telling the truth"

solomonwillattack

solomon,bf3,solomon's theme,battlefield 3

I have no Idea

Watisgoingon

No kids allowed

hotvamptato

C3p0 had the right idea.

shutthemalldown

no u

fitemeirl

donhurtme no mo

bookerdonhurtme

wat is love,baby don hurr meh,don hurr meh,no mo

Hideo Kojima has NO CLASS...

phantompain

MGS5,impurity,monkey

newegg order summary has turned from an order form into a spyware site. i cant work cuase thier site dont work. heres my conversation over why i ordered twice and tried to get an order cancelled when their readme said they can keep shipping charges. well they came to a total of 7 dollars. heres the conversation. heres his response to you guys didnt confirm a confirmation page. there is no confirm on agree to pay page. theres a summary page they give you they want you to agree before they show a summary but a buy sell is easy. figure this out yourselves i cant do it

neweggsummarizes

niggers

Can you handle Blanca? I'm no good with Slot Cats.

slotcatsong

Fatman is awesome.

fatno

Fatman,MGS2,no