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himanshu

himanshu,emerald dream,warsong batallion,world of warcraft,wow

It is what it is...

widgeewoo

Love is a dance, so stop asking what it is already.

loveisadance

what is love,love,dance,what

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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VOTE 5

ner·vous adjective \ˈnər-vəs\ : having or showing feelings of being worried and afraid about what might happen : often or easily becoming worried and afraid about what might happen : causing someone to feel worried and afraid : making someone nervous

from-now-on

Sage Caswell,"From Now On",From Now On,PGFTU

I'M POSSESSED!!!

whatsreallygoingon

innerspace,quaid,martin,short

Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga I know you cant control yourself any longer Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga I know you cant control yourself any longer Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga I know you cant control yourself any longer Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger Dont you fight it til you tried it, do that conga beat Everbody gather round now Let your body feel the heat Dont you worry if you cant dance; Let the music move your feet Its the rhythm of the island, and like the sugar cane so sweet If you want to do the conga, youve got to listen to the beat Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga I know you cant control yourself any longer Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger Dont you fight it til you tried it, do that conga beat Feel the fire of desire, as you dance the night away cause tonight were gonna party, til we see the break of day Better get yourself together, and hold on to what youve got Once the music hits your system, theres no way your gonna stop (repeat 3xs) come on , shake your body baby, do the conga I know you cant control yourself any longer Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger Dont you fight it til you tried it, do that conga beat Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga

comeonshakeyourbodybaby

In his racist (or was it instead, or partially, sexual-insecurity based) rant, the soon-to-be former owner of the Clippers, Donald Sterling, also suggests that the nation of Israel is racist toward black people, similar to racism black people in the U.S. faced before the Civil Rights Act of 1963 was passed. I think this accusation is worth investigating, and, if true, the corrupt Israeli government MUST BE PRESSURED INTO ENSURING THAT ALL ISRAELI CITIZENS, REGARDLESS OF RACE, BE GRANTED EQUAL OPPORTUNITY TO SUCCEED IN ISRAELI SOCIETY! Please also note that I am not saying that Jews are racist, but that the corrupt Israeli government has a lot to answer for, similar to other corrupt national governments like those of Uganda, Iran, and, yes, the United States of America. I'm also not denying that Sterling is a racist piece of crap because he is. But there's more going on than just his racism here. I also think Sterling leaked this himself to accelerate any sales of the Clippers so he can offload them as quick as possible to retire as quick as possible, and really does not care what the public thinks of him.

donaldsterlingisraelracism

no agenda,adam curry,john c dvorak,donald sterling,clippers,israel,racism,segregation,nba,leak,corruption

Adam Curry, former MTV VJ and co-host of No Agenda, describes what Net Neutrality REALLY is and why it might not be a good idea, especially if it interferes with ISP network management.

noagendanetneutrality

no agenda,adam curry,john c dvorak,net neutrality,internet,metered,network management,data allowance policy,data usage meter,the best podcast in the universe

After the Great Cleansing, Isla Portada has become almost inhospitable. Much to their dismay, the surviving residents of the flood find themselves in a dire position without a reliable home to call their own. And so, with hope and determination in their hearts, in the face of almost sheer hopelessness, they set out across the great expanse--the much fabled Great Ocean of Serendipity--in search of salvation, leaving the only home they have ever known. What lies across these waters? Does the ocean give way to a n impassable network of islands that the stormy waves cannot penetrate? Is there even an end, or are the azure waters simply the eternal backdrop of a cruel God's domain? Can they ever find a new place to call home, or has their journey at sea become their final unrelenting torment?

unchartedwaters

adventure,treasure,ye isle of lost jokes,azure waters,stormy seas,ocean,pirates?

What would happen if Samuel L Jackson went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?

buhbuhbuhbird

there aren't any

Justin is excited.

itsgonnabemay

its,it's,gonna,be,may,justin,timberlake,me,guess,what

This is what you need to do when you're in mortal sin but have no confession options available.

atonement

contrition,confession

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

mgs2

VOTE 5

It's batman and robin headbanging to What Is Love.

batislovebatislife

Turndown for what?

turndown

Vote 5, please.

needles

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WHAT IS BILL

whatisbill

The Office Spaced. A Steve Carrell/Simon Pegg mash-up.

thebookofmilton

stapler,what of it

when the doctor visits the set of "honey we shrunk ourselves" on his "tour de 1997" he gets more than he bargained for! turns out the shrink ray was almost real! the doctor thought something suspicious was going on so he hid behind a plant until nightfall and then went to do some snooping around. he heard someone tinkering around in the backstage area it was rick morantis! he was pouring into the prop shrink ray some kind of clear blue liquid he was startled. who the hell are you he demanded. oh me well i'm the doctor he said all sly and shit. what are you doing with there? this is just ordinary window cleaner said rick. BULLSHIT i know depropifying fluid when i see it. you're gonna make that shrink ray REAL. WHY??? So I can shrink my humungous penis down to a normal size, said rink. I'm starting to get typecast. But your huge penis saves the planet in about 200 years, said the doctor. Once you finally except your penis for WHO YOU ARE you begin to make plastic molds of it around the world. then when the aliens come to destroy they can see all the giant dildos from OUTER SPACE and return home to figure out how to fight them. but they never make it home because they forgot to fuel up when they had the chance. rick says ok so why don't i just shrink my cock and then make huge dildos anyway? It doesn't work like that screamed the doctor! it's only in the honor of a LEGEND that they will wield their dildos so ferociously. so anyway they go back and fourth like this for a while but eventually he agrees not to shrink the dink. However he does notice a tiny piece of coconut on his upper lip and screams YOU STOLE MY MOUNDS BAR and turns the shrink ray on him and then pretends to go on a tour of the wheaties factory and drops him in a box marked "WHEATIES" iTHINK he explains all this to the guy having breakfast and they sort the whole thing out.

rpg

so that stapler from office space actually belonged to milton right and lumburg just thought it was a company stapler for some reason?

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?

hankhillturndownforwhat

hank hill,turn down for what

It does what it says on the tin.

detonatorpriest

what loser.....

markceshleman

Long abbreviation is long.

neverendingytmndrowdyroddypiperfargument

NWDYTYFBITAMASHHBB,ytmnd,alternate,universe,What's with the long abbreviation for these new fads?,alternate ytmnd,The Goonies,Rowdy Roddy Piper,Now why don't you take your face back inside there and make a suitcase haha bye bye

what time is it?

imsorryiasked

what,time,is,it

What an eccentric performance.

rowdyroddypiper

Rowdy Roddy Piper,Now why don't you take your face back inside there and make a suitcase haha bye bye,Goonies R Good Enough,NWDYTYFBITAMASHHBB,What do you s'pose that means?

i take what the fuck i want.

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I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me! Have ya seen how expensive everything is now? And the politics! They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister! And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop. Bah I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something. And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first. You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein. I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya. Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off. And good luck getting your death permit on time! It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver. He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes. That driver... he's going places!

futurepharmacy

future,pharmacy,old,police brutality,idioms,nanny state,hallucinogens,nanobots

Hank Hill's version of Turn Down For What.

turndownforwhat

DJ Snake,Hank Hill,Propane,Turn Down For What

I like seeing the part where he gets hurt.

Boathurtme

haddaway,what is love,don't hurt me,boat,speedboat,accident,crash