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Peter is trying to finish up a new ytmnd site before heading home

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Skip's better half, Sunny, claims there isn't a woman alive who doesn't dream of being in her workout shoes. "Look at me!" she glows. "I'm the closest thing to perfection you'll ever experience on this Earth! Women long to be me, and men long to be WITH me. You know what I say? The chances of that rate right up there with the chance of Roseanne giving up Suzy-Q's! Slime to NONE!" -: 1996 WWF Magazine : #12 - Sunny of the Body Donnas

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Sherri Martel was one of the greatest women’s wrestlers of all time, she excelled in a managerial role as well. After “Macho Man” Randy Savage split with Miss Elizabeth during the long-running program with Hulk Hogan that led to their main-event match at WrestleMania 5, “Sensational” Sherri stepped in to help create one of the greatest partnerships of the Golden Era. Savage and Sherri were both excellent heels and worked beautifully together. When the pair split after two years at WrestleMania 7, Sensational Sherri hooked up with “The Million Dollar Man” Ted Dibiase for a brief time before partnering up with a young Shawn Michaels in 1992 as The Heartbreak Kid was just beginning his singles career after splitting with Marty Jannetty. Sherri sang the original version of HBK’s famous entrance theme, “Sexy Boy,” and Michaels has long credited her with helping his career. Sherri Martel left WWE in 1993 and soon after signed with ECW, where she managed Shane Douglas. She joined WCW in 1994 and worked alongside Ric Flair for a short time before becoming the manager for Harlem Heat. Under the name “Sister” Sherri, Martel led Booker T and Stevie Ray to seven tag team title reigns before leaving the company. After making appearances in various independent promotions in the early 2000s, Sherri returned to WWE in 2005 as part of the storyline involving Shawn Michaels and Kurt Angle leading into their epic match at WrestleMania 21. The following year, she was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame by Ted Dibiase. Her final TV appearance in the wrestling industry came in 2006 in TNA when she offered her managerial services to a young Bobby Roode.

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For a woman who used to make her living procuring organs for donation at an eyes and tissue bank, the WWE female wrestler known as Victoria has come a long way. Born of Puerto Rican and Turkish decent, Lisa Marie Varon had grown up wanting to become a world class biologist and was well on her way to that profession during her college years. A former cheerleader, Lisa decided to move into the world of fitness competitions as a hobby during her studies; and eventually turned it into a successful modeling career -- going on to meet with fellow superstars Torrie Wilson and Trish Stratus years before any of them were wrestlers. In fact, her friendship with Torrie Wilson is what led her directly into the wrestling business; as she was asked to appear as an extra during a live WCW event -- she had only just decided to drop in and visit her friend Torrie earlier that day. From that moment on, she couldn't get enough. Not too long afterward, Victoria signed on with UPW before being signed on full time with the WWF. Trained in OVW for more than two years, "Queen Victoria" made her WWF debut as one of the Godfather's Ho's (you may remember her as the one who was leading the "Save the Ho" campaign) and would later resurface as Trish Stratus' nemesis on Monday Night RAW. In the time since, Victoria has gone on to become one of the most respected female grapplers in the sport. Currently aligned with Steven Richards, Victoria is in the midst of feuding with, well, whomever gets in her way. Look for continued success from her in the future.

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Livi Sheldon is an online coach and bodybuilder whose ethos is "helping women glow up and become strong AF". She previously played football for Worcester City ladies' team. Livi wanted to become a Gladiator because she has always wanted to "inspire others to embrace their uniqueness and encourage people to not hide away".

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If I make it through today. I'll know tomorrow not to leave my feelings out on display. I'll put the cobwebs back in place. I've never been to good with names, but I remember faces.

anonfucksup

Donald J. Trump survived an assassination attempt.

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Apparently you can't be teh ghey without being a flaming twenty-something swinger. Don't get me started on "LGB drop the T" or bi erasure...

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Them boys always up to somethin.

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Power Rangers Dino Thunder

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C-Wizzy goes to the Wild West to shoot some niggas but accidentally ends up in a Mel Brooks spoof comedy movie, but Chad Warden don't give a fuck because he's always ABAP!

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LOL I GAVE UP TRYING TO MAKE IT RHYME AT THE END

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Bringing back AbomLcad, by special request

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Eating Macker's after a vegan diet will make you barf. Alcoholism and blow will make you dead.

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More Gawdawful audio from the 12.160 MHz transmitter, which they have set up as their heavier load transmitter, so it flips from 5.935 MHz to 7.490 MHz to 12.160 MHz to 9.350 MHz and back again 24 hours a day. https://www.wwcr.com/program-guides/WWCR_Program_Guide.pdf Art stolen from WeirdIsFun

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idk man I have aids and my poop hole got superglued shut and I cant take a dump anymore. that shit is boiling up inside of my ass and I can feel my sphincter about to tear open. 3/10 do not recommend.

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The transmitter World Wilde Christian Radio uses for 12160 kHz, 5935 kHz, 7490 kHz, 9350 kHz has been whistle-buzzing for months. A sample of it on 12.160 MHz so you can experience the assness. Transmitter signs on 26 seconds in, and the tapes are off sync from the start. wwcr.com/program-guides/WWCR_Program_Guide.pdf

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Enya repeatedly requests that you turn it up, respectfully.

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I'm going through a tough time in my life right now but I'm here to thank all the wonderful comments on the last ytmnd I made, it made me emotional knowing there are people across the globe who care about my well-being even though they don't even know me in real life, many thanks for those who stopped to write a positive message for me, it made me better reading all the comments. I won't go into much detail about what's happening in my life but life has not been very nice to me lately, lots of problems in my life of all parts you can imagine (family, mentally, personally, work) I have never been as sad, anxious, stressed as it is now, sometimes I felt (and I still feel from time to time) that the world hates me and life wants to destroy me until I give up and end myself (if you know what I mean) Thanks for making me see that I'm worth it, that I'm somebody in this world, that there are people who care about my existence I know life will not get better in a snap of fingers but with the right support it will make the rainy days better, it will make me feel that things will be ok in the end. - LaserMcCloud

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LOL X IS TEXTING TOO MUCH TO HIS BFF ZERO AND HAS TO PAY A HIGH PHONE BILL BUT INSTEAD HE JUST FIGHTS THIS GUY WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE THE BILL COLLECTOR OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW MAKING UP PLOTS FOR THESE IS POINTLESS

mattrex

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What you get for waking Aruna up

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If you are a child or teenager, do not consume porn yet, because you will end up like these idiots, it is better to be 18 years old.

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