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Age: 45. Height: 5 ft, 8 in. Weight: 163 lbs. Eyes: Light Brown. Hair: Blonde. Cup Size: 32H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: English, Spanish (Non-fluent). Family: Husband, Two Kids (Hayley & Cole). Education: Bachelor of Science in Nursing. Occupation: Trophy Wife. Traits: Loving, Proud, Empathetic, Easy-going. Likes: Sunbathing, Family Game Nights, College Football, Horseback Riding, BBQ. Dislikes: Swear Words, Mosquitos, Scary Movies, Cold Weather, Premade Food. Favourite Position: Cowgirl. Having spent her sheltered childhood in Mississippi, working and playing with her five sisters and three brothers on her father's small-town farm, Anne found herself spending many days tending to her little siblings' various clumsy scrapes, sprains, and bruises. Despite the time it took out of her day, Anne loved to see the smiles return to their faces when she made their pain go away. It filled her with joy to know she could positively impact the lives of those around her – a sentiment she carried into her future. When she was 18, Anne began attending a large state university in Alabama, where she studied nursing. After spending nearly every day of her first three school years in church or studying hard to keep her grades up, Anne finally gave into her friends' near-constant pleading to go country dancing with them-an endeavour in which Anne met her future husband: a trust-fund boy on the baseball team. Their relationship escalated quickly. After spending her entire life in a bible-thumping southern town, Anne's repressed but intense sexual drive was finally awakened. However, as she was still fiercely dedicated to her Christian values, the couple resorted to anal sex and oral sex to protect her virginity. But, despite their best efforts, they still accidentally conceived their first child in the bed of his El Camino after a particularly lively night of heavy drinking and dancing. The couple wed shortly after their college graduation, and five months later, Anne proudly gave birth to her daughter, Hayley. Fortunately, her new husband had family connections in the Texas oil and gas industry, allowing him to get a lucrative executive position and supply his new family enough funds to buy their expansive Texas acreage. Within a few short years, they built a home on their land, purchased a small herd of cattle, horses, and livestock, and had their second child, Cole. Now, despite having to end her career in nursing before it could begin, Anne has found the fulfilment she seeked in the joys of tending to and spoiling her children - pouring love into them and making sure all of their needs are taken care of. Created by Jackerman, Performed by KittenVox.

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Lights, Camera, Voodoo is the first part of the 35th episode of the first season of the 1993 Pink Panther series. The episode originally aired on November 16, 1993 with I'm Dreaming of a Pink Christmas. When the Pink Panther takes a job as a security guard at a major motion picture studio, he comes up against an egotistical star, a demented director and an obsessive fan named Voodoo Man.

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Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

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PINK FLOYD

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PINK FLOYD/HITLER

40 year old virgin is the yo yo master

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last easter at college just found it on my HD

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uhhh... AWWW CRAP

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stick, figures, stickmen

Looks like Auron from FFX has his own movie..Looks like he got a sex change.

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you know the expression "3rd time's the charm", that's not always true

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sometimes i like to get naked and bathe in chocolate syrup

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This is my movie that was removed from Newgrounds for being crappy.

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no description given.

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lolz

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pope, brokeback, gay, fag

How the hell do you turn up missing

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Scary Movie 4 four Zombie how the hell do you turn up missing

sorry, i forgot to record the movie while watching it. someone remake this with a clip form the movie.

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pirates, carribean, sparrow, dies

revels russian roulette advert malteser toffee coffee chocolate orange 6 chances

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revels russian roulette advert malteser toffee coffee chocolate orange 6 chances

This is a movie that Uwe Boll is working on that's off of the game Dungeon Siege. Really, it looks like crap, and the main character's name is simply Farmer (as read in the cast and story).

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I think you should see this if you have seen the movie Collateral. This is my favorite part.

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a rotating background i made with images of the third pirtates of the caribbean movie - pretty cool if i do say so myself

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pirates, caribbean, world's end

Art Fern tells you how to get there.

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Carson, Johnny Carson, Art Fern, Tea Time Movie, Tea Time, Tonight Show

Your life is short. Spent some of it wisely by watching this movie.

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Jim Leyland is Solid Leyland

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Metal Gear Solid

A newly released pic directly from the scene of the new movie that reveals a hot kiss between these 2 Hollywood A-listers!

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Alba, Longoria, Lezo, Lesbian, Kiss, Eva, Jessica

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Sad, Depressed, Movie, Trip

The spoilers of the next inuyasha movie

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Inuyasha

I was watching King Kong and saw a slight familarlarity to another movie (Pulp Fiction)

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The plot of Snakes on a Plane can be summed up in the title. The plot of the 1994 action flick, "Speed" could be similarly summed up as "Bomb on a Bus." This is a modified Speed movie poster for a proposed Snakes on a Plane sequel.

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Snakes on a Plane Sequel Sequal to the Speed bomb on a bus and Keanu Reeves Dennis Hopper Sandra Bullock theme

jason statham mindf*ck suicide from the movie revolver

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