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It's a Secret !... If you find the secret, just type "FOUND IT" in the comments - don't be a dick and describe how to find it. Feel free to ask for hints, I won't give any.

secretcomputer

secret,secretmnd,kraftwerk,computer love,The Mix,Buzz

Mike, backing dat thang up, ho

back-dat-up

Mike Tyson

Something I cooked up.

AssDirCon

Kanye, West, Assuming, Direct, Control

Despite his doctor's advice, Zippy's always up for a few ecstasy pipes come sun-down! Old age and a heart condition won't stop the party.

zippyloveseccies

rainbow eccies ecstasy pipes childrens tv zippy geoffrey george bungle rod jane freddy

Yoda is at a party. Yoda blows a party whistle.

yodapartywhistle

Yoda, party, party whistle, party hat, party horn, blows

Bang, bang, shoot em' up, destiny Bang, bang, shoot em' up to the moon Bang, bang, shoot em' up one, two, three (One, two, three, four!) I wanted to be a spaceman That's what I wanted to be But now that I am a spaceman Nobody cares about me Hey mother earth Won't 'cha bring me back down Safely to the sea But 'round and around and around and around Is all she ever say to me I wanted to make a good run I wanted to go to the moon I knew that it had to be fun I told 'em to send me real soon I wanted to be a spaceman I wanted to be it so bad But now that I am a spaceman I'd rather be back on the pad

spacemanjohn

john egbert,homestuck,harry nilsson,space,astronaut,jetpack,outer space

Tick tock

idbuythatforafewdollarsmore

A depiction of the state of ytmnd employing pie charts

stateofytmnd

pie charts,state of ytmnd,moon man,moon kkkrew,milkhuman,pichu,nisa,max,up and coming,NSFW,SFW,spaghetti,no he doesn't,HTTP 404 NOT FOUND(DOG),Mom's Spaghetti

rollin sum grass

rollupthegrass

roll,up,grass

Max's insatiable appetite for aggressive homosexual intercourse keeps the neighbor boy awake at night. I probably wouldn't show up around here if I was into this shit, either.

becauseitstrue

max,gay,porn,btape,bondage

omaba site

p0lend

pole,lend

Will you please pick up your phone? HELL NAW!

pleasepickupthephone

pick,up,your,phone,please,cat,robot

Happy Gilmore and Roger Walters have teamed up! to bring you the Hulkster and Billy HerringTown sing a flavorite rock classic, "Wish You Had Steamer". Out now on iTunez and 8-tracke cassette. Track Listing: Shine On You Hazy Dumpy (420 budjoint remix), Welcome to the (Murdar) Machene, Take a Shit, Wish You Had Steamer, Shine on You Hazy Dumpy (Pee Wee Hermit™ mix)

greenishbrownfloyd

Game Exploderz™ is a mind blowing experience!

GameExploderz

Game Exploderz™

If you ain't up on thangs

stilljen

Shut up

shutupintherewillya

shut up,metal gear,metal gear solid,solid snake,johnny

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

LOL!,VOTE 5

If you are a child or teenager, do not consume porn yet, because you will end up like these idiots, it is better to be 18 years old.

pornisnotgoodforkids

porn,sex,orgy,japan text,ytmnd,fyp,viral,goatse,meme,memes,nsfw,nazi,nazis,hitler

drink it UP

danieldayREMIX

milkshake, drink it up, drink it up, DRAINAGE, afterbirth, there will be blood,

What I learned from ytmnd.com....My IQ is now up to 14!

ytmndteaches

what i learned from ytmnd

edit: Apr. 26th, 2012 - hey guys. lately i've noticed that this site has become unsynced for some reason, and i'm not sure why. if it's fucked up on your end too, i'll see what i can do to fix it. thanks.

habababaaababa

Baby Sinclair attacks!! (tried to tighten up graphics, but my USB controller was broken....)

babydino

Dinosaurs,Signs,Ridin,

The Mooninites threatened to "blow it" in Boston. It was a hoax. My second Boston/Mooninites site of the day, the other at mooninitesterror.ytmnd.com

mooninitesduplicatereuniteandunihilate

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Mooninites, Boston, Ignignokt, Err, The Moon, Cliff, principal's nards, I will rock your face

F*CK YOU

youre-all-fucked

pewp

This can't be taken wrong... can it?

whatifitshercar

stallone, swallow, ultimatum, pick-up, line, interview, the devourer

Pokefloats has a new blow up candidate.

pocketmonsters

Pokemon, Pikachu, FUPA

leontelemarket

Leon,telemarketer,do you understand,apples,crazy lady,telemarketing

A loading screen to the up and coming release of the YTMND Sitebuilder (Updated - slightly slower)

sitebuilder

adobe, photoshop, sitebuilder, site builder

I was watching Toy Story tonight, and this just jumped out at me.

imwoody

toy story woody howdy shark hat toy chest your mom

MY WALLET'S GONE! FatherMcK came up with this title and he probably doesn't want me to cite him as it's source.

MWG

MY WALLET'S GONE!, MY WALLET'S GONE!, MY WALLET'S GONE!, MY WALLET'S GONE!, MY WALLET'S GONE!, MY WALLET'S GONE!, MY WALLET'S GONE!, MY WALLET'S GONE!