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2000 cans of Campbells Chicken Noodle Soup. Now what the fuck do I do with them?

Y2K12

expired food is not good to eat

Bang, bang, shoot em' up, destiny Bang, bang, shoot em' up to the moon Bang, bang, shoot em' up one, two, three (One, two, three, four!) I wanted to be a spaceman That's what I wanted to be But now that I am a spaceman Nobody cares about me Hey mother earth Won't 'cha bring me back down Safely to the sea But 'round and around and around and around Is all she ever say to me I wanted to make a good run I wanted to go to the moon I knew that it had to be fun I told 'em to send me real soon I wanted to be a spaceman I wanted to be it so bad But now that I am a spaceman I'd rather be back on the pad

spacemanjohn

john egbert,homestuck,harry nilsson,space,astronaut,jetpack,outer space

Why wait around for a "dislike" button when a fun TYMND hidden inside a TinyURL will better express what we're all thinking anyway?

zachdoesntcare

galifianakis,zach,boring,facebook,status,nobody,cares,fucking

What if I put . . . ooey gooey worms in your ears?

ooeygooeyworms

ooey,gooey,worms,Khan,KHANTMND

With development under way, it's time to figure out what needs to be done around here.

ytmnd2014

REMEMBERTMND,REMEMBER,YTMND

What, Lorraine? What?

esplain

I'LL BUILD YOU A NEW HOUSE ON FIRE

What Ifs: MurdarMachene Synced It This Way - Part 1

ifwhat

What Ifs: MurdarMachene Synced It This Way - Part 1

What a terrible song.

crackcopter

crack,copter,flying man,spinning,the left rights,theleftrights,imoncrack

Why not

whatsheknows

lips,high,wtf

Show Me What You Got!

sw3desperation

Aero Fighters,Sonic Wings

This is what happens when Hatsune Miku gets high on magic mushrooms. ;)

magicmiku

anime,bizarre,odd,weird,music,gif,pyscheldelic,colourful,trippy,wtf,crazy,animated,"hatsune miku",hatsune miku,miku,magic,wacky,wild

Ken Burns: Ethiopia

whatitsoundslike

ken burns,fisting,jelly

you float to space that's what you deserve

outerspaceisspace

gorillaz,space

WTF is satisfaction?!?!?!?!?!?

whatissatisfaction

Exactly what the title says

nootnootpolice

pingu,,police,meme,rap,noot noot,noot,penguin

What a ball, Gerson

pelotagerson

Gerson,Que,Pelota

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

LOL!,VOTE 5

easy is easy but where does that leave me for better or worse with my just deserts symbolizing signifying deep kept thoughts all or nothing, the brain's quite something it's a wonder sometimes and I wonder sometimes symbolizing signifying deep kept thoughts theory of the mind contrast compare conjure aware a whole conscious being pencil and smarties false belief parties we'll invite Sally and Anne to figure out the what, where, if and when symbolizing signifying deep kept thoughts incidentally your brain has bent me over backwards sometimes how to make sense of a mind symbolizing signifying deep kept thoughts theory of the mind contrast compare conjure aware a whole conscious being I need to take time time of mine to think of better words and a chorus that doesn't hurt symbolizing signifying symbolizing signifying deep kept thoughts

falsebeliefparties

Ever wonder what happened to gr33np33n? PSA Guy and Chad Warden caught him and did this to him

saws

LOL!,VOTE 5

Phoenix Wright finds the contradictions and saves YTMND from conviction! ....wait, what was it being charged with?

phoenixdefends

Phoenix Wright, fads, YTMND, objection

grover tries to talk about you-know-what to a child

grovermarriage

grover, pervert, marriage, sex

What I learned from ytmnd.com....My IQ is now up to 14!

ytmndteaches

what i learned from ytmnd

What will you wish you'd done before you die.

wishbefore

wish, die, fight club, tyler, edward norton, geico, car insurance

edit: Apr. 26th, 2012 - hey guys. lately i've noticed that this site has become unsynced for some reason, and i'm not sure why. if it's fucked up on your end too, i'll see what i can do to fix it. thanks.

habababaaababa

A nice montage of what our modern celebrities might look like (All pics are from those incredible folks at W1K!!!; here is link for more: http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Fountain+of+Age&display=photoshop&id=7003)

celebture

Paris Hilton, celebrities, Gwen Stefani, Jon Stewart, Eminem, Christopher Walken, Sean Connery, Arnold Shwarzenneger, Tom Cruise, Conan

-1 for originality, but I'm bored. (Uses Preloader so that it doesn't look like one of those sites that never loads)

ytmnddialup

dialup, waiting, still waiting, jesus christ what's taking it so long, I hate this stupid modem

max, make me a mop. If you make me a mob, we're talking discount prices, casual fridays, and pizza for the team. i will do for ytmnd what 9/11 did for muslim terrorists.

hulk-hogan-was-in-the-beatles

FINISH YOUR FUCKING BROCCOLI

Enough with the "Yeah, we know, no kidding" comments. I wasn't making it aware that they steal, but how they steal. Animated proof right before your eyes. What seperates us from them is we give credit as to where we get our pics and sounds.

breakingbauman

ebaum,ebaumsworld,ebaums,eric,bauman,ripoff,stole,stolen

Feelin like a star? What ya gunna do? Make a lame ytmnd!

Ithinkyouknow

I Think You Know

That's all I've got on this exciting wednesday night here at ytmnd. I'll also refer you to this site - http://butipoopfromthere.ytmnd.com/

yeahnowtakeituptheaaaass

I'm pretty sure my site is not safe for work.