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“The mystery of life isn't a problem to solve, but a reality to experience.” ~ Frank Herbert

oneoflifesmanymysteries

mystery

Hello! I have been following your tweets for the past two days, and have come to the conclusion you do not deserve to have Raymond on your island. He is my comfort character and seeing him in an environment not meant for him brings me anxiety, so I will be expecting a reply to this DM when you have him in boxes and ready to relinquish him to someone who will treasure him like he deserves.

itlookslikenewmaomao

I drew this picture of President Ulysses Grant, and he came out looking so sad that this was all I could think of.

USadGrant

sad,president,grant,braxton,unbreak my heart

Dr. Health'nstein™'s GrommrStopperz™ encourages Healthy Habits 4 Life™

DrHealthnsteinsGrommrStopperz

Dr. Health'nstein™'s GrommrStopperz™

this is my creation u do not steal it

bottlec

This one came out kind of underwhelming but for once I blame it on the song rather than my remixing skills. Also, if you beat this boss, you are now a fat winner and you still have body odor.

youreafatloserandyouhavebodyodor

LOL!,VOTE 5

This is amazing

inthevirtualend

linkin park, half-life,ytmnd

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

LOL!,VOTE 5

If you are a child or teenager, do not consume porn yet, because you will end up like these idiots, it is better to be 18 years old.

pornisnotgoodforkids

porn,sex,orgy,japan text,ytmnd,fyp,viral,goatse,meme,memes,nsfw,nazi,nazis,hitler

easy is easy but where does that leave me for better or worse with my just deserts symbolizing signifying deep kept thoughts all or nothing, the brain's quite something it's a wonder sometimes and I wonder sometimes symbolizing signifying deep kept thoughts theory of the mind contrast compare conjure aware a whole conscious being pencil and smarties false belief parties we'll invite Sally and Anne to figure out the what, where, if and when symbolizing signifying deep kept thoughts incidentally your brain has bent me over backwards sometimes how to make sense of a mind symbolizing signifying deep kept thoughts theory of the mind contrast compare conjure aware a whole conscious being I need to take time time of mine to think of better words and a chorus that doesn't hurt symbolizing signifying symbolizing signifying deep kept thoughts

falsebeliefparties

You mean Martians are gonna see my ugly mug on some kinda space TV?

unitas

LOL!,VOTE 5

A message to the little pinks

Dragunilla

Dragunilla,vtuber,YouTube

I like his suitcase too. This is a complete shitpost. Everything is stolen. I did none of the work. I just really like it.

Ilikemysuitcase

I like my suitcase,,barron trump

I need to focus on doing something more worthwhile, changes need to be made, later it's been fun.

gendark01

gendark01

LOL I'M GETTING SO OLD THAT I'M STARTING TO FORGET MY OWN BIRTHDAY

thirtyeightyearsandonedayold

LOL!,VOTE 5

Tragedy strikes boy's life multiple times.

tragedystrikes

tragedy, campbell's soup, campbells

Vader has finally released his new album! Credit to Prellz and Nubaa for two of the songs ("vaderlost.ytmnd.com", "vaderdiedinarms.ytmnd.com").

vadersings

darth,vader,sings,the,hits,rocketman,fly me to the moon,my heart will go on

My two favorite Doctors.

drwhones

dr, doctor, who, nes, nintendo, 8-bit, bbc, britain, pop, culture, christopher, eccleston, tom, baker, tardis

What I learned from ytmnd.com....My IQ is now up to 14!

ytmndteaches

what i learned from ytmnd

My 3rd "LEGO in a Bottle" project. (Also see legoytmnd.ytmnd.com ) I take NO credit for the music; go to neskimos.com for more of their stuff.

legomario

lego,bottle,mario

various CT (SNES) songs + 2 Afrika Bambaataa songs + my beats & bass ... 192kbps STEREO mp3 at --- > http://rapidshare.de/files/36539375/CT.mp3.html ...check out the shorter version for an animated CT dance party --> http://chrono.ytmnd.com/

funkyheroes

sorry there's no funny on this

Now I have notice a lot of comments about the lack of "oh yeah" in my YTMND. But I also have recieved a lot of comments praising me on Greig's "In the hall of the moutain king". So I thought to myself "why not both"

koolaidberlin

kool, aid, koolaid, kool aid, kool aid man, kool aid guy, cool, aid, cool aid, cool aid man, coolaid guy, berlin, wall, berlin wall, oh, yeah, oh yeah, how the berlin wall fell

Reaching the Nepenthes Canal near Syrtis Major, Cosmonauts 1 and 2 happen upon Gary Busey. His adaptation to the surrounding atmosphere is common for genus gbusey, that he had 3 burger paddies already cooking raised concern among the Cosmonauts.

lifeonmarspt4

Life on Mars, Gary Busey,

This NEDM took a surprising amount of editing to get right. Which is sort of like saying that this turd took quite a bit of minwax to make it shine.

WhenSuddenly

The front page, will only show, four different keywords, so I can actually put, NEDM, into these keywords and it won't ruin the surprise!

May the great tubes of heaven not be clogged for you, my friend.

nowtheinternetisfree

Some guy from Valve must have seen this movie and based The Scout off of Vince.

vince-offer

Vince Offer, ShamWow, Slap Chop, Scout, TF2, Team Fortress 2, YOU'LL BE SLAPPING ALL DAY, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS, BOINK

Baby Sinclair attacks!! (tried to tighten up graphics, but my USB controller was broken....)

babydino

Dinosaurs,Signs,Ridin,

The Mooninites threatened to "blow it" in Boston. It was a hoax. My second Boston/Mooninites site of the day, the other at mooninitesterror.ytmnd.com

mooninitesduplicatereuniteandunihilate

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Mooninites, Boston, Ignignokt, Err, The Moon, Cliff, principal's nards, I will rock your face

Edit:It has come to my attention that the watermark idea is bull-puckey, but the Flash idea is solid gold! So go with that!

howtostopebaum

ebaum,how,to,stop,theft,piracy

2074: In a future controlled by fascist cops, one man stands *tall* and dares defy the oppressive regulations imposed by the Thin Crust Act of 2063.

crustmnd

crustmnd bake these crusts crusty krusty the clown killed my family