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AGE : 26 HEIGHT: 5'6" . WEIGHT : 130lbs . Born in Tijuana, Mexico Carmen grew up as an orphan at a mission outside of the city. Spending most of her time with the Nuns learning how to cook for her brothers and sisters, she developed a love for good food. It wasn't all peaceful however. The local Cartels regularly harassed and exploited the mission. In her teens she went out of her way to mess with and sabotage the Cartel with some of her school friends. When she was 17 she went too far and had to run to the US. There she gained citizenship and now lives in El Paso, Texas. Where she learned to play guitar from a homeless man and became a very talented exotic dancer. Overtime she saved up enough money she opened her own Mexican dining stall. Always proudly showing off her blessed assets its common for customers to come not just for the amazing food. 80% of all the money she makes is sent back to the mission where she grew up. The Cartel is still in pursuit of the woman who made a fool of them but the locals who know her adore and love her for her strong sense of charity both physically and visually. She is well protected by the people of El Paso. A fun loving, positive and empathetic woman, Carmen is a nice piece of ass...as well as a fine woman in and out .

CarmenValentina

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When you're the goddamn Big Boss, you're allowed to take a break from your mission to enjoy some music.

bangboss

Big Boss, Snake, Metal Gear Solid, MGS, rock, headbang, music, game, PSP, E3

The concept has been done to death, but never in this format. Sorry for the sloppiness.

solidsnakeplane

solid snake, snakes on a plane, snakes, snake, samuel l. jackson, metal gear solid, mgs

Metal Gear Solid 4: The Angelic Diablo

mgs4hardy

MGS, Metal Gear, WWE, Solid, Snake, Matt Hardy, Edge, Lita, Raw, Wrestling, MGS3

I just thought it'd be funny

DSsnake

mario,kart,snake,metal,gear,solid

no description given.

snakeisonaplaneomg

snake, MGS, plane

What is metal Gear Solid!?

WhatismetalGearSolid

My tribute to the original: kittybox.ytmnd.com. Also nedminvestigation.ytmnd.com if you don't know the fad.

trionedm

kitty, box, cat, mgs, metal gear solid, NEDM, mgs3

Solid Snake only had ONE weakness...!

snakeweakness

metal gear, video games, one weakness, solid snake

Ocelot twirls his revolvers!

ocerevvo

Ocelot, MGS, MGS3, Snake, Snake Eater, Ocelot Twirls his Revolvers, Ocelot Revolvers, Ocelot Gun, Gun, Revolvers, Metal Gear Solid, Snake Eater, Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, MGS, Metal Gear Solid

Solid Snake in 1988

snake88

metal gear, solid snake

I wasn't to crazy on synch... but NEDM!

metalnedm

NEDM, Snake, MGS, Metal Gear, lol, funny, orly, fad, box

Why? Because it had to be done

mgsneworleans

New Orleans, hurricane, katrina, metal gear solid, mgs, metal gear, snake, campbell, retarded, insensitive, cruel

no description given.

mgrabbit

metal,gear,solid,rabbit,box,mgs,munch27,

Otacon plays for Manchester United!!!

Otaconheinze

Otacon, Man Utd, Football, Soccer, Hal, Emmerich, MGS4, MGS, Metal, Gear, Solid

Big Mama: American Traitor Hillary Clinton: ...yeah

hillarysolid

Hillary Clinton, Metal Gear Solid 4, MGS4, Big Mama

The Trammps lament the death of disco...MGS style.

metalgeartrammps

Metal Gear,Metal Gear Solid,MGS,The Trammps,Disco,Dead,Game Over,Solid Snake

Metal Gear Solid IV - HE'S GOT A MOUSTACHE!!!

metalgearsolidsnake

moustache, metal gear solid, mgs4, solid snake, snake, otacon, otakon, metal gear, ps3, ps2, xbox

NOOOOOOO!!!!! SNAAAAAKE!! STOP! IT'S A DUDE!

creepysnake

snake, solid snake, metal gear, metal gear solid, link, zelda, super smash bros brawl, smash bros, wii, creepy, rape, realize, love, hearts, lust, man love, confused, also cocks,

no description given.

merylbde

Pervert

p-e-r-v-e-r-t

Pervert, Metal, Gear, Solid, 4, PS3, Playstation 3

bad translation

solidsnakesspellcheck

Metal Gear Solid Spell Check Feel Asleep

no description given.

Snakebebrave

Metal Gear Solid, Metal Gear, Solid Snake, Blue Oyster Cult, Reaper

no description given.

metalgearclass

metal gear, nes, solid snake, video games, video game related, stuff, more stuff, msx, the MSX was Microsoft's first home console released in the 80's in Japan

mcccccccccccccflyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

mcccccccflyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

mcfly, metal, gear, solid, game, over, metal gear, mgs, poland, forgot poland army, fpa, vote, 5, vote 5, george, bush, keywords or phrases, belfour fans on it look out now heres a loose puck they score

It's true.

mantiswantstoknow

psycho mantis, psycho, mantis, metal gear, snake, konami, metal gear solid, mgs, kojima, hideo

Guns of the Patriots

gunsofthepatriots

Guns of the Patriots, Metal Gear Solid, MGS, MGS4, Snake, La Li Lu Le Lo, La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo, gamerevolution.com

this looked funny

MGSSOAP2

snakes on a plane, mgs

Kept you waiting, huh?

metalgearsolidgroundzeroes

MGS,Big Boss,Outer Heaven

It's my second attempt at Metal Gear Solid with Evil White Owl. There. Are you f*ckers happy?

mgorly2

mgs orly o rly orly?