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When we touch, when we kiss.

dangerdangerrobocopsdesire

DANGER // DANGER // HIGH VOLTAGE

OCP, robocop, electric six, danger danger, high voltage, lolz, dance

An assistant principle shows who is really the boss.

boombitch

fat,bitch,girl,knocked,shoved,pushed,over,principal,assistant,high,school,move,get,out,the,way,laid

Religious guy turns into plane with Ladies of the World song ending

HighFighter

religion conchords plane

He pretends to be in high school to pick up underage girls.

EdwardCullen

Edward, nooooo! // //

Twilight,Edward,Cullen,Sexual,Predator,Brian,Peppers,Bella

The best fad to *ever* hit ytmnd continues.

thisisagoodsong

cusack, black, blonde bitch

You mean my high school geology teacher was lying all this time?

earthquack

// TCOAGDATCOTEIFAIISFEP //

barry carl

The newest World of Warcraft race/class combination

newwowraceclass

High Priest // Vatican Assassin // Warlocks

charlie sheen alex jones high priest vatican assassin warlock warlocks world of warcraft wow race class

Flying Pig!

iwannaflysohigh

pig, I wanna fly so high, Ian, Van, Dahl

OPERATIVE: PETER KEYES (CODENAME: "BLAZER ONE") VIDEO LOG FILE: #03-ALPHA - Excerpts from personal video log of Peter Keyes. *HIGHLY CLASSIFIED*

peterkeyes

HIGHLY CLASSIFIED // INFORMATION //

predator, predator 2, gary busey

ytmnd

unblazed

keywrod

what it is right now

whatisitnow

what is high, learning, higher, soul, 90s, poetry, philosophy

Superman agrees with a particular song by 3 Doors Down and finds it to be highly relatable. Upon listening for several hours, Superman finally realizes what he must do and calls up his talent agent and says, "Bob, I think I'm ready to do orange juice commercials." to which his talent agent responds, "Bullshit, we're mac and cheese people now... we don't do orange juice commercials. You had your window, but now it is closed because for 7 years you fought with me on it. You were just too afraid." Superman becomes enraged and screams into the phone, "I WASN'T SHIIIIT!" and shoves the receiver up his ass and orders Domino's pizza. But the pizza had too much garlic on it, and then raisins happened. And Gary Busey died. But it was only a movie in which the character Gary Busey was playing was killed. When Gary Busey realizes this, he turns inside out and enters a new undiscovered universe parallel to our own. Through this universe, Gary Busey is able to travel back in time and aid Superman into doing orange juice commercials. When Gary Busey finally convinces Superman to appear in a little number for Tropicana, but Deee-Lite shows up, then music happens. And Gary Busey dies for real. His last words: "It got too funky."

myfathertouchedmybutthole

groove is in the heart bitch

i am so excited for the rave bruhski

fernandorave

rave, whoa, high, daniel

I'm working for an hourly wage, I went to high school, but I didn't do great, Still i gotta make more cash, PR0N is what I need

educon

education connection

babies sleep 14 hours a day and get high the other 12 houers WAKE N BAKE MANNNNNNNNNNN

babysmokerz

officer that's not my weed, that weed is for my baby, you can't arrest me my baby needs his weed, 240

An incredibly high-pitched "Adult Male #1, American English" from Speakonia decides to read "The Simpsons Dinner" by Peter Chimaera out loud for some reason.

thesimpsonsdinner

Peter Chimaera, The Simpsons, Simpsons, Fanfiction, Speakonia, Peter, Chimaera, Dinner

Michael sings lots of good

highhopesandmyhopes

HIGH HOPES AND MY HOPES // //

michael

the otter is a hypnotists

groovyotterisahypnotists

high, 4chan, otter, flaming lips

It was a regular day on 4chan, yes it was. Pornography and racism strewn about on /b/, nothing unusual. Then moot made the fateful decision...to make /b/ a War zone. Moot made the title or /b/ to "PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI." "Anonymous" in the name field changed to "PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI," and so did every post. /b/Tards had given up on trying, and so they took refuge on /x/. Together, they suffered a loss to their hometown. They spoke of moving to 4chan's high cousin 420chan temporarily if the problem moves to /x/. Doomsayers of /b/ were saying it was the end. While this was going on, /b/tards were pissed at moot for being more of a faggot than usual. Finally, a glimmer of light through the Flan-filled /b/ to find that the "PUDDI" bullshit has been taken down. The nightmare had ended, and /b/ resumed to be the lovable racist, porn filled imageboard it had been once before. Bu the memories still forever haunt /b/, as PUDDI will go down as the most faggerydaggerydoo thing moot has ever done. EVAR!

puddibullshit

// // 11-30-10 Nevar Forget

4chan /b/ ugh PUDDI clusterfuck disaster moot

Just a funny .GIF image with a very suiting song :D

biggestjointever

Pink Floyd, Biggest Joint Ever, Comfortably Numb, Trippy, Weed, Marijuana, Pot, Joint, Drugs, High

The highly anticipated sequel to suicideprevention.ytmnd.com

groundhog

lakitu, mario kart, rescue, groundhog, ground hog, day, cliff, truck, bill murray, wrong way

existential crisis

terminatorspyhero

turkey high

High effort site

dock-that-chink-a-days-pay

High effort site

I love Yoshi's Island :)

touchfuzzygetcrazy

Touch Fuzzy // Get Crazy! //

yoshi, baby mario, yoshi's island, fuzzy, high, drunk

daytona usa theme

iwanttofry

ITS GOOOO // TO // GET TAAAA

fry sky high, blue skies, i want to fry sky high, fry, sky high, daytona usa, daytona

bored

tylerthecreator

pig high fly why try die lie smile Jesus

Because taxes are TOO DAMN HIGH

gmanspeaker

TAKE BACK // THE // WHITE HOUSE

gman, election, speaker, boehner, boner, lol

A wee distraction.

highfivebam

high five, jackass, bam, 3D

Google apparently supports prop 19, but it won't pass

googleprop19

Google, Prop 19, marijuana, Washed out, luck, high times,

The Rent is Too Damn High

TheRentisTooDamnHigh

YOU'VE // BEEN // BEAKER'D

The Rent is Too Damn High