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An old man tries to make a phone call to a roofing company, dialing the same wrong number every time. The guy on the other line gets really pissed off.

scootersroofin

4 minutes long, // but worth a listen! //

Old, Man, Scooter, Roofing, Prank, Call, Phone, Stupid, Retarded, Fucked Up, Dumb, Crazy, Fad

if it dont work this time i give up a flash file i had saved on an old harddrive, i dont know the original creator or where it was hosted, but the audio is aneka japanese boy the misheard lyric is awesome

myjapaneseboy

aneka japanese boy people likes to f**k him everyday

roger is such an *ss to doug in this unedited part of the haircut episode, and is no way a dub. I miss the old nickalodeon doug! *if you've seen this before they were tests, i apologize for doing that so many times.

rogerbehatin

...roger is a total asshole // //

doug funnie, doug, roger klotz, nick, nickalodeon, nicktoons

Unlimited, originating from the Internet persona of the same name, is a hysterically bizarre meme based on the famous avatar, the raving mad superstar Russian comedian. Unlimited, a 65 year-old active comedian, was born in Nizhny Novgorod to wealthy family. From an early age he perused an acting career in the world of cinema, but did not become recognized on the Internet until early 2009 where he made an astonishing appearance in AC Web, a large forum community. Since then, he has been very active letting off self-esteem and just the usual egocentric awesomeness one would expect from a psychotic madman with a brilliant sense of humor. By 2010, the Unlimited meme grew rapidly in popularity as the old man garbed in a mink hat became a legend to thousands of Internet browsers. These people caught immediate attention on the new trend and began generating more memes, from once something made in Paint, now full-blown Photoshop competitions arose with over a thousand entries in just the first three weeks, that which escalated as time went on. It was first picked up on in 2009 very favorably by the AC Web (ac-web.org) community as a registered user of the website, Unlimited, began creating various comedy articles detailing more and more of his personal life, with images. The most notable was a simple Russian face with a mink hat, beard, and an almost evil grin. The user continues to post comedic articles as well as host popular competitions for the wacky meme. The goal of the Unlimited meme is to grant users an entire series of more possible images to respond to one another on such websites as forums where comments are shifted back and forth. An image of the meme is surprisingly simple to concoct as the head has been sublimely rendered, only awaiting a body to be pasted on. The ease of making an entry, the catchy details such as the beard, smile or mink hat of the Russian star, and the insane humor than can be evoked from it all compliment Unlimited as an ideal meme to laugh at, post with or spread among peers or the World Wide Web. Anybody can get creative, with minimal skills required, and only a passion to make. With a little more experience, one can add significant details such as props or effects to raise the bar of endless possibilities this meme has in stock. Notable hotspots for the Unlimited meme include http://www.ac-web.org/forums/showthread.php?t=106604 and http://www.ac-web.org/forums/showthread.php?t=117048 Variations of the entries were virally posted and acknowledged by Google's spiders. The meme continues to vastly grow, though as of the moment, mostly within a handful of websites. A few notable examples of the meme can be found in this slideshow: http://img801.imageshack.us/slideshow/webplayer.php?id=acmemeyourflame.png The Unlimited meme, since its origins in 2009, has been greatly praised as every day more meme images popup on the Internet by inspired artists. It is only a matter of time until it becomes exponentially viral to a wider community.

TheUnlimited

unlimited, russian, comedian, ac web, old man, mink hat, ac-web, madman

Crown Princess Koriand'r (born c. 1991, year 9481 on Tamaran), anglicized as Kory Anders and codenamed Starfire, is an extraterrestrial warrior crown princess from the far-off planet Tamaran, the firstborn daughter of King Myand'r and Queen Luand'r, and the elder sister of Komand'r/Blackfire. Sent to Earth to destroy a powerful demonic entity known as "the Raven", Kory sustained temporary amnesia in a car-crash and forgot her mission. Unknowingly befriending her target, she decided to protect Rachel, and teamed up with Dick Grayson and Gar Logan to destroy the Organization. She became Dick Grayson's lover at this time. Kory soon began regaining some of her memories and learned of her true nature as well as her target's father, Trigon. Later gathering with Dick's other vigilante allies to confront Trigon, Kory became one of the victims trapped in the demon's false reality, before being freed and witnessing Rachel defeating her father. Kory then moved to Chicago and partnered with Donna Troy for a time before rejoining the Titans in San Francisco, where she helped in stopping their old enemy Deathstroke and reunited with old flame Faddei; warned of Blackfire's return, Kory was forced to kill Faddei after her sister, who revealed herself as responsible for their parents' deaths, mind-controlled him. Kory later reconciled with Blackfire after the Titans visit to Gotham following the death of Jason Todd and subsequent battles against his Red Hood persona and alliance with Scarecrow. Kory sought to understand her new powers and the truth of her destiny; as prophesized by her people her entire life and how the red moon, Brother Blood, and visions of a little girl with a red balloon play into it. After accepting her destiny, Kory's power transformed and she was able to destroy Brother Blood. After returning to San Francisco, Kory began a relationship with Dick Grayson, and the two prepared for a future together as the Titans disbanded.

Koriandr

// // 25-01

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Heleena Häyhä was born July 8th, 2015 making her 27yrs old as od 2042. She was born in Finland. Her father remarried to her mother who immigrated from Turkey. She had four half brothers from her fathers first marriage. Her father was a harshly abusive alcoholic and her brothers regularly harassed her over being from a different mother. Her mother ran off when she was 14 not being able to handle the abuse any longer. Heleena developed a very strong constitution due to fighting her father and brothers all the time. When she was 17 she too had enough and ran off. Wandering the streets without any idea what to do. Until a Gypsy ran circus that toured Europe came around. She joined them taking any odd job she could get. Cleaning up mostly. One day a very large Russian man, Ivan Svorsky approached her and offered to train her noticing her reslove and stone attitude. First training to be the Strong Woman of the show since he began to be a bear wrestler. When Ivan was brutally injured by a bear during a show she took the beast on herself and accidentally killed it. Rather than being angry Ivan was proud and made her the new bear wrestling attraction while he recovered. When she was 24 she began finding new paths into professional fighting and wrestling to make more money. When Ivan passed away from cancer when she was 25, she left the circus and moved to the US to pursue her new fighting career. Now she hops promotion to promotion for MMA and Professional Wrestling. Wanting to be an example to all that no matter the struggle you experience, so long as you keep fighting, you never truly lose. You never lose until you quit and give up. Height : 5.8 ft , Bust Around : 3.5 ft (38DD) , Underbust Around : 2.8 ft , Crotch-Hip Around : 3.4 ft , Shoulder to Crotch : 2.0 ft , Knee - Crotch to Knee : 1.3 ft .

Heleena

// // Häyhä

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Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

VAMJK

Snow Viper // //

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