?Communism... |
Krauser |
(2.63) |
1,792 |
2007-09-16 |
description:
Indeed it is...
domain:
communismisindeed
keywords:
soviet, russia, party
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?Darwin Award 1: Intelligence of WoW Players |
lollerkaust |
(1.17) |
1,793 |
2007-05-30 |
description:
Showing the average intelligence of the WoW community
domain:
darwinaward
keywords:
Warcraft, anal, kitties, darwin award, purple elephants, nigalos
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?YOU FLAGGED DISNEY'S MARSUPILAMI... |
BuddyBoy600alt |
(4.60) |
1,797 |
2018-01-06 |
description:
On September 22nd, 2017, I was false flagged on Youtube for the Disney's Marsupilami episode "The Wizard of Mars". I was pissed on getting a community guideline strike. Therefore. This clip is from Brooklyn99 and the line is a refference to "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" (Gene Wilder version). I will not use the version from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (I think Gene Wilder was abusing a boy).
domain:
YouFlaggedDisneyMarsupilami
site text:
YOU GET NOTHING! // YOU LOSE! // GOOD DAY, SIR!
keywords:
Brooklyn99, Brooklynninenine,YouGetNothingYouLoseGoodDaySir,CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory,CaptainHolt
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?Soviet Canuckistan |
IrishRepublican |
(3.36) |
1,799 |
2006-08-07 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
redcanada
site text:
Soviet // Canada //
keywords:
Canada, Canadian, Communism, Red, Soviet
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?LOL SEE ITS COMMUNISM BUT ON A CAPITAL... |
Kacen |
(3.05) |
1,801 |
2007-09-13 |
description:
SOVIETS ARE SO COOL CUS LIEK ON RED ALERT THEY LIKE ARE COOL AND HAVE GIANT TANKS AND LOL ZEPPELINS AND STALIN IS COOL CUS THERE IS NO SOCIAL STIGMA AGAINST THINKING SOVIETS WERE COOL AS OPPOSED TO FASCISTS LOLOLOL
domain:
vivailduce
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?This community means about as much to me, as... |
Krall |
(2.33) |
1,802 |
2006-03-03 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
tcmaamtmaafbods
site text:
...a festering // bowl of // dog snot!
keywords:
this, community, means, about, as, much, to, me, as, a, festering, bowl, of, dog, snot, UHF, kevin, mccarthy, rj, r.j., fletcher, channel, 62
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?Marxist Gaming |
JLen503 |
(3.46) |
1,809 |
2008-06-18 |
description:
lol
domain:
Marxist
keywords:
communism,Marx,Marxism,maxis,sim,city,Lenin
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?Eminent Domain PWNS Justice Souter! |
Thorburninator |
(3.53) |
1,811 |
2006-01-25 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
souterpwned
keywords:
Souter, Supreme Court, Alito, Bush, Eminent Domain, Ayn Rand, Libertarianism, Liberal, Conservative, Socialism, Communism, Fascism
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?Emerald 1927 |
RedDaVinci |
(3.24) |
1,811 |
2007-07-23 |
description:
Start with one wacky Communist leader, add one cup of Emerald. Stir until BAM!
domain:
lenbam
keywords:
emerald, lenin, vladimir, communism, communist, bam
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?I Am A Toaster |
Audovoice |
(2.60) |
1,811 |
2013-10-17 |
description:
Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.
I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out.
I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers.
Experiment Log 426-1:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1
Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties.
Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.
Experiment Log 426-2:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2
Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view.
Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.
domain:
SCP-426
keywords:
SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror
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?Dj Lenin Has No Time For Your Capitalism! |
Shazmir |
(3.44) |
1,814 |
2009-10-20 |
description:
DJ Lenin has only time for party. He has no time for your Capitalism!
domain:
djlenin
site text:
DJ Lenin // Has No Time // FOR YOUR CAPITALISM!
keywords:
DJ, Lenin, Communism, Capitalism, Laser, Lazor, Lightshow, Mixing, Commie, elecktro, kanye west glasses, kanye, sunglasses, dirty commy, red
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?Quenching the Thirst of the Poor |
Larksmann |
(3.57) |
1,823 |
2007-04-22 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
communityservice
keywords:
thirst, poor, community, service
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?Joe McCarthy High Fives Adam |
bythorsbeard |
(3.20) |
1,825 |
2006-10-06 |
description:
Joe McCarthy helps ensure that mankind gets off on the right foot.
domain:
joemccarthyhighfivesadam
site text:
High Five! // //
keywords:
Joe McCarthy, McCarthy, High Five, Adam, Eve, Creationism, Red Scare, Communism, Genesis, God, Garden of Eden, Eden
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?Absath Fails at stopping gold farmers |
ElementBrian |
(1.00) |
1,837 |
2006-02-16 |
description:
Absath of CAD, a really crappy webcomic for kids who were rejected from the mall monkeys and Penny Arcade Communities, tried to come up with a list of gold farmers so other sites could block them, not only does this fail because now you are giving everyon
domain:
absathfails
site text:
Yahoos Secret Gold Farm // //
keywords:
cad, absath, ctrl alt del, gold, gold farmers, wow
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?Lysistrata's 15 Minutes of Fame |
Fullon |
(2.50) |
1,837 |
2006-07-14 |
description:
lol
domain:
feminismyuck
site text:
GROSS!!! DESTROY IT!!! // FEMINISM IS COMMUNISM // WITHOUT THE DICK
keywords:
lol
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?THE INTERNET |
trogg |
(3.00) |
1,838 |
2006-10-02 |
description:
YTMND, an acronym for "You're The Man Now, Dog!", is a website community that centers around the creation of YTMNDs, which are pages featuring a juxtaposition of a single image, optionally animated or tiled, along wi
domain:
awwwyeah
keywords:
hello
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?Communist Party of Anime |
MJP |
(2.00) |
1,842 |
2006-01-22 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
communistanime
site text:
ZOMG COMMUNISM // //
keywords:
Communist Party of Anime ZOMG Communism Soviet Union USSR CCCP Red Mage Final Fantasy Commies Reds Pinkos Comic Party Taishi
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?Communism Fails at life |
Dave221 |
(2.38) |
1,843 |
2005-06-14 |
description:
communism failed at life
domain:
communismfailsatlife
site text:
Math: C // Gym: C+ // Life: F
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?----------------------------------- |
klasky |
(3.19) |
1,847 |
2006-02-12 |
description:
The placing of new matter over old will never die
domain:
TNoO
keywords:
Communism, Cultural revolution, china, ron geesin, brain
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?Downloading Communism? |
Aubaine |
(3.07) |
1,848 |
2006-05-20 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
dlcommy
keywords:
Soviet Union Download Communism
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?(nsfw) British International Spy Isn't Doing It A... |
tryin2getS00d |
(1.50) |
1,849 |
2008-09-18 |
description:
Nope. Not gonna do it. They told me I was going to play racer x in the new speed racer movie and then when I got here these f*cking jaggie moths were everywhere. What the hell, mum. I did not attend Her Majesty's Community College to work at the Leaning T
domain:
BISIDIA
keywords:
space,spy,book,interplanetary,UK,racer x,olympics,worstytmnd,brittanyspears
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?Kim Jong Il's Missiles Make Him Ronery |
senator |
(2.38) |
1,853 |
2006-07-05 |
description:
Missiles will make you lonely.
domain:
kimsmissiles
site text:
Missiles // Make You // Ronery.
keywords:
Kim Jong Il, missiles, taepo-dong 2, missile test, North Korea, Communism, ronery
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?The elderly community has one weakness.... |
Sapper31 |
(3.21) |
1,853 |
2007-07-11 |
description:
This was on the front page of my city's newspaper this morning. I lol'd.
domain:
badwomandriver
site text:
Female Drivers // //
keywords:
one weakness, female drivers, elderly weakness, weakness, driver, hummer, axel f, female driver
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?(communist) RON PAUL REVOLUTION |
JLen503 |
(2.71) |
1,857 |
2008-01-03 |
description:
besides, communism is much cooler than capitalism
domain:
communistronpaulrevolution
keywords:
communist,taco,bell,dog,ratm,ron,paul,che,
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?Penguin commie party! |
jetfighter180 |
(3.64) |
1,861 |
2006-08-20 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
penguincommunistparty
keywords:
communism, communist, penguin, party
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?Thulsa Doom enjoys volunteer work in his communi... |
P2H |
(4.02) |
1,861 |
2009-08-19 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
thulsadoomvolunteer
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?The Tender Side of Communism |
spongebolton |
(1.63) |
1,871 |
2006-04-13 |
description:
castro and khrushchev sitting in a tree
domain:
commieeyes
keywords:
castro, khrushchev, hungry eyes, eric carmen, communism, spelling your keywords correctly
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?OMG, Secret Mario Communism! (Turn Volume Hi... |
DevilAsh |
(1.00) |
1,874 |
2006-08-04 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
Mariocommunist
site text:
OMG! // //
keywords:
Mario, OMG, Communism, Secret, Hidden
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?ALL HAIL ANDREW 'STALIN 'GO... |
OrionHitman |
(2.83) |
1,880 |
2007-02-12 |
description:
ALL HAIL ANDREW 'STALIN' GOWER!!!
domain:
andrewstalin
keywords:
Andrew,stalin,gower,russia,communism,andrew gower,andrew stalin gower,communist,stalin wannabe,owned tbh,runescape,runescape forums
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?omg! LaForge is in Bionic Commando?? |
tkx7 |
(3.00) |
1,883 |
2007-11-12 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
laf
keywords:
bionic, commando, laforge, geordi communicate, communication, captain, picard, la, forge, engineering, Lieutenant, commmander,
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