| ?Picard loves Melissa Theuriau |
Crashwinder |
(2.20) |
2,176 |
2006-06-06 |
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description:
9 out of 10 gynotaxics agree: "I'd hit it".
domain:
picardtheuriau
site text:
French Newscaster: // Melissa Theuriau //
keywords:
melissa, theuriau, picard, billy, madison, so hot want to touch the hiny
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| ?Homestar's got something in his pocket... |
sonic-sheep |
(3.67) |
2,176 |
2006-11-27 |
|
description:
Homestar's got something in his pocket!He wants you to touch it!
domain:
somethinginmypocket
site text:
Where // the // pants?
keywords:
homestar, no pants, butters, south park, homestarrunner, boner, sonic sez, sonic says
|
| ?Mark Foley In 2 Seconds |
yolkyarrow |
(2.75) |
2,170 |
2006-10-06 |
|
description:
Mark Foley's Executive Summary
domain:
breakitdownfoley
site text:
I TOUCH // LITTLE BOYS // !!!!!!!!!!!
keywords:
Mark, Foley, Mark Foley, molest, molester, congressman, gay, perv, pervert, email, tears for fears, dew army, misheard, misheard lyrics, scandal, usa
|
| ?Brian Peppers Dream |
quacker912 |
(2.96) |
2,168 |
2007-01-08 |
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description:
Brian Peppers touched a nurses butt and was convicted of rape...
domain:
bpepdream
keywords:
Brian, Peppers, Rape, Nurse, Butt, Big Butts
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| ?(nsfw) cant touch this shimeji |
pretocao |
(3.88) |
2,162 |
2010-09-18 |
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description:
monkey from some video
domain:
canttouchshimeji
keywords:
shimeji, monkey
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| ?DON'T TOUCH THE RABBIT! |
CosbyDaf-2 |
(3.69) |
2,159 |
2006-11-25 |
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description:
Seriously, don't do it.
domain:
dontouchrabbit
keywords:
killer, rabbit,creepy, music
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| ?DON'T TOUCH MY BALLS!! |
EMCFitch |
(2.17) |
2,155 |
2004-06-19 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
DTMY
site text:
HANDS OFF! // //
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| ?StepBros vs. Scrooged |
SeNtu |
(4.11) |
2,155 |
2009-09-10 |
|
description:
See these bad boys? Touch em
domain:
scarypeks
keywords:
Step Brothers,Stomach,scrooged,pecks,will Ferrell,ytmnd,6 pack
|
| ?Billy Mays XBOX 360 Avatar |
pzychodel1kate |
(3.27) |
2,151 |
2009-06-30 |
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description:
For some reason Billy Mays has really touched our lives since his death. I just wanted to make an xbox 360 avatar tribute to him. He was a big hearted great guy, and I think we should remember him always.
domain:
BillyMaysXBOX360Avatar
keywords:
billy mays oxy clean xbox halo 360 pitchmen pitchman f*ck vince offer
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| ?Dont even.....think... about it! |
Creww |
(4.38) |
2,150 |
2009-01-21 |
|
description:
Touch my stapler and you die!
domain:
donttouchmystapler
keywords:
stapler creepy scary milton
|
| ?Sonic Gives Advice on a Thing Called Love! |
ChristianDethMetal |
(3.33) |
2,148 |
2007-07-08 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
loveadvice
site text:
Touching // Yoooooooouuuu........ //
keywords:
sonic gives, sonic advice, sonic, the darkness, advice, thing called love
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| ?Touched by the Angel of Death |
WiseWiz |
(3.33) |
2,145 |
2006-07-03 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
dyedeath
keywords:
Touched by an angel, john dye, angel of death, slayer, death, grim reaper
|
| ?It's Jack Black Time!!!1 |
innitdude |
(3.33) |
2,143 |
2005-11-10 |
|
description:
Jack Black will kick your*ssif you touch his f*cking shnitzels!!!
domain:
jacklee
keywords:
jack,black,karate,bruce,lee,tenacious d
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| ?Sonic Gives more State Fair Park Ranger Advice |
Mightyboy7 |
(2.94) |
2,139 |
2005-11-22 |
|
description:
Sorry, I don't expect many to get it. Just another crappy site with everything recorded using a bad microphone.
domain:
sonicranger2
site text:
DON'T TOUCH // THAT BOX! //
|
|
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| ?SHPROCKETS |
inkweeweeus |
(2.75) |
2,139 |
2004-05-05 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
sprockets
site text:
DO YOU // WANT TO TOUCH // MY MONKEY
|
| ?Kill Bill touches your tralala |
themuffinman6 |
(2.13) |
2,137 |
2006-04-29 |
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description:
I don't know why the blood on Beatrix' shirt is ash colored, but whatever.
domain:
killtralala
keywords:
Kill,Bill,Kill Bill,touch,tralala,ooo,Tarantino,lol,spank
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| ?Oh, you touch my PSTriple |
DarthWang |
(4.21) |
2,136 |
2009-11-22 |
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description:
LOL!
domain:
shagged
site text:
Oh, you touch my BALLIN! // //
keywords:
VOTE 5
|
| ?MadTV Stuart, Noooooooo!!!!! |
pgodbout |
(3.50) |
2,133 |
2005-12-23 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
nooooes
site text:
bad touch // //
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| ?Can't Touch Doug!! |
tuesdayisgone |
(3.50) |
2,130 |
2006-03-11 |
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description:
who could of guessed?
domain:
mcdougtouch
site text:
// Can't touch Doug.... //
keywords:
doug, wierd, mc,hammer,hammertime, can't,touch,this, baggy, pants,
|
| ?Animal Crossing - The Tragedy |
S34L |
(1.38) |
2,128 |
2007-12-01 |
|
description:
No, this is not MY mother that's being talked about. Also, to people Digging this: STOP. Max is not a millionaire. If this becomes another HTPAT, it will probably get changed again and NO ONE will get to be touched by it.
domain:
animalcrossingthetragedy
keywords:
animal, crossing, jahovawitness, gamecube, fiddle, my, c*ck
|
| ?Toucha toucha toucha... |
ChickenSoda |
(3.86) |
2,126 |
2006-04-12 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
touchame
site text:
I WANT // TO BE // DIRTY
keywords:
Touch me, atari, rocky horror picture show
|
| ?Hammer Time |
valeriatqm |
(1.00) |
2,126 |
2012-09-08 |
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description:
Can't touch this (x2)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to the BAY
It's Hammer go Hammer
mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
domain:
valeria-hammertime
site text:
Mc Hammer. <3 // //
keywords:
hammertime,hammer,time,mc hammer,mc,random,tacos,yeah
|
| ?Guild Wars is a Bunch of Animals! |
bigmike1020 |
(2.33) |
2,123 |
2007-04-12 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
gwhump
keywords:
Guild Wars, Discovery Channel, The Bad Touch, Dry Hump
|
| ?Jake has the touch |
omnininja |
(2.79) |
2,114 |
2005-06-22 |
|
description:
dark tower
domain:
jaketouch
site text:
Jake // has // THE TOUUUCH
keywords:
dark tower, jake, the touch, steven king
|
| ?(Brian) Peppers Of The Caribbean |
jordanneff |
(3.67) |
2,114 |
2006-07-07 |
|
description:
The infamous brian peppers gets a pirate touch in this classic
domain:
peppersofthecaribbean
keywords:
brian peppers, peppers, brian, caribbean, carribean
|
| ?CAN'T TOUCH THIS |
yoshifan23 |
(3.50) |
2,114 |
2005-11-21 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
homerspin
site text:
Can't // Touch // him
|
| ?obscene dog .gif (meme) |
Morgrist |
(3.27) |
2,112 |
2009-05-30 |
|
description:
In which a YTMND user corrupts an innocent meme and turns it into dirty doggy porn.
domain:
noitsnotamemereally
keywords:
doggystyle, puppy porn, bad meme touching
|
| ?Don't touch my cheesesticks beyatch |
raptorcardz |
(2.03) |
2,108 |
2006-07-02 |
|
description:
Not even cheese sticks.
domain:
DTMCS
site text:
NECS // //
keywords:
Cheesesticks, Not even cheese sticks, NECS, die bitch, NEDM, cheese, sticks, bitch, sister, dude
|
| ?(nsfw) cat lady spins you right round |
majinmunkee |
(2.25) |
2,105 |
2010-03-21 |
|
description:
she touches your heart
domain:
catladyspins
site text:
MEOW // MEOW // MEOW
keywords:
catlady cat lady
|
| ?(nsfw) Nobody touches the sockbaby! |
paradox |
(3.00) |
2,102 |
2004-05-03 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
alienbrothers
site text:
Go tell your alien brothers // that Ronnie Cordova // says they're gay!
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