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This is how it should have played out

donbas

LOL!,VOTE 5

Journey into your inner peaceful place as the video tame console brings us to the Tree of Tranquility. As its blossoms gently flutter down like dancing ballerinas on the winds, you are mesmerized by the subtle beauty of the tree. As you lean your back onto the soft bark and feel the blossoms blanket your body, you drift off to a restful slumber. It is said those that lay under the tree never again have trouble falling asleep.

TRANQUILItmndTreeofTranquility

Tree,TRANQUILItmnd,Tranquility,Sleepy,Blossoms

Mr. Riker - you have no ass

rikerhasnoass

LOL!,VOTE 5

Have a good time!

mugmangoodtime

>You WILL not post extreme racism >You WILL not post hardcore pornography >You WILL not post anything illegal (animal torture, anything that could be remotely described as child porn, etc) >You WILL not post pictures of your friends or enemies >You WILL not post someone's personal information (such as addresses, phone numbers, full names) >You WILL not post inside jokes that the majority of the members of YTMND won't understand. >You WILL not post any of the following words in the title or text of the site: OMG, LOL, ROFL, WTF, PWNED, O RLY, OWNED, OMFG, etc. >You WILL not post blatant copyright infringement >You WILL not post complete lack of creativity, such as straight rips from family guy, the simpsons or any other tv show >You WILL not post anime (please, just go to 4chan and get it over with) >You WILL not post finding random images on the internet and putting them to dumb random songs

MaxJak

max,soyjak,terms of service

Interviews with Patients of Depression by Psychiatrist 1959

itookanoverdoseofpills

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30 Years ago, Sesame Street ran the saddest segments ever. Cookie Monster having a nightmare on meeting The Monster Cookie. He tells Cookie Monster a sad story on he became a cookie. He used to a blue furry monster. But his Cookie only diet made him become a cookie.

TheLoudFamilyFeelsSorryforCookieMonster

The most saddest // Cookie Monster // segment ever!

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u have been trolled!

uhavebentrololololed

rape!!! // rape?? // RAPE!!!!!!!!

Rumors abound that Dr. FAGGOT might have had something to do with this Diane Sawyer - based Maverick

mcgaygay

LOL!,VOTE 5

So Kramer is on trial for being racist at the Laugh Factory but due to an extremely unlikely coincidence, the judge, jury, audience, and everyone else in the courtroom have never heard the n-word before and don't know what it means

recesses

LOL!,VOTE 5

https://exposeintelligence.blogspot.com/2015/03/mind-control-and-mind-reading.html https://exposeintelligence.blogspot.com/search/label/Jewish%20Talmud https://exposeintelligence.blogspot.com/2017/06/absolute-must-read-microwave-weapons.html https://exposeintelligence.blogspot.com/2015/08/mind-control-and-augmented-cognition.html https://exposeintelligence.blogspot.com/2014/10/the-stasi-octopus.html https://exposeintelligence.blogspot.com/2017/02/the-jewish-gangsters-in-america.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koD4oExfDxI https://web.archive.org/web/20191026120100/http://cultstate.com/training http://www.hourofthetime.com/majestyt.htm https://cultstate.com/ https://www.targetedjustice.com/dr-paul-batcho.html https://phys.org/news/2020-01-rna-effect-dna.html# https://archive.md/QYwFm https://taibbi.substack.com/p/the-sovietization-of-the-american http://metallicman.com/laoban4site/what-the-progressive-liberals-have-in-store-for-conservatives/ https://steadystate.org/populations-problem/ https://archive.org/details/TheImpactOfScienceOnSociety-B.Russell

familyguyfunniestmoments

Your sacred cities have become a // wasteland Zion is a wasteland // Jerusalem a desolation

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We all just want to have a good life in this world of pain and conflict....

ORVSMcAERJB

dudley theme,sad,rain,drunk,chicken,beer

This one came out kind of underwhelming but for once I blame it on the song rather than my remixing skills. Also, if you beat this boss, you are now a fat winner and you still have body odor.

youreafatloserandyouhavebodyodor

LOL!,VOTE 5

what have I become

hx

cookie monsters thoughts on // cookie clicker //

cookie clicker,cookie monsters

Join now and you will have BIG BOOTY Brazillian babes on your male genitalia

bigbootybitchs

JOEY IS JOE JOE // joe joe joe joe joe joe joe // joe joe joe joe joe joe joe

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Site that should have been made 14 years ago

laserdore

LOL!,VOTE 5

French modeling agent Jean-Luc Brunel found dead in prison cell. (CNN)French modeling agent Jean-Luc Brunel, a longtime associate of disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein, has been found dead in his prison cell, a spokesperson for the Paris prosecutor's office said. Brunel was found alone, hanged with bedsheets, in his jail cell at the Santé prison in the French capital at around 1:30 a.m. local time on Saturday, the prosecutor's office told CNN. It would not comment on whether Brunel killed himself, adding an investigation into the cause of death has been opened, "as it is systematically done in these cases," entrusted to the French judicial police. Brunel's French lawyers told CNN their client's "decision was not guided by guilt, but by a sense of injustice." "Jean-Luc Brunel has never stopped claiming his innocence. He has multiplied his efforts to prove it. A judge had released him a few months ago, and then he was re-incarcerated in undignified conditions," a statement sent to CNN by his lawyers Mathias Chichportich, Marianne Abgrall and Christophe Ingrain read. Accused of rape by several former top models, which he denied, the 75-year-old was put under formal investigation in France in late June 2021 for "rape of a minor over 15," the prosecutor's office confirmed. Brunel was arrested at Paris Charles de Gaulle Airport in December 2020 on counts of "rape and sexual assault, rape and sexual assault on a minor under 15, rape and sexual assault on a minor over 15, sexual harassment, criminal associations and human trafficking to the detriment of minor victims for the purposes of sexual exploitation." He was released under judicial supervision for a few days in November 2021, before being returned to prison by decision of the Paris Court of Appeals. He appealed the decision as the prosecution prepared its case. Brunel's arrest was part of a probe launched in 2019 by French prosecutors, targeting "acts of sexual nature likely to have been committed by Jeffrey Epstein and possible accomplices," based on checks and cross-checks carried out on information provided to the Paris public prosecutor's office and exchanges with US authorities. Epstein was found dead in his prison cell in the United States on August 10, 2019. He was awaiting trial at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan, after pleaded not guilty to federal charges accusing him of operating a sex trafficking ring from 2002 to 2005 at his Manhattan mansion and his Palm Beach estate, and allegedly paying girls as young as 14 for sex. A medical examiner ruled his death was suicide by hanging.

brunel

// CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC BRUNEL // #DIDNOTKILLHIMSELF

Epstein,Jean-Luc Brunel,Brunel,Elite,Royals,Clinton,Picard,suicide,Jean-Luc,Prostitute

A taste of what might have been if "You da ant!" from Antz became the line from a turn-of-the-millennium movie that inspired a meme website instead of "You're the man now, dog!"

youdaant

You // da // ant!!!!!

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fun game! this has probably been done before but the idea just hit me like 2 hours ago lol

wiitanksin1989

Wii Tanks! // //

wii,tanks,wii tanks,china,tiananmen,square

Moon Man is an evil supervillain. Do I need to put a disclaimer here? Don't make bomb threats, asshole. BOMBTHREAT Uhh Ayo it's just another bombthreat, uh KKK Ayo it's just another bombthreat, yeah It goes a K, K, K Yeah and it's just another bombthreat And glowniggers be thinkin' that they can fake this But I'ma drop it from a higher level 'Cause I'm inclined to stoop down, hand out some beatdowns Could run a train on punk coons that think they run the game But I learned to burn black bitches and delete Those who compete at a level that's obsolete Instead, I warm my hands upon the flames of the flag To recall the downfall and the jewish businesses that burnt us all See through the news and the views that twist reality Enough, I call the bluff, fuck your diversity Landlords and power whores, on my people they took turns Never choose to lose, I ignite and then watch 'em burn With the thoughts from a militant mind Hardline, hardline after hardline Landlords and power whores, on my people they took turns Never choose to lose, I ignite and then watch 'em burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn, jews are gonna Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn It goes a K, K, K Another funky, radical bombthreat Started as a sketch in my notebook And now phone booths make kikes take another look My thoughts you hear and you begin to fear (fear) That you're gettin' a shower if you interfere (interfere) With the thoughts from a militant, militant mind Hardline, hardline after hardline Jewish landlords and power whores, on my people they took turns Never choose to lose, I ignite and then watch 'em burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn, jews are gonna Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa KKKK Ah ah KKKK Ayo it's just another bombthreat, yeah Uh uh Check it out Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn, jews are gonna Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn, jews are gonna Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn, jews are gonna Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn Burn

bombthreat

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Alright, we have another caller It's Ogdan Skank What's up, Ogdan? It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut Now listen up Lol whatever faggot I have a very important— Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff My flow tough like elephant skin My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7 Jump on the YTMND I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC 'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7 Blue 42 hut hut 9/11 And you can get lost in natsoc perfection Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks I'm givin' race war addicts their fix I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry 'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy You punk bitch Current year, we're here Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and Mr. Krabs Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear Get that bullshit out the atmosphere Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here Legacy raps, Mac T on the track Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap White Air Force, stash spot with the gat It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at? More action, more excitement, more everything The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage Isn't that right Krabby Wabby? Oh yeah The current year has been an eventful one so far And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy AAAAAGH I couldn't agree more, but you know what? Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage Vote 5 A "Santabot" would be nice Come again? I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice" Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot" I'm here to tell you what to do And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick I'm here to help If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that Your help is definitely appreciated Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay I respect you I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor I think Krabs, I talk Krabs And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog! So, pretty please, with a nigger on top Vote fuckin' 5 This is Moon Man here KKK, KK, KK Proudly bringing you Numero dookie, niggers The White Album: Part 2 Two big White balls to yo face McDonaldland's magical radio

twapt

moon man,pilleater,krabs,santabot,doctor destruction,pulp fiction,mcdonaldland,kramer,The White Album: Part 2,kkk

It has been reduced to nothing.

PS3sadness

ps3,playstation,tears,in ,the ,rain

What an incredible SMELL you have discovered!

typhlosion

As you know, I am a fan of Disney's Marsupilami. But when it goes to online trolls who flag my Disney's Marsupilami episodes on Youtube, It is not okay. It is again stealing Fizzy Lifting Drinks. I think this scene from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory has been used as an angry message to bad users. I know I would use it as an angry message to online trolls who hates the Disney version of Marsupilami.

youopinionbasheddisneymarsupilami

SO YOU GET, NOTHING! // YOU LOSE! // GOOD DAY, SIR!!!

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,Gene Wilder,YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS,SO YOU GET NOTHING,YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR,Online Trolls,Cyberbullies

You have been Shrek'd

GetShrekd

get shrek'd // you have been skrek'd // now shrek 3 other people

shrek,chris farley

Call the ADL

Funtime1488

You have to go to school It's September 7th 2002 6 AM

Wakeupits2002

I Miss you // //

early 2000s,2002,vaporwave

All you have to do is fart into a Coke and enjoy! Foke: The choice of a new generation!

foke

FOKE! // Fart into a coke! //

fart,coke,bill cosby

Oh snap, I am sorry. I accidentally gave you my friend's mixed music CD that I meant to keep here and install the music on my computer, I found the CD with the (final exam) on it. If there's some way I could send it to you, that would be great. I am sorry about that, and hope it didn't affect the grade at all. Again, if I could get that CD back so that I can install the music. Sorry for the mix up.

andrewerickson

oh snap,andrew erickson,pedo,porn,swansea,cum town,cum,encyclopedia dramatica

Greta and Cpt. James T. Kirk have a little argument whether or not teleportation cause climate change.

narrative

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