?The Expendables 3 > The Giver |
Ebb1993 |
(1.00) |
856 |
2014-08-19 |
description:
So what if The Expendables 3 flopped at #4 at the box office? So what if it got bad reviews? And so what if the movie was rated PG-13 or if the movie was leaked on the Internet before its release in theaters? I'm at least glad the movie still managed to defeat The Giver.
domain:
expendablesvsgiver
site text:
Action movies will never die! // //
keywords:
The Expendables,The Expendables 3,The Giver,action movies never die,PG-13,piracy,Ace Combat
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?You have been logged out of iPass portal due to ina... |
chrcal |
(1.00) |
595 |
2014-08-15 |
description:
iPass Open Mobile portal has an aggressive inactivity time-out that automatically logs users out. This can be frustrating when you are in the middle of something yet have to step out for a sec to gather data. The sound-byte is a familiar one used in other Nooooo! memes.
domain:
ompnoooo
site text:
you been logged // out now, dawg! //
keywords:
open mobile,portal,ipass,no,inactivity,timeout,logged out
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?X5 Mega-Arena Eliminatorias - Inscriçoes |
x5megaarena |
(1.00) |
313 |
2014-08-09 |
description:
Se inscreva
domain:
x5megaarenaInscricoes
site text:
X5 MEGA ARENA 2014 PART 2 // SE INSCREVA // PARA SALVAR O RED!
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?A Moment of Respite - Or How I learned to Stop ... |
wisdumcube |
(4.26) |
6,031 |
2014-07-26 |
description:
I think frog realized he left the oven on back at his house, or maybe he's trying to figure out advanced technology.
domain:
cronoandfriendstakeabreak
keywords:
chrono trigger,crono,lucca,marle,robo,frog,ayla,magus,an adventure through time,waiting
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?Where's Mami's head at? |
Ebb1993 |
(1.00) |
611 |
2014-07-21 |
description:
A scene in Puella Magi Madoka Magica where the gunslinging Mami is decapitated by the witch Charlotte... Or rather, her head eaten off by Charlotte.
domain:
mamideath
keywords:
Puella Magi Madoka Magica,Madoka,Mami,Basement Jaxx,Where's Your Head At
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?Ferris Bueller hates lobsters |
GlennQuagmire |
(2.55) |
1,027 |
2014-07-16 |
description:
An Adamant nature is chosen over Jolly because Mightyena needs the extra power due to its low offenses, but Jolly allows Mightyena to outspeed faster Ghost- and Psychic-type such as Adamant or Modest Drifblim and Modest Gardevoir. BlackGlasses is the preferred item as it gives Mightyena the power to guarantee a 2HKO against Musharna after Stealth Rock and to OHKO against Muk after two boost and Stealth Rock. Lum Berry also has some good uses, as it helps Mightyena against Jynx and lets it switch in on status moves from Pokemon such as Musharna and Misdreavus. Howl can also be used over Taunt or Toxic, allowing Mightyena to get a boost behind a Substitute or from a forced switch and OHKO Pokemon such as Roselia and Misdreavus, but Taunt and Toxic's support from Mightyena is more useful most of the time. Life Orb can also be used over BlackGlasses or Lum Berry, as it gives Mightyena more power, but Mightyena will faint quickly with the Life Orb recoil and Substitute.
domain:
buellerlobsters
keywords:
Since Mightyena can remove Psychic- and Ghost-types, Fighting-types such as Gurdurr, Sawk, and Primeape are all great partners to it, as they can easily KO Steel-types and wear down bulkier Pokemon so Mightyena can pick them off later in the game. Garbodor pairs well with Mightyena, as it can take any Bug- or Fighting-type move for Mightyena and set up entry hazards to wear down physical walls for it, while Mightyena can take on Psychic-types for Garbodor. Golurk is also an amazing partner for Mightyena as Golurk is immune to Fighting-type moves, able to take on the Steel-types that wall Mightyena with its STAB Earthquake, and can set up Stealth Rock to support the team. Meanwhile, Mightyena can deal with the Ghost-types that force Golurk out.
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?Brasil Decime Que Se Siente |
blinkythebear |
(1.00) |
627 |
2014-07-12 |
description:
^^
domain:
brasildecimequesesiente
keywords:
brasil,siente,mundial,world cup,2014,argentina,creedence
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?The DARK Ponies!!!! (or Ponies of the Apocalypse... |
PewdiePiesSlave |
(3.17) |
2,058 |
2014-07-11 |
description:
im actually gay
domain:
cultmember
keywords:
cult,brainwash,demons,brony,member of,community,community member,fag,gay,homosexual,accepted,member,calculated friendliness,facade,loving peaceful simulation,simulated good
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?How do you feel? |
Jessikey24 |
(1.67) |
348 |
2014-07-06 |
description:
Feeling sad or lonely? Look no further, my friend. I've got you covered.
domain:
MuseHowdoyoufeel
site text:
I'm // feeling // good
keywords:
muse,Feelin' good,How do you feel?
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?Sewer Surfin' |
XMajor7 |
(3.18) |
1,248 |
2014-07-05 |
description:
Sue or Serve as they say
domain:
sueorserve
site text:
Sue or Serve // //
keywords:
turtles in time,sewer surfin',ninja turtles,sue or serve
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?HERO? |
kingofpests |
(1.33) |
1,045 |
2014-07-02 |
description:
a person who, in the opinion of others, has heroic qualities or has performed a heroic act and is regarded as a model or ideal: He was a local hero when he saved the drowning child.
domain:
ahero
keywords:
hero,troll,epic,lol,poland,music,dog
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?MultiDimensional, High Density Data object, with aco... |
notopos |
(1.00) |
273 |
2014-06-16 |
description:
Example of multidimensional data object, from the Dr. Jonas Moses 2011 patent.
domain:
jonas-moses
keywords:
multidimensional,,high density data,ultrahigh density data,multidimensional data object,multidimensional data with acoustical component,acoustical data packet
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?Password Song |
hohohomer |
(3.00) |
491 |
2014-06-11 |
description:
The Classic Password Song!™
domain:
passwordsong
site text:
173467321476C32789 // 777643T732V7311788 // 8732476789764376
keywords:
data,enterprise,star trek
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?Kari Byron invested her Mythbusters money well! |
GaryGnu |
(3.38) |
1,451 |
2014-05-25 |
description:
BOOBS!
domain:
breastimplants
keywords:
mythbusters,kari byron,breast augmentation ,or babies
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?HOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA!!!!! |
peeis |
(4.00) |
1,967 |
2014-05-22 |
description:
this is my first ytmnd and i am a fan of space ghost coast to coast and sealab 2021 and belive it or not i like moon man i hope to make a ytmnd of him in the future kkk
domain:
moonman-is-going-to-moon-you-kkk
keywords:
hoona igna chowa neha,come on zorak,moltar,conan
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?cake or death, star trek ed. |
LegoLewdite |
(4.11) |
5,769 |
2014-05-21 |
description:
counselor sheet cake, you knew what this was.
domain:
cakemash
site text:
CAKE // or // DEATH
keywords:
cake,stng
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?It didn't say it had to make sense, right? |
Xawnder |
(1.00) |
173 |
2014-05-19 |
description:
It may or may not be an inside joke....
domain:
itsnotworthitjustcloseout
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?But first, let me take a PINGAS |
GlennQuagmire |
(2.33) |
819 |
2014-05-17 |
description:
This set aims to scout your opponent's team while maintaining offensive momentum. Fake Out always causes a flinch and packs decent power when boosted by Technician. U-turn keeps up momentum by bringing in an appropriate check or counter to whatever is out on the field. Taunt prevents the target from using non-attacking moves, which shuts down walls such as Alomomola and also prevents entry hazards, a great plus because of Persian's tendency to switch. Bite can be used instead of Taunt as it allows Persian to hurt Ghost-types, packing decent power with Technician and a good chance to cause a flinch. Keep in mind, however, that pairing Persian with a Ghost-type check handles most Ghost-types well enough, meaning that Bite is often unnecessary. Return is used as a strong STAB attack that can finish off any weakened opponents.
domain:
noimnot
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?Legit Question |
GaryGnu |
(3.20) |
942 |
2014-05-11 |
description:
Woman or man?
domain:
ConchitaWurst
site text:
// ? //
keywords:
woman or man,turn the page,bearded lady,transgender
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?classic rational answers |
LegoLewdite |
(3.67) |
1,573 |
2014-05-06 |
description:
or not
domain:
rationalanswers
keywords:
ed wood,primer
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?(nsfw) probablygonnafuckthisup |
lolidontgetit |
(1.00) |
940 |
2014-05-05 |
description:
ner·vous adjective \ˈnər-vəs\
: having or showing feelings of being worried and afraid about what might happen
: often or easily becoming worried and afraid about what might happen
: causing someone to feel worried and afraid : making someone nervous
domain:
from-now-on
site text:
probably // gonna // fuck this up
keywords:
Sage Caswell,"From Now On",From Now On,PGFTU
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?(nsfw) Did you miss this other gem from Donald St... |
Thunderwing |
(2.33) |
1,830 |
2014-05-03 |
description:
In his racist (or was it instead, or partially, sexual-insecurity based) rant, the soon-to-be former owner of the Clippers, Donald Sterling, also suggests that the nation of Israel is racist toward black people, similar to racism black people in the U.S. faced before the Civil Rights Act of 1963 was passed. I think this accusation is worth investigating, and, if true, the corrupt Israeli government MUST BE PRESSURED INTO ENSURING THAT ALL ISRAELI CITIZENS, REGARDLESS OF RACE, BE GRANTED EQUAL OPPORTUNITY TO SUCCEED IN ISRAELI SOCIETY!
Please also note that I am not saying that Jews are racist, but that the corrupt Israeli government has a lot to answer for, similar to other corrupt national governments like those of Uganda, Iran, and, yes, the United States of America. I'm also not denying that Sterling is a racist piece of crap because he is. But there's more going on than just his racism here. I also think Sterling leaked this himself to accelerate any sales of the Clippers so he can offload them as quick as possible to retire as quick as possible, and really does not care what the public thinks of him.
domain:
donaldsterlingisraelracism
keywords:
no agenda,adam curry,john c dvorak,donald sterling,clippers,israel,racism,segregation,nba,leak,corruption
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?(nsfw) Net Neutrality: Not All It's Cracked Up... |
Thunderwing |
(2.60) |
1,863 |
2014-05-03 |
description:
Adam Curry, former MTV VJ and co-host of No Agenda, describes what Net Neutrality REALLY is and why it might not be a good idea, especially if it interferes with ISP network management.
domain:
noagendanetneutrality
keywords:
no agenda,adam curry,john c dvorak,net neutrality,internet,metered,network management,data allowance policy,data usage meter,the best podcast in the universe
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?Across Stormy Seas |
wisdumcube |
(4.25) |
3,951 |
2014-05-01 |
description:
After the Great Cleansing, Isla Portada has become almost inhospitable. Much to their dismay, the surviving residents of the flood find themselves in a dire position without a reliable home to call their own. And so, with hope and determination in their hearts, in the face of almost sheer hopelessness, they set out across the great expanse--the much fabled Great Ocean of Serendipity--in search of salvation, leaving the only home they have ever known. What lies across these waters? Does the ocean give way to a n impassable network of islands that the stormy waves cannot penetrate? Is there even an end, or are the azure waters simply the eternal backdrop of a cruel God's domain? Can they ever find a new place to call home, or has their journey at sea become their final unrelenting torment?
domain:
unchartedwaters
keywords:
adventure,treasure,ye isle of lost jokes,azure waters,stormy seas,ocean,pirates?
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?Happy Easter??? |
DaveD1420 |
(1.67) |
237 |
2014-04-17 |
description:
Have a terrifying Easter!
domain:
ScaryBunnies
site text:
HAPPY EASTER // // OR ELSE!!!
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?PHARMACY TRUCK |
redrocket |
(1.80) |
933 |
2014-04-15 |
description:
I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me!
Have ya seen how expensive everything is now?
And the politics!
They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister!
And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop.
Bah
I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something.
And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first.
You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein.
I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya.
Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off.
And good luck getting your death permit on time!
It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though
Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast
No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver.
He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes.
That driver... he's going places!
domain:
futurepharmacy
site text:
We'll hear a jingle of // Pharmacy truck bells and // Shamble out to meet Dr Driver
keywords:
future,pharmacy,old,police brutality,idioms,nanny state,hallucinogens,nanobots
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?RIP Ultimate Warrior |
GaryGnu |
(3.50) |
2,043 |
2014-04-09 |
description:
James Hellwig, a.k.a. the Ultimate Warrior or just Warrior died.
domain:
JamesHellwig
site text:
ANOTHER // DEAD // WRESTLER
keywords:
Ultimate Warrior,Warrior,Dingo Warrior,steroids,drug abuse,rip,Homosexual
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?T3R5; this site pissed off my dad |
Famery-Gai |
(3.90) |
3,569 |
2014-04-03 |
description:
i can't remember if this is supposed to be my real round 3 submission, or the fake one.
domain:
chickenburgers
keywords:
VIRTUAL RAY-ALITY
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?aspirations... |
Xequma |
(3.50) |
439 |
2014-03-18 |
description:
aspirations or the action or process of drawing breath.
domain:
aspirations
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?Shave yourself or someone else |
dickwienerston |
(1.67) |
262 |
2014-03-13 |
description:
Go shave yourself or someone else
domain:
shaveyourself
site text:
SHAVE YOURSELF OR SOMEONE ELSE! // //
keywords:
shave
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