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It's ridiculous that something so simple as this worn and torn ball that has been thrown so many times over the years holds so much history. It may not men much to you or someone else but to me, this thing has been with me everywhere and for so long.

thrownaround

Everyone of all races deserves to be equal. It doesn't matter if your black, white, asian, native, etc. We are all God's children and Michael Jackson says it best in the hit song "Black or White."

blckorwhte

// Black or White //

black,white,black or white,baby,babies,Michael Jackson

During Leon's final boss battle with Simmons, he transforms into a T-Rex. What is this? Resident Evil or Jurassic Park? Or is Capcom trying to turn Resident Evil into Jurassic Park?

residentevil6trex

Resident Evil,Resident Evil 6,dinosaur,t-rex

WARNING Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution, or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures and video tapes. (Title 17, United States Code, Sections 501 and 506.) The Federal Bureau of Investigation investigates allegations of criminal copyright infringement. (Title 17, United States Code, Section 506).

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Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

SCP-426

SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror

slotown troll face at BoC, most people won't care about or get it, i don't care that you don't care

slotowntrollface

troll,troll face,chrono trigger,burn bobonga

Weight stigma, also known as weightism, weight bias, and weight-based discrimination, is discrimination or stereotyping based on one's weight, especially very large or thin people. The term is a misnomer as the stigma arises from the condition of being obese, or schadenfreude arising from the suffering from the disease, and not the body mass of the individual stigmatized in this manner. Weight stigma reflects internalized attitudes towards the obese that affects how those who are the targets of bias are treated.

bigpeopleinbigcities

Unsolved Mysteries,Robert Stack,Where's Waldo?,weightism

All I could ever want.

fullest-possible-use

No 9000 computer has // ever made a mistake // or distorted information.

HAL,2001,Space Odyssey,Chiptune,Chip

Data learns to dance.

datadances

data,star trek,tng

Whoops!

ohnoesprocedure

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

torah

VOTE 5

if you look closely, his shirt says, "[i]ptkfgs[/i]". also in the background is an orangutan, a dog, and a clown or something. all proof

essacly

proof of what?,exactly,pde10 is cool

Why? Or without what?

theseaofmylife

contemplating,existence

Don't fucking fall off or the Lakitu will drag you to 2-14

dwayneboweroad

dwayne,,bowe,road,football,kansas city,chiefs,mario kart,rainbow

I found the source for a bunch of ytmnds I deleted between 2006 and 2009. I'm going to upload them for better or for worse. Some* of them are absolutely terrible. *All

deletedIV

I found the source for a bunch of ytmnds I deleted between 2006 and 2009. I'm going to upload them for better or for worse. Some* of them are absolutely terrible. *All

deletedIII

I found the source for a bunch of ytmnds I deleted between 2006 and 2009. I'm going to upload them for better or for worse. Some* of them are absolutely terrible. *All

deletedII

I found the source for a bunch of ytmnds I deleted between 2006 and 2009. I'm going to upload them for better or for worse. Some* of them are absolutely terrible. *All

deletedI

A pony is a small horse[1][2][3] (Equus ferus caballus). Depending on context, a pony may be a horse that is under an approximate or exact height at the withers, or a small horse with a specific conformation and temperament. There are many different breeds. Compared to other horses, ponies often exhibit thicker manes, tails and overall coat, as well as proportionally shorter legs, wider barrels, heavier bone, thicker necks, and shorter heads with broader foreheads. The word "pony" derives from the old French poulenet, meaning foal, a young, immature horse, but this is not the modern meaning; unlike a horse foal, a pony remains small when fully grown. However, on occasion, people who are unfamiliar with horses may confuse an adult pony with a foal. The ancestors of most modern ponies developed small stature due to living on the margins of livable horse habitat. These smaller animals were domesticated and bred for various purposes all over the northern hemisphere. Ponies were historically used for driving and freight transport, as children's mounts, for recreational riding, and later as competitors and performers in their own right. During the Industrial Revolution, particularly in Great Britain, a significant number were used as pit ponies, hauling loads of coal in the mines. Ponies are generally considered intelligent and friendly, though sometimes they also are described as stubborn or cunning. Properly trained ponies are appropriate mounts for children who are learning to ride. Larger ponies can be ridden by adults, as ponies are usually strong for their size. In modern use, many organizations define a pony as a mature horse that measures less than 14.2 hands (58 inches, 147 cm) at the withers, but there are a number of exceptions. Different organizations that use a strict measurement model vary from 14 hands (56 inches, 142 cm) to nearly 14.3 hands (59 inches, 150 cm). Many breeds classify an animal as either horse or pony based on pedigree and phenotype, no matter its height. Some full-sized horses may be called "ponies" for various reasons of tradition or as a term of endearment.

maythebestpetwin

Website for anyone thinking about putting on or removing a cast from any limb. Daily discussions and weekly mailouts for all body cast enthusiasts

plastersfordummies

Jack // Your // Body!!

There are YTMND's about the 80's or the 90's and the first decade of the 21st century ended over 2 years ago, if you haven't noticed... It's about time someone made a YTMND about the 00's!

requestmnd

There needs to be // a YTMND made // about the 00's

00's,nostalgia

My name is Lady Blindheit (not really) and I create stuff or whatever.

idetestallpeople

I hate people // except for ones i like // not including you

i,hate,all,people,except,for,myself,and,my,friends

At present, it's impossible to say what the strange goo was or where it came from.

whentheskiesopenupoveranothersmallcommunity

Unsolved Mysteries,Robert Stack,blobs,blob,The Blob,goo,supernatural,creepypasta,JELLO

It's been over 2 months since the last contest ended! My idea for a contest: YTMND Shirt Design 2 (so far as as I know, those old designs were never used, anyway). Or maybe Max can think of a good contest?

competition

contest,contests

No relation to the X-Zone in Sonic Advance, or Project X Zone, Sonic must infiltrate a heavily armed fortress to shut down a bio-computer before the world is destroyed.

xzone

X-Zone // //

X-Zone,Sonic the Hedgehog,Rejected Sonic Zone

;^)

tittiesgonewild

ES se on jumalten juoma // //

es, titties,boobs,nigga,jonne,esjonne,energy drink,funny

Captain Picard is in trouble! Can Macgyver save the Enterprise? Find out in the next exciting episode of YTMND! Don't miss it or your parents will disown you!

saver

LOL!,VOTE 5

Do the people who write the code for the internet and cell phones not realize i want to be able to set any webpage i want to load at a certain time by alert or alarm. I don't want your default alarms. What if i wanted to plant my cell phone somewhere and scare the poo out of someone with a site like this? My iphone don't fucking do dat! And i'm not gonna spend the time making it a fucking ringtone! Yeah i'm pissed fuck! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

cutestephaniesite

Did anyone ever post on ebaums forums like ten years ago and remember that dude Quintesson?

A View to Shaquille

OhYesWeDid

Oh Yes We Did

stoled give me tel me how to make music or at least how to use the buttons then ill stop doign this

fjfjjfjfj

stoled