?Gee MB, how come your party let you have TWO... |
rylune |
(2.00) |
1,538 |
2018-09-03 |
description:
RPG2 8/30/18
domain:
geemb
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?(nsfw) JAYJAY THE JETPLANE SUCKY SUCK... |
The-Pikirbjo |
(3.13) |
1,797 |
2018-09-02 |
description:
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IT IS MY GOOD FRIEND JAY JAY I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY FOR SO LONG
domain:
jayjaythejizzplane
site text:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA // AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA // AHAHAHAHAHAHA BAG THAT WAS SWELL
keywords:
jay jay,barney,hentai,poopy
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?Baby having a wonderful time |
form |
(3.25) |
551 |
2018-08-24 |
description:
Baby is havin a wondeful time yo
domain:
kimpa
site text:
Living in the sunlight // Loving in the moonlight // Having a wonderful time
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?Brian Peppers: Uncatchable Predator |
Xelo |
(4.19) |
2,008 |
2018-08-23 |
description:
Brian Peppers refuses to have a seat right over there.
domain:
UncatchablePredator
site text:
Why don't you have a sea-- // //
keywords:
Brian Peppers,Chris Hanson
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?MRW when imgur makes a big deal of having SOU... |
jolietjane |
(3.67) |
1,217 |
2018-08-21 |
description:
oh and BTW sound-enabled videos on imgur only work on iOS, because fuck Android and PC users I guess
domain:
itwaseasier10yearsago
keywords:
javert,imgur,ytmnd
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?Thank you |
Connor12345 |
(3.67) |
644 |
2018-08-16 |
description:
This was meant to be a test if site creation had gone down for good. Nevertheless, I know the site does not have long. I thank all of you at YTMND for over a decade of humor. May your services and the laughs you provided when I was a grade schooler who went on sites and played games they probably shouldn't have as a child live on forever, even the dumbass sites I made in my early teens and heavily regret making. Thanks for making the internet a little bit worse.
domain:
testingtoseeifcreateaytmndisdeadforgood
site text:
// si monumentum requires // circumspice
keywords:
rest in peace
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?Why the fuck is this place still up? |
TheMysteriousStrange |
(3.40) |
1,334 |
2018-08-15 |
description:
I don't care who you are on here, this place is dead and max should have pulled the plug.
domain:
maxnukeit
keywords:
Dead,Website,Max,Nuke,It
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?Animaniacs say RELAX |
rextocopula |
(2.25) |
1,286 |
2018-08-09 |
description:
they're Animaniacs and Frankie say Relax, their genes have been spliced
domain:
animaniacsrelax
keywords:
90s,pinky and the brain,cartoon,nostalgia,frankie say relax,relax,animaniacs,warner brothers
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?33/78: Stapler Man |
DarthWang |
(4.39) |
2,772 |
2018-08-06 |
description:
Stapler Man isn't a very hard boss to beat, but you have to remember to give him his weapon back before the end of the game or he'll set Dr. Light's Laboratory on fire
domain:
bindup
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
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?Second Gizmodo Anniversary! |
airbud |
(3.00) |
403 |
2018-07-29 |
description:
It's been two years since Max told Gizmodo that YTMND will be shutting down. It'll be around forever.
domain:
gizmodo2
site text:
TWO // YEARS // LATER
keywords:
gizmodo,max
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?Been 10 years but... |
SLjimbolian |
(1.00) |
436 |
2018-07-25 |
description:
Still with it!
domain:
years2018
keywords:
mlp,old school
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?click this....could be really cool >:) |
masahub |
(2.40) |
632 |
2018-07-23 |
description:
really cool....
domain:
pedophilesanonymous
site text:
wait............................ // so your e telling me // people look at these ?
keywords:
click,worthy,website,web,site,ytmnd,hot,popular,new,awesome
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?Kurt Cobain is... a career counselor! |
Nickelodeon |
(1.83) |
1,385 |
2018-07-20 |
description:
.
domain:
opportunities
site text:
// YOU COULD DO ANYTHING //
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?Thanks, Unread Message |
Turtleproof |
(2.86) |
1,283 |
2018-07-08 |
description:
I will never feel abandoned so long as I have this one unread message in my You're The Man Now, Dog inbox. #Blessed
domain:
youwillalwaysbeinmyheart
site text:
limitless // // cummies
keywords:
friend,inbox,message,kindness,cumblast,blessed,imgay,evenmorecum,isthereevenalimittohowmanykeywordsicanadd,horsewarzepisode69revengeofthehorseclit
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?Always Succeed At Everything |
tenantennae |
(2.17) |
722 |
2018-07-03 |
description:
To succeed at everything you do, you have to do whatever it takes. Just like Tom Hiddleston when he when he won the part of Thor.
domain:
dailysuccessmotivation
site text:
#SUCCESS // //
keywords:
tom hiddleston,thor
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?I think it's gonna be a long time |
tonytonka |
(2.86) |
1,334 |
2018-07-01 |
description:
Well, i have a feeling it's gonna be a long time before this update finnishes. '-.-
domain:
eltonwindows
keywords:
Windows,Windows 10,Elton John,Updating,Slow,Rocket Man,Updates,Microsoft
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?Over 10 years on YTMND, baby! |
tonytonka |
(2.76) |
1,520 |
2018-07-01 |
description:
Been here over 10 years now, man!
domain:
tenyearsandcounting
site text:
10 years baby! // //
keywords:
10 years,man,2008,2018,im too late but whatever,tonytonka,dj tony
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?when world collide |
imthepugstermorelike |
(3.67) |
946 |
2018-06-30 |
description:
havent been here in awhile lol
domain:
dropthesoapplz
site text:
N // //
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?Max Reflects on YTMND |
airbud |
(3.27) |
1,749 |
2018-06-24 |
description:
At least we have some stories we can tell.
domain:
maxdidhisbest
keywords:
max,jack,skellington,ytmnd,nighmare before christmas
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?Succeeding With YTMND Has Never Been Easier |
tenantennae |
(2.83) |
958 |
2018-06-23 |
description:
Thanks for all the 1s! Keep 'em coming!
domain:
vote5isdead
site text:
VOTE 1, ASSHOLES ! // //
keywords:
vote 5,vote 1,exodus gods and kings
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?(nsfw) TMWTHSWM |
Nickelodeon |
(1.40) |
526 |
2018-06-20 |
description:
.
domain:
danaykroyd
site text:
THOSE MEN WANTED // TO HAVE SEX WITH ME //
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?Brian Mueller has been found dead in Miami?! |
Waymu |
(2.33) |
450 |
2018-06-20 |
description:
Uh oh!!!! Pooped on my own head again!
domain:
Tuscaloosa
site text:
pizza is overrated // i'm afraid of zip files // i punched a shark in the face
keywords:
brian mueller,funny meme,razorath,jumpy monks
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?(nsfw) The Squirrels are naked! (Hey Duggee - Th... |
Homestar-Runner-Fan |
(1.67) |
1,068 |
2018-06-15 |
description:
eek!
domain:
nakedsquirrels
site text:
science shows // the squirrels // have dicks and cunts.
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?Kenan and Kel and 50 Cent |
ChekhovsFleshlight |
(3.00) |
870 |
2018-06-05 |
description:
50 Cent originally recorded "P.I.M.P." as the theme song for "Kenan & Kel" but Nickelodeon rejected it and paid Coolio to sub in at the zero hour. Here's what it would have been like...
domain:
thatgucci-thatfendi-thatsoda
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?Lando is Gay now LOL!!!! |
mik3m |
(3.55) |
2,172 |
2018-06-03 |
description:
Patna Medical College and Hospital (abbreviated as PMCH) was established in 1925 and originally known as Prince of Wales Medical College, is a medical college located in Patna, the state capital of Bihar, India.
It is located on the southern bank of the river Ganges and is now affiliated to Aryabhatta Knowledge University (previously: Patna University). The exact location is on Ashok Rajpath which is also home to other colleges of Patna University. It has more than 1748 beds which is at par with AIIMS. The emergency ward is called IGCE (Indira Gandhi Central Emergency) and has an additional 220 beds. It is one of the busiest hospitals in India. The average daily opd[clarification needed] patients is one of the highest in India (Safdurjung Hospital having the highest).
domain:
SoloAStarWarsMovie
keywords:
rayp
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?We've updated our privacy policy |
jimmyshackleton |
(2.00) |
1,236 |
2018-05-31 |
description:
YTMND.COM Privacy Policy
What This Privacy Policy Covers
This privacy policy pertains to the use of the YTMND web site at http://www.ytmnd.com/
This privacy policy covers how YTMND treats personal information that YTMND collects and receives. Personal information is information about you that is personally identifiable like your name, address, email address, or phone number.
Children under 13 are not permitted to use the YTMND service, and so this privacy policy makes no provision for children's use of the site.
Information Collection and How it is used
General Information
YTMND collects personal information when you register with YTMND to use YTMND services or to post content.
When you register we ask for your email address and certain optional information such as your name, birth date, birth place, gender, biographical information, ICQ/AIM/Yahoo/MSN user name, and personal interests.
Depending on your level of desired service, we may ask for your billing address, phone number, and credit card information.
YTMND automatically receives and records information on our server logs from your browser, including your IP address, cookie, and the page you request.
YTMND uses information for the following general purposes: products and services provision, billing, identification and authentication, services improvement, contact, research, and anonymous reporting.
IP Addresses
IP Addresses are automatically reported by your browser each time you view a web page. Your IP address is stored in our user registration databases when you register with YTMND, as well as each time you log in and each time you upload digital content.
IP addresses may be used for various purposes, including:
To diagnose or service technology problems reported by our users or engineers that are associated with the IP addresses controlled by a specific web company or ISP.
To tailor advertising based on geographic area or other information derived from your IP address. Aggregate information derived from IP addresses may also be reported to advertisers.
To estimate the total number of users visiting YTMND from specific geographical regions.
To make sure that people are not voting for themselves or friends during contests or promotions.
To ban you and everyone on your ISP for being a twerp.
Cookies
A cookie is a small amount of data, which often includes an anonymous unique identifier, that is sent to your browser from a web site's computers and stored on your computer's hard drive.
You can configure your browser to accept all cookies, reject all cookies, or notify you when a cookie is set.
If you reject all cookies, you will not be able to use YTMND products or services that require you to "sign in," and you may not be able to take full advantage of the YTMND service.
YTMND uses its own cookies for a number of purposes, including to:
o Access your information when you "sign in".
o Keep track of preferences you specify while you are using YTMND's services.
o Display the most appropriate advertising banners, based on your interests and activity on YTMND.
o Estimate and report our total audience size and traffic.
o Conduct research to improve YTMND's content and services.
YTMND lets other companies (such as Google) [that show advertisements on some of our pages] set and access their cookies on your computer. Other entities' use of their cookies is subject to their own privacy policies, not this one. Advertisers or other entities do not have access to YTMND's cookies.
Information Sharing and Disclosure
When you post a message, your YTMND ID or alias that you are posting under is visible to other users unless otherwise specified.
If you post personal information online that is accessible to the public, you may receive unsolicited messages from other parties in return.
domain:
privacypolicy
keywords:
ytmnd,privacy policy,gdpr,eu
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?Duggee and the Squirrels have cute creature tails |
Homestar-Runner-Fan |
(1.00) |
360 |
2018-05-26 |
description:
they're cute.
domain:
heyduggee
site text:
cute // //
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?Blockbuster Video is friendly! |
furrytrash |
(4.57) |
1,340 |
2018-05-20 |
description:
Blockbuster Video is nice, and it's employees are nice and deserve a raise and I am not being threatened in any way to make this at all and please help I've been trapped for days with this friendly service!
domain:
bbvideo
keywords:
blockbuster,video,video rental,blockbuster video
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?All of those elephant feces spammers got BANNE... |
kbimbatti22 |
(3.33) |
1,263 |
2018-05-14 |
description:
So recently, max went online (for some reason) and started a cleanup.
All of the users and sites in the deletion queue were deleted (as always,) but that wasn't all.
Those users who would spam those elephant feces sites are banned, as well as many others.
In total, as far as I know, five people were hit.
AngryNerd, who started Dried Poop Crust, Raw Eggs, and Mechanical Weiner was banned, as well as all of the accounts from JungleExplorer, meaning that JungleExplorer, MotherfuckerMike, and the other alts are gone. Note that the original creator of the fad, Cinemassacre, wasn't hit.
Personally, I think that AngryNerd could've been spared, as he at least has some interesting sites, but the banning of the rest was definitely justified.
Then, Toshiba's account is also gone. If you don't know, Toshiba was a user who was VERY anti-elephant feces. Yet... He still got hit. Maybe Toshiba was just a troll created by JungleExplorer? It would explain why, despite supposedly hating elephant feces, he never once downvoted any of their sites. In fact, he never voted on ANY site. Maybe it just has to do with the fact that he was practically begging for sponsorships on his sites? He ended up actually never getting a sponsorship, but who knows.
Lastly, Redblade7 was banned for "terrorism".
Then there's MyPostingPlace, aka Santa-Bot, who also is gone. The thing is... I think that it was voluntary? There is this thing in the chat where "Ruby" says that sacrificing their account is worth it if others get banned. I think that's MPP? Or maybe the account was down for posting NSFW images in the preview? I dunno. (chat thing is here https://image.ibb.co/dhR33y/Screen_shot_2018_05_14_at_10_58_22_PM.png)
If any other users got hit, please comment detailing who and possibly why.
domain:
elephant-is-down
site text:
READ // DESC //
keywords:
YTMND,WinRar,Winner,WIN,Elephant Feces,elephant feces,Elephant feces,Raw Eggs,raw eggs,Raw eggs
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?Oil steady near multi-year highs as U.S. drilling rises |
jimmyshackleton |
(1.00) |
1,011 |
2018-05-14 |
description:
LONDON (Reuters) - Oil prices steadied below 3-1/2 year highs on Monday as resistance emerged in Europe and Asia to U.S. sanctions against major crude exporter Iran, while rising U.S. drilling pointed to higher North American production.
Brent crude LCOc1 was up 15 cents at $77.27 a barrel by 1130 GMT. U.S. light crude oil was up 5 cents at $70.75.
Both oil futures contracts hit their highest since November 2014 last week at $78 and $71.89 a barrel respectively as markets anticipated a sharp fall in Iranian crude supply once U.S. sanctions bite later this year.
It is unclear how hard U.S. sanctions will hit Iran’s oil industry. A lot will depend on how other major oil consumers respond to Washington’s action against Tehran, which will take effect in November.
China, France, Russia, Britain, Germany and Iran all remain in the nuclear accord that placed controls on Iran’s nuclear programme and led to a relaxation of economic sanctions against Iran and companies doing business there.
Some oil analysts have said they expect Iranian crude exports to fall by as little as 200,000 barrels per day (bpd), while others put the figure closer to 1 million bpd.
Michael Wittner, analyst at Societe Generale, forecasts U.S. sanctions will remove 400,000-500,000 bpd of Iranian crude from the global oil market.
“In 2012 the reduction in Iranian crude production and exports was around 1 million bpd,” Wittner said. “This time around, we expect much less of an impact.”
Greg McKenna, chief market strategist at futures brokerage AxiTrader, says it is still “far from certain” that sanctions “will bite in the way intended”.
“Germany has said it will protect its companies from U.S. sanctions, Iran has said French oil giant Total (TOTF.PA) has yet to pull out of its fields and all the while it seems the Chinese are ready to fill the void created by the U.S.”
The surge in oil prices comes at a time of tight supply amid record Asian demand and voluntary output restraint by the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries and non-OPEC producers including Russia.
On Monday, however, markets were held in check by news of a rise in U.S. drilling for new oil production.
U.S. drillers added 10 oil rigs in the week to May 11, bringing the total to 844, the highest level since March 2015, energy services firm Baker Hughes said on Friday.
“Soaring U.S. shale output will continue to put a cap on prices,” said Hussein Sayed, chief market strategist at futures brokerage FXTM.
domain:
oilsteady
keywords:
news,oil,US,drilling
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